It's a freezing cold night
We're hunting down six Horcruxes
Hey, Harry, I have a feeling
One is you.
Is it the scar on your head?
Or the fact you speak Parseltongue?
It's weird Harry,
But I'm sure you're a Horcrux!
Well, I know that there's a Horcrux
In Bellatrix's vault we can steal
But we need to make a deal
With a goblin.
Who cares if it's cursed?
And the duplicates burn
When you touch them?
We escaped on a dragon!
With the cup, trio!
Ron, don't fight, fight, fight, fight, fight
Harry, don't retaliate
We'll destroy the Horcruxes
With the sword, yeah the sword
'Cause, Hogwarts is doomed
From the angry Death Eaters
Dumbledore,
Wouldn't have let this happen
But McGonagall rules
Seamus is skilled with pyrotechnics
We don't care if he'll blow up
Hogwarts Castle!
They destroyed Riddle's ring
Letting Dumbledore sing
"Hallelujah!
Another Horcrux ruined!
Let's celebrate, Harry!"
They also destroyed the diary,
Diadem and locket.
Hufflepuff's cup
Which they left in the pocket!
Then they lost the sword, sword, sword, sword, sword.
They do need something else.
How about a basilisk fang?
Or fiendfyre, yeah, fiendfyre
'Cause, Ron is smart
He watches Harry sleep
And knows a bit of Parseltongue
In the film,
He and Hermin share a kiss
In the creepy
Chamber of Secrets!
Defeating Horcruxes!
Kill the snake, Neville!
I said kill the snake, Neville, Neville!
Defeating Horcruxes!
Kill yourself, Harry.
Voldemort will die, Harry, probably.
'Cause Voldemort is dead.
And the battle is over,
Harry is no longer a Horcrux
He chose life over death
Protected his friends and family
He saved us, Mr Potter, Harry!
This took me 4 hours to write (I started this a midnight and it's currently reaching up to 4:20 am)
I know it gets a bit crap and confusing during the middle of this so, as a tip – stretch out words when they don't have the correct syllables.
Now, special rainbow cookies to whoever can guess to which part of the book/films during certain scenes
E.g.:
Defeating Horcruxes!
Kill the snake, Neville
I said kill the snake, Neville, Neville.
This is referenced to when, in the book, Harry tells Neville to kill Nagini before he goes to the Forbidden Forest. And, in the book, when Neville, Hermione and Ron all fail to kill Nagini bur Nev finally succeeds!
I am aware that I didn't mention the Hallows in this, so, before you start nagging on me about it, this is a tribute to the Horcruxes, not the Hallows. I'm writing one up for them -.-.
Any parody requests, maybe? ;)