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Chapter 1
"Naruto...you okay?" Given Naruto's current state, Sarutobi Hiruzen, the current hokage of the Konoha, couldn't help but wonder.
"What do ya think -_-;;" Naruto currently appeared bald, literally. It was so shiny that its luminosity put the sun itself into shame. "It appears that my head now possess more 'yellow' than it did before ;("
"You sure that you're okay, Naruto?" The only thing Hiruzen could do was to process the current state of Naruto in his mind, as Naruto became bald before he did, at the age of twelve...
"C'mon, let's not talk about this anymore. Just give my cap now before I die from the embarrassment." Naruto held out his hand to reclaim a cap that is currently in a grip of Hiruzen's hands.
"You sure that you're okay, Naruto?" Hiruzen repeated, as the cap successfully found itself in the hands of its rightful owner, "Lol," he added, somewhat awkwardly.
"K, will you stop that, you old dreamer?" Naruto put his cap back on his luminous skull as he spoke. However, what happened next seemed to be more shocking to Hiruzen, as Naruto slapped him out of nowhere, HIM! The hokage! "You old dreamer!"
Then suddenly, Hiruzen's view warped as he grunted from the pain. "Show some respect to your elder, you brat-" and...he woke up from the dream.
Hiruzen blinked.
Once
Twice
There was a huge mirror in front of his bed that reflected his image, and he saw...
Bald...his head missing the beautiful strands of dead cells named "hair."
"No no no no no no no...this can't be happening. This can't be happening. This can't be-"
Then once again, Hiruzen opened his eyes, and sat up in shock. Slowly...his hand went up to his head...
He relieved to feel three strands of hair on his head...before the hairs fell off as he removed his hand.
...
Now completely bald, and since Hiruzen knew that this isn't a dream, he screamed out loud, raging over a death of his dead cells.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!"
His fury caused his face to heat up, and in response to such reaction, his bald head shined brighter and any other source in the space, and...
I will leave it to your imagination. ^^