HAHA I HAVEN'T FALLEN OFF THE FACE OF THE EARTH GUYS JUST BUSY BUSY BUSY! I'M GETTING AN EXCHANGE STUDENT FROM SWITZERLAND AND I'M SO EXCITEDSO YOU GUYS CAN SHARE IN MY EXCITEMENT THROUGH MY RANDOM GRABBLE HERE GOES!
"Hathaway! Do you honestly think you are so much better than everyone else here that you can just ignore everything I'm saying?" Stan shouted as per usual.
"No, I simply think I'm the same as every person in here who doesn't give a crap about what you think is the best way to get yourself killed." I replied not even looking up at the pissed off guardian in front of me. I really didn't have much time to learn this damn graduation song. The music was suddenly ripped out of my hands that were hidden under my desk.
"In what universe do you know how to sing let alone read music?" Stan asked laughing as I snatched the music back from him.
"You know nothing about what I can or cannot do." I growled out dangerously.
"Please enlighten us Rosemary on what you can do with this little booklet of words and notes." Stan smirked at his challenge. I smirked back with more intensity and stood up.
"Fine, but I'm not going to sing this song because Alberta would have my head if I did before graduation. Someone give me a song to sing and make it a good one."
"Show Me How You Burlesque by Christina Aguilera!" Eddie shouted with an evil smirk on his face. I gave him one in return and climbed onto Stan's desk.
Underneath the city lights
There is a world few know about
Where rules don't apply, no
And you can't keep a good girl down
She going through the club looking for a good time
Gonna make that
Shake that
Money on the dime
Don't need a sugga daddy
She can work it just fine
Up on the table
She'll be dancing all night (hee-eey)
Babydoll just come alive
Under the spotlight
All the girls wanna fall in line
We say
He-eh-eh-ey
Here comes the ladies bout to give a little show
He-eh-eh-ey
Here go the boys we gonna show a little more
Hit it up, get it up
Won't let you rest
Hit it up, get it up
This is not a test
Hit it up, get it up
Gotta give me your best
So get your ass up
Show me how you burlesque
I looked at Stan who just looked back in complete shock, as I took in the rest of the class I got the same looks. The silence was suddenly broken by my best friend Mason when he yelled "Damn girl!"
With that the class erupted into applause and cheers. I jumped down from the desk and walked straight up to Stan with my signature smirk. "Don't you ever say I can't do something." With that I sat down with a smug look.
DISCLAIMER: SADLY I DON'T OWN THESE CHARACTERS OR THIS SONG .
SO AS USUAL REVIEW PLEASE BECAUSE I LOVE AND THRIVE OFF THEM.