Hey guys! This might seem like an unexpected project comming from me, and that's because it totally is. I had this idea while I was talking with my friends about anime from our past, and I entered a discussion about To Love-Ru and the Toaru series. Basically the whole thing was a discussion about whether Rito and Touma deserver their Harems or not.

Discussion ended up with Accelerator being introduced into the world of To Love-Ru, just for the kicks. I found out that this idea isn't as insane as it seemed at the moment of its inception, and so I started typing.

And what's coming out is a mixture that shouldn't work, but might just actually work in the end.

It's going to be something quite more serious than To Love-Ru, but a tad more lighthearted than Accelerator's arcs in Toaru.

In the end, it's a, Action/Comedy/Slice of life that may or may not take itself seriously.

I hope you enjoy, as I'll try to keep at least an update per week.

Yuuki Rito was having some pretty weird couple of days ever since Lala teleported to his bathtub some weeks ago and made him her fiancé.

He's been attacked in school be a shape shifter who had kidnapped his crush, Haruna, with the intent of breaking his engagement with Lala, met a gender-bending alien who claimed to be his rival for Lala's love, met the president of Lala's fan club, who also happened to be a tax evader, try to kidnap Haruna to make her the next intergalactic idol.

In the end his life could be summed up as uncomfortable perverted and weird and he didn't really know how to deal with that.

Lost in his thoughts, pondering why life had been made so difficult for him, Rito didn't quite see what was right in front of him, do to their shortness, and accidently collided with a person.

"Ouch says Misaka as Misaka hits the floor"

Looking down, Rito realized that he had just bumped into a little girl and made her fall down. The girl was wearing a blue, polka dotted sundress and seemed to have around ten years of age.

"Oh, I'm sorry, are you alright?" He asked with concern in his voice as he crouched down and offered the girl a hand.

"I'm alright, says Misaka as Misaka brushes off her fall. I'm a tough girl. But thanks for helping me up, says Misaka as Misaka accepts the kind, but distracted boy's help" the little girl said with a smile as she took his hand and let herself be pulled up.

Rito sweat dropped at her strange speech pattern, but gave the kid a kindhearted smile "It's alright. It was my fault in the first place. I'm sorry… Misaka-chan, right?"

"Gasp! Gasps Misaka as Misaka is surprised. How do you know my name? Are you a mind reader, asks Misaka as Misaka tries to figure out how the strange boy knows Misaka's name"

At that, Rito really sweat dropped "Y-you keep saying your name everytime you speak, that's all" Rito kept smiling despite his frustration. He knew she was just a little kid, but his sister, Mikan, left him used to a more mature mentality regarding younger people.

"Oh! Exclaims Misaka as Misaka realizes her blunder. That's right" at that she knocks once on her head "Silly me, says Misaka as she remembers her speech pattern"

Rito just smiled at that. He had to admit the whole thing was endearing, even if a bit repetitive.

"Hey nii-san, Misaka says as Misaka attempts to get the older boy's attention"

Rito gave her an inquisitive look.

"Could you please help me? Pleads Misaka as Misaka notices you seem to be the kindhearted type of person. I got separated from my guardian, Misaka says as she explains her situation. Could you please help me find him?"

Rito didn't really have to think a lot about that one. Compared to what he faced on the last couple of days, helping a lost little girl was a walk in a park compared to his current school life. Plus, there is never a day when he'd refuse to help someone in need.

Even in situations when he might regret it in the end.

But hey, what bad thing could come out of helping an innocent ten year-old?

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Accelerator was pissed.

Sure, that statement described his mood more than ninety percent of the time, but this time it was special.

This all started when Last Order decided that she wanted to take a vacation.

Since neither Yomikawa nor Yoshikawa could really take a vacation from their work at the moment, little Misaka became Accelerator's charge during this trip.

In Yomikawa's words "You always seem so irritable and stressed-jan. You could really use this time to cool off"

And so they came to this city, Sainan or something, to look for signs of "extraterrestrial life" during their stay.

Last Order chose this place specifically because one of her 'sisters' apparently reported some strange happenings around the area. And Last Order being Last Order, she completely jumped into the conclusion that there were totally aliens about.

Why would there be aliens about? Because aliens.

That type of logic coming from the core server of such an extensive hive-mind network really pissed him off.

Now the worst thing wasn't being dragged to a random city for the sake of a young girl he definitely loved as a sibling he never had, but would never really admit.

No, the worse part was being dragged to a random city by said girl only to lose sight of her within thirty minutes of leaving the train station.

Oh once he got his hands on that brat, he was gonna scold her so hard, all her 'sisters' will wince from the shared memories of the verbal abuse and the karate chop to her head.

Absorbed by his nefarious plans, Accelerator didn't pay attention to his surroundings for a moment, something quite counterproductive to his goal of finding Last Order.

As it was, he completely missed the interaction that happened on the other side of the street between the same girl he was looking for and a red headed teen, who ended up heading at the opposite direction he was walking.

Something also caused by his distraction was the second fateful collision that happened on that day.

The sound of grocery bags hitting the floor resounded with the sound of a walking cane hitting the pavement.

"What the fucking hell!?" Accelerator growled out from the floor as he glared at the person he had just bumped onto. He still wasn't used to not having his powers activated 24/7.

A brown-haired girl with her hair up in a strange pineapple-like hairstyle met his glare with a look of her own, grocery bags strewn all around her. She wore a black and white striped shirt and a yellow skirt, and seemed to be around three years younger than him.

"What? You're not going to apologize?" the girl looked at him and then at the groceries.

Accelerator looked at her like she was insane. Then he remembered this wasn't Academy City, and he wasn't really well known.

Instead he clicked his tongue "Tsk, right back at you" he replied, groping for his walking cane and trying to use it to gain purchase to stand up.

The girl, noticing that she just threw a cripple to the ground, got up quickly and offered a hand to help "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't notice. Are you okay, sir?"

Accelerator looked at the hand and up at the girl. He tried to get up on his own again, but couldn't really get the right footing. Sighing, he grabbed the girl's hand and pulled himself up, leaning on his walking stick.

"I'm fine, brat, no need to fuss over me" he replied rudely, causing the girl to huff indignantly.

If the guy was going to be like that, she would be going on her own merry way then.

When she leaned over to start grabbing her fallen bags, she was startled to see the boy using his walking stick to pick up some of the bags as well.

Standing up she gave the boy an inquisitive look before hearing him click his tongue again and offer the bags to her "You helped me, I help you back, simple as that. I don't like owing people nothing" the sour faced teen answered the unspoken question.

The girl nodded slowly before grabbing the bags and giving a respectful bow. "Sorry for knocking you down, and thank you for your help"

"Yeah, yeah, whatever. It's not like it was some big thing" Accelerator replied dismissively and started walking away, before stopping on his tracks and looking back. "Wait"

The girl looked at him inquisitively again, only a bit irritated by his attitude "What is it?"

The boy seemed to grit his teeth a bit before running his hand through the back of his head and sighing, as if doing this displeased him "I need some help"

The girl just kept looking at him, as if urging him to go on.

"I just arrived in this stupid place a while ago, but I got separated from my charge not long after that" he explained "Look, I don't know my way around this place, and I really need to find her. Could you point me towards the police station or something like that?"

The explanation intrigued the girl. "So you lost someone?"

Accelerator nodded, with annoyance clear in his face.

For some reason the girl smiled "Sure I can point you to the police station, but if you want I can help you search for your charge" her smile turned a bit devious "If you help me carry my groceries, that is"

"You're asking that from a cripple?" Accelerator ground out "What a fucked up thing to do!"

He paused as he maintained eye contact with the girl, who didn't really budge "Fine I'll fucking do it. But you better actually help me find her, or I'll just thrash your bags and run away."

The girl just laughed, probably because from her perspective there was no way he could actually run away. But really, she laughed because she knew he was bluffing. She always could get a good read on people's emotions, and she could tell this guy was mostly talk for now.

"If you say so" she teased, handing the boy half her bags.

Accelerator just grumbled as he held the bags in his free hand. He really was starting to regain his strength after being shot in the head.

"I'm Yuuki Mikan, by the way" the girl smiled, introducing herself.

"Accelerator" was his curt reply

"That's a unique name" Mikan commented, taking in the guy's appearance. His hair was snow white despite the fact he should be around the same age as Rito, and his eyes were red. His hair matched his outfit, which consisted of a white and grey shirt and black pants.

She wondered if he was an alien like the ones that have been appearing around her brother lately.

"Well, it's the only one I got, so stuff it" the albino rebutted with a huff, which made the girl giggle.

"Well, Accelerator, if you really want to help me find your charge, you should at least give me a description."

Accelerator just nodded in understanding "Well, the brat's got brown hair down to her neck, and eyes to match. She's wearing a stupid, blue, polka dotted sundress, and also, she speaks in a really annoying pattern"

"Annoying pattern?" Mikan wondered out loud.

"You'll know it when you hear it" He looked at the brat beside him with a smirk.