Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Just something for the holiday spirit. Contains Sakura bashing and Yaoi.
If you don't like it! Don't read!!
NO FLAMESS!!!!
Naruto grinned as he whizzed through the streets of Kohona, speeding past the citizen's continuing their daily lives.
"Hey!"
"Watch it!"
The villagers cried as Naruto pushed past them.
'Oh boy! This is so great! I've got the perfect Christmas presents!! Sakura will be so impressed with me! Believe it!!' Naruto thought cheerfully.
That was until Naruto accidently whizzed on some ice then slipped and crashed into someone.
"Owww...sorry..."
"Hn. So you should be dobe..." the person muttered.
The blonde's head shot up and saw his raven haired rival smirking down at him smugly.
"Teme!" Naruto yelled at him picking up his things.
"Hn...what's a deadlast like you doing running around town like a maniac anyway..."
"It's none of your business teme! But if you must know, I've just finished buying Sakura's christmas gift!" Naruto exclaimed crossing his arms sticking his tongue out.
Sasuke's eyes narrowed in jealously at the name Sakura, to bad Naruto missed it.
"I highly doubt she'd be very impressed about any cheap gift you'd buy,"
That stung.
"It's not cheap!! And I know she'll be impressed!!"
"Whatever moron!" Sasuke snapped walking away.
"You might wanna get that checked out..." Naruto said.
"What?"
"That stick up your ass!!" yelled Naruto storming off with his bags in his hands.
Sakura tapped her foot impatiently as she waited for the others to arrive, and of course Sasuke was the first to arrive.
"Hi Sasuke!" Sakura yelled latching herself to his arm.
"Morning...get off my arm..."
"Why? Don't you like me Sasuke?" she asked pouting.
"No get off," Sasuke answered coldly glaring at the pink haired rat.
Sakura face turned into a miserable ugly frown as she removed her arms of her crushes arm.
"Where's Naruto?"
"How should I know where that moron is?" Sakura said in her usual bitchy way.
Sasuke glared at her, no one calls his dobe a moron and lives to tell the tale.
"Here Sasuke I got you a present," Sakura fluttered her eyelashes as she handed him a red coloured present.
"Go on open it..."
Sasuke teared it opened and saw that his present was some chocolate bunnies with the names Sakura and Sasuke engraved in the chocolate.
"I don't like sweets..." Sasuke said.
"But...but I've worked so hard to find a present for you at least take a bite!!"
"No!"
"Then what will I do with them?"
Sasuke walked to the side of the bridge and dropped the chocolate bunnies in the river.
"No need to worry," Sasuke stated.
Sakura sighed sadly.
Kakashi suddenly appeared.
"You're late!!" yelled Sakura, though this time it was slightly awkward since Naruto wasn't there to join her.
"Hi, sorry I'm late but Santa needed help with his reindeer and--"
"Liar!!!"
"Anyway...where's Naruto?"
"That stupid blonde idiot probably is gorging himself on ramen or something, typical that he should be late! Although if you ask me he shouldn't show up at all" Sakura muttered.
'So it'll just be me and Sasuke and we'd be together forever and have lots and lots of babies!! And they'd grow up and have their families and me and Sasuke will grow old together and...'
Sakura's sick unlikely fantasy was interrupted by Sasuke's cold voice.
"Well no one did ask you!"
It was unfair that she'd bitch about that since Naruto isn't usally late.
Speak of the devil an orange blur rushed up to the bridge.
"Where have you been?!" Sakura yelled at Naruto smacking him around the head.
"Sorry guys I've been--"
"Honestly Naruto if your going to be late then why show up at all?! To be honest I'd think we'd be better without an idiot like you!!"
Naruto went quiet and so did the rest of the team, while Sakura breathed heavily after her little outburst glaring hard at Naruto, everyone glared at Sakura for that except for Naruto who instead had a hurt look in his eyes.
'That bitch...' Sasuke thought clenching his fist.
'She is really taking things to far...' Kakashi thought angrily.
'That would show the idiot! Then Sasuke would spend less time on him and more time on me!' Sakura thought.
Naruto looked sadly at the items in his hands.
"Well...I'm late because...I was busy wrapping these presents for you guys..." Naruto spoke up, revealing the neatly wrapped presents in his arms.
Sakura dropped her hands off of her hips.
Naruto walked up to Kakashi and gave him a neatly wrapped green present with yellow swirls decorating the paper.
Kakashi opened the present and grinned at his present.
"The new version of Icha Icha Paradise look after it, it took me a long time to get that," Naruto muttered.
"Rest assured it will," Kakashi smiled underneath his mask tucking the book inside his jacket.
Naruto shuffled up to Sasuke a red blush decorating his face, he glared at the floor and handed him a navy blue wrapped present.
"Here teme, it would be rude not getting you a gift,"
Sasuke looked surpised and unwrapped the present revealing a kunai with the Uchiha fan symbol engraved at the back of the weapon.
Sakura glared at Naruto's gift.
'Go and tell him Sasuke!! Tell him that it's stupid!'
Sasuke smirked and said "Thanks dobe,"
'WHAT!!! CHA!!! OUTRAGOUS!!! HOW CAN SASUKE LIKE NARUTO'S PRESENT BETTER THAN MINE!!!!'
Naruto walked up to Sakura a grin and blush plastered on his face and handed her a pink flowery present.
She raised an eyebrow and quickly unwrapped her present.
Her present was a gold chain bracelet with dangling pink flower charms. Certainly not cheap.
Sakura gasped, it was actually nice. A decent person would at least say thank you.
But instead she glared at Naruto and said "Idiot! If you'd know anything you'd know I only wear silver jewelry!"
She threw that bracelet onto the ground and stamped on it. Instantly crushing the bracelet and leaving little crushed bits on the floor.
Naruto's grin turned into an emotionless face.
Kakashi decided to interuppt the drama and declare "We have no missons today, and tonight everyone needs to come to Hokage's tower for her Christmas tower!"
Kakashi poofed and Naruto wandered off.
Sasuke turned to Sakura.
"Why?"
"Why what Sasuke-kun?"
"Why are you so cruel to Naruto?"
Sakura snorted.
"Because he's annoying! And he always gets in the way!! He's useless and he doesn't deserve to be a ninja let alone be Hokage!!"
Sasuke turned to her.
"Bitch. I've never seen you uglier than I have now," Sasuke snarled and started to walk away.
Sakura burst into tears.
"Why Sasuke?! Why are you so cruel to me?!" she yelled.
Sasuke glared at her at the corner of his eye.
"Have you ever stop to realise...I'm treating you the same way you treat Naruto...I'd never fall for a idiot bitch like you..."
Sakura stood there shocked.
'The...same...way...I treat...Naruto...'
People gathered in the hall to the Hokage's tower, music bleared out, people laughed and had a good time.
Naruto shuffled into the hall, and blended with the crowd.
Tsunade stood up onto the stage and spoke up.
"Hello everyone!! Welcome!! Enjoy yourself here!! Also to make this party more interesting...a lottery will be drawn with everyone's names, one will move forward, and the one who's name is picked will be blindfolded and left in a secluded room underneath a mistletoe, the person who offers the most money will have the honor to kiss them. The blindfolded person also has to guess who's kissing them," Tsunade explained.
Shizune picked a name from a load of pieces of paper.
"Uzumaki Naruto!!!!" Tsunade yelled.
"WHAT?!" Naruto yelled.
Shizune came behind tied a blindfold around his eyes and dragged him to a secluded room.
"Now first bid!!" Tsunade yelled.
"Who'd bid for that moron!" muttered Ino.
Neji's hand raised up.
"Two hundred yen"
Sai's hand raised up.
"Four hundred yen"
Kiba's hand hand shot up.
"Six hundred yen!!"
Gaara (who came to the village to celebrate Christmas with Naruto) slowly raised.
"Two thousand yen,"
Kiba, Neji and Sai glared at Gaara losing their blonde to him.
"Two thousand yen!!! Going once...going twice...so--"
"Nine billion yen!!!" yelled a person bursting in through the door.
A wave of silence swept the room, Tsnuade dropped her hammer in shock.
"Sold..."
Naruto tapped his foot impatiently as he waited for the person come and kiss him already!
Suddenly he felt a pair taking his chin and tilting it up softly, he suddenly felt warm lips covering his own. It was so sweet...so nice...
Suddenly a tongue entered his mouth and started caressing his own tongue, Naruto moaned softly at that feeling of pleasure, suddenly the person stopped but didn't let go of his chin.
"Huh? Why'd you stop?" Naruto asked in a pleading voice.
The person didn't answer.
"Oh...you want me to guess who you are!"
The person made a grunt meaning yes.
"I would say Sakura...but she wouldn't kiss me like that..."
The person smirked at this.
"Not Hinata...she'd be too shy...so you must be a boy judging by your way of kissing...not Gaara he'd be too forceful...not Sai he'd grope my butt and crotch more...not Kiba he'd use more tongue...so who are you?"
The person took a hold of Naruto's hand and brought it to his hair.
It wasn't long it was short, it was soft and had spiky tuffs at the back and some at the front...that could only mean...
"SASUKE!!!!" Naruto yelled.
Sasuke undone his blindfold a smirk gracing his face.
"You...you...BASTARD!!!! You stole my FIRST KISS!!!"
"Not true...I stole you second kiss...remember when we accidently kissed in class?"
Naruto blushed.
"Accidently!!! So that doesn't count!!" Naruto shouted crossing his arms and pouted.
Sasuke grabbed Naruto's waist and pulled him towards him.
"Well...I'm going to steal lots of kisses.." he leaned down and kissed him.
Naruto closed his eyes and began to kiss back, his eyes widened as a hand found itself down to his crotch and began doing his pants.
"I'm not just going to steal kisses either..."
A/N: MERRY CHRISTMAS!!! Next chapter will be a lemon!!!