Summary: The boys get bored one day, so they decide to play a prank on the girls in their class. When the girls get pissed off(Probably on their periods or something), they decide to get them back. After that, its war! Will the boys win the war, or will the girls give them a taste of their own medicine?

Parings: I haven't figured that out yet. All I've decided was that this will be het.

"STOP IT YOU STUPID JEW!"

"NO YOU STOP IT, FATASS!"

I sigh. I look to my left and see my two friends(If you can even call Cartman a friend) fighting. Again. I didn't like getting involved in their fights, so I usually just kept quiet. Stan, however, had a different idea of handling this. He got between them, ready to play peacemaker again.

"Guys! Stop it! We're here to have fun, if you don't get along, then your kicked out!"he said. We were outside of his house, playing football, when Kyle got a touchdown. Cartman had said he cheated, and Kyle said he just didn't like losing, and there was the beginning of a brand new fight.

Oh joy.

Kyle frowned but nodded at his best friend, while Cartman looked as mad at him and grumbled something about Stan being a pussy. Which was a little weird, knowing for a fact that Cartman would usually say " Screw you guys, I'm going home!" But I guess today was different. Why? Who knows when it has something to do with Cartman? This is the same guy who made a kid eat his parents just because the kid didn't give him his money back for something.

I decided that since Stan got them under control, I can talk again.

"Maybe its best we should play something else. Football doesn't seem to be working for a certain pair of bitches,"I said in my muffled voice while looking suspiciously at the two annoyed 4th graders. Stan, however, looked thoughtful and nodded.

"Yea, I think Kenny's right you guys,"he agreed. I smiled through my hood, happy at the fact that finally someone thought I was right about something. The feeling felt good.

"Then what are we supposed to do?"Our favorite(HA! Favorite? Your kidding) fat boy said. The Jewish boy then suddenly brightened up.

"Maybe we can pull a prank or something! That would be fun,"he said. Typical Kyle. Came up with another idea, why am I not surprised? I mean he is the smart one in the group. I then hatched up an idea to go with it.

"Yea! Thats a good idea, but even better, we pull it on girls. And not just any girls, the girls in our class, and we can get all the boys in our class to help,"I said.

"Thats a good idea, we can pull it on all of them. Since Wendy's having a sleepover with all the girls in our class, we can do something there,"Kyle added. I then smile, I didn't know we made such a good team. Cartman looked happy at the thought(I guess because he hates Wendy or something.. He always calls her a hippie so it makes sense). But, Stan looked uncertain of the idea.

"I don't think we should do that, Wendy's my girlfriend you guys, boyfriends do not pull pranks on their girlfriends. Especially if its at their party,"he says.

"Look, Stan, remember when it was Halloween? When Wendy asked if you could be Raggedy Anne and Andy with her, and then she totally bailed on you? Well, here's your pay,"Cartman said. Stan frowned.

"I forgave her for that,"he said.

"Yea. But, remember the time she dumped you for Token, or the time when she called you a dork after you said you were(He's referring to the episode Super Fun Time)? Face it Stan, shes done a lot of cruel things to you. Heres your chance,"Cartman replied. Stan looked upset, as if he never realized it before(Maybe he hadn't), but then Stan looked mad.

"How are we gonna prank her?"

Xx Wendy's P.O.V 2 hours later xX

I sit by the window, listening to the raindrops fall. It was so calm.. I was waiting for my guests to arrive. It was my sleepover, and I couldn't wait! I invited every girl in my class, and my parents were gone. It was so cool. I cannot wait until they come. I almost jump out in joy when I see Bebe get out of her car, and knock on the door. I go over there, and open it for her.

"Bebe! Glad you could make it!"I say in an excited tone. After that, a ton more girls come, and the party gets started!

After a couple more hours, it gets really dark.

"I have an idea!"Red exclaims. Everyone then listens to her.

"Maybe we could, like, turn all the lights off, then try to summon Bloody Mary,"she said. I then frown.(Author: If you don't know who Bloody Mary is then just search for her on Google)

"But Bloody Mary isn't real. Shes just an imaginary thing created by immature kids trying to scare people,"I point out. Everyone then turns to me.

"If you think your so smart then you do it, Wendy. You go to the bathroom and try to get her,"Heidi dares me. I then get a bit mad.

"Fine I will! But, you guys have to be with me. We'll turn off all the lights and bring flashlights,"I say. I wanted them there just to see that this whole Bloody Mary nonsense is all a lie. They then all look at me suspiciously, but nod. I bet they now think I just want them there because I'm scared. Well, I'm not and I'm gonna prove it to them.

We then turn off all the lights and get our flashlights(After making sure it has a lot of juice). Its pitch dark except for all the flashlights. I then get in the bathroom.

"Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary, Bloody Mary..."I say in front of my white mirror while doing all the things I need to to summon her. The girls are all scared. Heh, wimps. After doing all the instructions I see nothing. I then grin. I turn around to the girls.

"See! I told you, she isn't real! If she was real, then why isn't anything happening?"I gloat. Bebe points at the mirror with a shaky finger, and all the girls look behind me, and scream. I turn around, seeing what they're so scared about. And looking back at me is an ugly face. With long dirty black hair that looked like it hadn't been combed in years, and..A bloody face. And you know what I did?

I screamed.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING? RUN, YOU IDIOTS, RUN!"I yell at everyone. I guess that wasn't the best move, but could you blame me? Bloody Mary was behind me! Everyone then panicked and ran out the bathroom. I did the same thing.

It must've been a scene, sixteen nine year olds screaming their heads off and running around the pitch dark house(Flashlights as an exception). And, we must've been really loud too, because then my seventy six year old neighbor comes in, obviously tired and angry.

"What are you girls doing?! I'm trying to sleep! I have work tomorrow and I can't sleep with all your screaming!"he yells.

"W-we saw Bloody Mary in the mirror!"Lola said, obviously frightened. My neighbor(Mean neighbor , in this matter)then rolls his eyes and tells us to show her where she is. Its really obvious that he doesn't believe us. But, then again, who would believe some kids?

"She was over here!"a girl then points shakily at the dark bathroom. My neighbor then turns on the light, and laughs.

"Looks like you girls got fooled,"he laughs. I then get curious and mad at the same time, whats this guy trying to pull? I go in there.

"What are you talking about?"I ask him(Or more like demand him). He then laughs some more and gives me this note, along with fake blood and a dirty long black wig.

Hey,

Wasn't Butter's face pretty with that black wing on and fake blood?

Sincerely,

The boys in your class.

P.S YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D!

I then get angry, and give Bebe the note. How could they do this? Especially, Stan? MY SUPPOSED BOYFRIEND!

This is war.