Ask Snape
Hi everyone! My name is Sharon Silverstone, and I'm going to be your host for today's show. Our guest this evening is Professor Severus Snape, Potions master at Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Welcome Professor and thanks for being here.
S: Can we just get on with this? I'm a very busy man.
Sh: Of course you are…
S: Looks at her menacingly.
Sh: On to the first question. Have you always wanted to become potions master?
S: No.
Sh: So why did you become…
S: Mind your own business!
Sh: Excuse me professor but this is an interview and you have to answer the questions which are asked to you. That's what it says in the contract you signed!
S: Don't you take that tone with me miss Silverstone! I'm a respectable person!
Sh: Since when are Deatheaters respectable?
S: How?!…. with that he got up grabbed her arm and dragged her backstage
How did you know I am a deatheater.
Sh: I have my ways.
S: HOW… DID…YOU… KNOW… I… WAS…A…DEATHEATER?!!! He hissed grasping her arm harder.
Sh: I…I looked into the ministry's files?
S: You did WHAT?
With that he let go and turned his back towards her, he then continued menacingly.
Does the ministry know about what you did?
Sh: No.
S: I wonder what they'd think of your intrusion…
Sh: Please no!!!
S: Well Well, it's been a long time since a woman groveled at my feet
Sh: I'll give you a night to remember if you keep it a secret.
S: I guess I could hush it up… he said this with a hungry look in his eyes
Sh: Now back to the program… Sorry everyone, things like this happen on live shows. Prof. Snape would you mind answering my questions now.
S: sure
Sh: Are you single?
S: At this moment , yes.
Sh: did you hear that ladies? If any of you are interested in a tall, dark , mysterious and naughty boy call on 0800 600 800 for a rough night with Hogwart's Severus Snape.
A crowd of ladies ran over to Snape. He tried to escape but it was all to no avail.
They tore his cloths and Only Merlin knows what else they did to him.
S: Shaaaaaaaaarrrooon !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sh: Thanks for watching the show . Next week we're going to have the one and only Haarryyy Potter!!!! Adios!
S: Help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!