A/N: This may be stupid, but what else is new? Set post-GT (i.e. after Evil Shenlong) but Goku's in heaven, not dead, and he annoys the hell out of King Yama because he's stronger and has the intelligence & emotional maturity of a 3-year-old. (I'm assuming no 3-year-olds are in the audience.) Well, on to the teaser. Oh yeah, I don't own DBZ and everything in it (I wish I did, the usual stuff that everybody says, etc., etc.) , and neither do I own FUNimation (Thank God!)
An Evil Worse Than Buu
By: Dammit, you know damn well who it's by. Read the title!!!!
Vegeta sighed. Finally, Kakarot was gone. Now he could relax. He leaned back in his chair, and upped the gravity to 1,000,000. He couldn't completely reject his training, after all. But to his power, this was like the Moon's .4 or something gravity level was to Cueball or Mutant Eyes. Nothing to do but relax all-
"VEGETA!!!!!!!!"
Kuso, he had forgotten about the woman. Leave it to the bakayaro onna of all bakayaro onnas to spoil a perfectly good . . . damn. Never mind.
"I'm coming!" Needless to say, he wasn't coming, but he wouldn't tell her that . . . why did Buu have to happen? Cataclysmic events seemed to really plague the Earth. God damn it, the evils they had faced and f---
What the ~~~ heck? Something was preventing him from cursing. Nani---, er, what? Darn, he couldn't use Japanese, either… DARN?!
"Hey, woman, I can't curse!"
"And you had better not, Bra had better not grow up like her father."
"She can't, she's a woman, she doesn't grow-"
"ENOUGH! You little idiot! What did I just say? I meant to say 'baka' . . ."
"AGGHHH! It's got me!!!!!……… YYAAAGGGHHH!!!!!! I AM FUNI-VEGETA!!!!"
Vegeta's muscles pumped up and a blue F appeared on the Saiya-Jin Prince-turned-agent-of-the-evilest evil dubbing company of the world.
"Nani?!?!"
Funi-Vegeta smiled and said, "You shouldn't talk in Japanese. It's bad for the ratings."
END TEASER
A/N: Okay, that was the teaser, which is still up as a different story, now here it comes!
~~~~~Prologue~~~~~
It was alive. The company wheeled and dealed, struggling to gain control. It would bid highest and be the one to dub DBZ! As it bid higher and higher, $20,000, $1,000,000, $999,999,999,999.37, it finally won the bidding! YES!!!
A/N: No, that wasn't a lemon.
A/N: These aren't the actual figures for the rights to own DBZ, if I controlled them, I'd own DBZ!
As it sent a servant to do its bidding, it learned everything. It focused in, and decided to start by possessing the one with the name like a carrot, and hair like the top. But first, it would need an arrogant Saiya-jin no Ouji with power near Goku's. It focused its will, and began to begin.
* * *
King Yama said, "There's something bad going on down at Earth."
Goku responded with, "I know, Yajirobe's eatin' beans!"
Yama sweatdropped. Why did he put up with him?
"Because I have a power level of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!! Hey, thanks for the mind-reading technique. . .Oooh! Can I have an action figure?"
Damn!
"Ya shouldn't swear, you know."
It was said that at this exact moment, the great King Yama actually *envied* the lowly Guardian of the Earth.
END PROLOGUE
So, how'd ya like it? Good? Bad? Terminally insane? Is that your final answer?
When you review (hint, hint), NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!
An Evil Worse Than Buu
By: Dammit, you know damn well who it's by. Read the title!!!!
Vegeta sighed. Finally, Kakarot was gone. Now he could relax. He leaned back in his chair, and upped the gravity to 1,000,000. He couldn't completely reject his training, after all. But to his power, this was like the Moon's .4 or something gravity level was to Cueball or Mutant Eyes. Nothing to do but relax all-
"VEGETA!!!!!!!!"
Kuso, he had forgotten about the woman. Leave it to the bakayaro onna of all bakayaro onnas to spoil a perfectly good . . . damn. Never mind.
"I'm coming!" Needless to say, he wasn't coming, but he wouldn't tell her that . . . why did Buu have to happen? Cataclysmic events seemed to really plague the Earth. God damn it, the evils they had faced and f---
What the ~~~ heck? Something was preventing him from cursing. Nani---, er, what? Darn, he couldn't use Japanese, either… DARN?!
"Hey, woman, I can't curse!"
"And you had better not, Bra had better not grow up like her father."
"She can't, she's a woman, she doesn't grow-"
"ENOUGH! You little idiot! What did I just say? I meant to say 'baka' . . ."
"AGGHHH! It's got me!!!!!……… YYAAAGGGHHH!!!!!! I AM FUNI-VEGETA!!!!"
Vegeta's muscles pumped up and a blue F appeared on the Saiya-Jin Prince-turned-agent-of-the-evilest evil dubbing company of the world.
"Nani?!?!"
Funi-Vegeta smiled and said, "You shouldn't talk in Japanese. It's bad for the ratings."
END TEASER
A/N: Okay, that was the teaser, which is still up as a different story, now here it comes!
~~~~~Prologue~~~~~
It was alive. The company wheeled and dealed, struggling to gain control. It would bid highest and be the one to dub DBZ! As it bid higher and higher, $20,000, $1,000,000, $999,999,999,999.37, it finally won the bidding! YES!!!
A/N: No, that wasn't a lemon.
A/N: These aren't the actual figures for the rights to own DBZ, if I controlled them, I'd own DBZ!
As it sent a servant to do its bidding, it learned everything. It focused in, and decided to start by possessing the one with the name like a carrot, and hair like the top. But first, it would need an arrogant Saiya-jin no Ouji with power near Goku's. It focused its will, and began to begin.
* * *
King Yama said, "There's something bad going on down at Earth."
Goku responded with, "I know, Yajirobe's eatin' beans!"
Yama sweatdropped. Why did he put up with him?
"Because I have a power level of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000!!!!! Hey, thanks for the mind-reading technique. . .Oooh! Can I have an action figure?"
Damn!
"Ya shouldn't swear, you know."
It was said that at this exact moment, the great King Yama actually *envied* the lowly Guardian of the Earth.
END PROLOGUE
So, how'd ya like it? Good? Bad? Terminally insane? Is that your final answer?
When you review (hint, hint), NO FLAMES!!!!!!!!