Once Upon A Time…
There was a boy…
This boy was bullied…
For he was not like everybody else…
He had desires for something greater and more beautiful in his world…
His world was a dull gray and boring beige…
That is if gray can be any duller and beige can be any more boring…
And this is the story of a boy who did something…
The boy had a dream…
It showed him something more colorful…
Something more stupid…
It was teenagers embarrassing themselves for views…
And they did this on a place called…
YOUS-TUBES…
How do you get to this "Yous-tubes" …
The boy asked…
It's so pretty…
Then the boy came up with an idea…
I will be like those kids in the Yous-tubes place…
The next day,which was Monday…
when the boy went to school…
He went into the crowded hall…
And did the unthinkable…
He pulled down his pants and sang "Mary Had A Little Lamb" …
The boy kept doing stupid things for the rest of the week…
Twerking Tuesday…
Memes Wednesday…
Try hard Thursday…
JUST A PRANK BRO Friday…
By Saturday, the had just about ruined his life…
Everyone bullied him…
Everyone laughed at him…
But yet that boy was still not in the land of the yous-tubes…
What am i supposed to do…
The boy thought…
I did everything that they did…
I did stupid things…
I embarrassed myself…
So why is everything still so dull and boring…
The boy went to sleep that night…
And as he slept…
He had another dream…
Of the Yous-Tubes…
It was the same dream as last time…
Expect this time…
The boy got to see a little more…
He was able to see…
The views section…
The boy suddenly woke up…
That's what i have been doing all wrong…
I didn't let enough people see me…
I need to get more views…
Sunday morning…
The boy using his awesome hacking skillz…
Hack the national television broadcaster…
Everyone watches this on Sunday…
Perfect…
And so the boy broadcast himself…
And everyone saw it…
Let's just say, don't start it off with "IT'S JOHN CENA"...
Don't fail the bottle flip challenge…
And then dab afterwards…
Well…
At least he finally got to Yous-Tubes land…
Yes…
The heavens shined down on the boy and he flew…
The boy finally got what he desired most…
the colorful life…
And so the boy lived happily ever after…
D End
If only the dream had warned of the comments section…