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Welcome reader to our first online page of bionic guy and other stuff that were made by Dumbass Inc. You all remember Pennder, Tahu's hot wife I'm hitting on. What I said that on the book, aw who cares I want them to know. What I getting call from our creator who is 7th grade right now who rights this crap that no one reads. He said I'm fired.
Oh come on I loss my job at Bobobo's now I lost here this just dam bad luck. This is more back luck when tahu meet a hobo. For the hobo that is.
Flashback: "O my god a hobo," said Tahu.
"Can you help please kind sir?" asked the kind hobo who is George Bush.
Then Tahu took out his powerful sword and killed him because he hates Bush.
Now back to the story without the crappy info.
Vakama is now on vacation so well replaced him again with this time otimpus prime who is malfunctioned. "So you're an ugly hordika. Big deal," said Onewa.
"You don't understand, boy this more annoying then talking to Gali's husband Patrick.
Suddenly Norik came in can assist the toas to find Keetongu. He also told Prime to get lost because that was his roll. He then founded Rooduka and got married secretly. Meanwhile the rahaga or the retarded six as Matau calls them were searching in the great temple where they should have searched 3,000,000,000,000,000,000 years. "So Norik why didn't you search here?" asked Nuju.
"Well…..um…..let just say we didn't know," said Norikl.
The Toas then had contest to see who is the ugliest. It turns out they all won. Now back to story of the two love bird. "This marriage is going out as I planned sweaty. I mean I can't even have sex with you and you don't even hive a dick," said Roodaka.
"Well what could I do?" questioned Prime.
"Oh just capture 5 rahaga," said Roodaka.
Later that night Gaaki and Norik were left reslating the message. "What could it mean," said Gaaki.
The message on wall where Keetongu was: Follow the tears of the river untill they become yellow in touch the sky in ko-metru.
To be continued…..