AN: I've decided to do this.
The 12 Cats:
1. Kestrelflight
2. Needletail
3. Hollyleaf
4. Graystripe
5. Flowerstem
6. Shellheart
7. Whitewing
8. Lilyheart
9. Snowtuft
10. Mistyfoot
11. Talltail
12. Tigerheart
1) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending?
Well. Kestrelflight and Graystripe. Kestrelstripe? *looks up what kestrels look like* I guess that would work, Kestrels are striped. WindClan?
Onestar: From now on your name is Kestrelstripe!
Kestrelstripe: A decent name!
Onestar: *puffs out chest* Yes, I am a decent name giver! Why did you think I wasn't?
Kestrelstripe: I read FanFiction.
2) Would you consider naming a cat in your story with 2's first name and 3's last name?
Needleleaf. No. ShadowClan.
Rowanstar: Then by the powers of StarClan, your name is now Needleleaf!
Needleleaf: WHAT?
Rowanstar: I couldn't think of anything.
3) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name 2's last name)?
Flowertail. No. Maybe they have a tail that smells like flowers….? ThunderClan.
Bramblestar: Your name is now Flowertail!
Flowertail: Why?
Bramblestar: You're holding a flower in your tail.
Flowertail: …I wanted to look nice!
Needleleaf: …join BadnameClan.
Flowertail: What's that?
Needleleaf: I started it.
Flowertail: Count me in.
ShadowClan: NOOOOOO, FLOWERTAIL!
4) What genre would a story be with a cat names (1's first name 5's last name) as the main character?
A story about Kestrelstem. What? Nooooooo, this is bad. Poor Kestrelstem. I would say Hurt/comfort. Maybe Kestrelstem is bullied for their name and someone with a disability comforts them?
4) Write a prophecy meaning (1's last name and 3's first name) will save the Clan from dogs?
Flightholly. The darkness rises, and only the wings of the forest can bring back the light.
StarClan cat: That sucks!
Me: WELL YOU TRY IT!
StarClan cat: Hey, it's not my job, I only died yesterday!
6)What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?
Stripetail. Probably a gray cat with black stripes on his tail.
7) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?
Hollykestrel. Well, that sucks, so either their leader sucks at giving names or perhaps is giving her a bad name because she's half-clan, seeing as "kestrel" is WindClan and "holly" is ThunderClan.
Bramblestar: NO! AUTHOR WHY ARE YOU MAKING ME DO THIS!
Me: Because you're ThunderClan and yeah!
Bramblestar: Why not Onestar! That makes way more sense because Onestar's mean AND it doesn't ruin my reputation.
Hollypaw: Aren't you going to give me my warrior name?
Bramblestar: *sighs and mumbles* Hollypaw, you are now Hollykestrel.
Hollykestrel: I'm going to go join BadnameClan, okay?
Flowertail and Needleleaf: Yess, a new recruit!
Bramblestar: You suck, author.
8) Could you see 5 and 3 as a pairing?
Flowerstem and Hollyleaf. Different timelines. Plus they're both female.
Hollyleaf: I'm already in love with Fallen Leaves.
Flowerstem: I agree with you, author.
9) If 9 was looking for a mate, would they choose 6 or 4?
If Snowtuft was looking for a mate, would they choose Shellheart or Graystripe? Neither, they're both attached to the code and Snowtuft broke it.
Take One: Snowtuft and Shellheart
Snowtuft: Shellheart, I'm looking for a mate, and you've always caught my eye, so will you be with me?
Shellheart: I've got Rainflower, but I'm flattered.
Snowtuft: Drat.
Take Two: Snowtuft and Graystripe
Snowtuft: I've always loved you, Graystripe… will you be my mate?
Graystripe: I've had two mates already, I seriously can't have a third, it'll tarnish my reputation. Plus you're a tom, you're a Dark Forest cat, and you're dead.
Snowtuft: My heart has been broken.
10) Could you see 1 and 10 fighting over 7?
Kestrelflight and Mistyfoot fighting over Whitewing. Hmm. No.
Kestrelflight: Mistyfoot, I know you like Whitewing, but we're destined to be together!
Mistyfoot: But Whitewing loves me more than you!
Whitewing: This is kind of flattering, I guess, but you're both from different Clans, Kestrelflight is a medicine cat, Mistyfoot is older than my parents, and I've already had Birchfall's kits, so I'mma go now.
Kestrelflight and Mistyfoot: NOOOOO, COME BACK!
11) Think of a plot for a love story involving 2 and 8.
Needletail and Lilyheart. At Gatherings, Needlepaw could never stop staring at the ThunderClan queen. When Lilyheart finally meets rogue Needletail, suddenly her own mate wasn't so appealing anymore. Their fates have been intertwined from the beginning, even although it is forbidden…
12) What would happen if 7 walked in on 5 and 10 making out?
Whitewing walking in on Flowerstem and Mistyfoot making out.
Flowerstem and Mistyfoot: *Cat kissing*
Whitewing: Wow, you change that fast, eh? Just a little while ago you and Kestrelflight were fighting over me!
Mistyfoot: Flowerstem is perfect for me.
Flowerstem: *isn't sure why she's kissing this cat* Umm…
13) Would 4 rather make out with 8 or slap 3?
Would Graystripe rather make out with Lilyheart or slap Hollyleaf? I'd say make out with Lilyheart, because Hollyleaf and Firestar are relatives and Hollyleaf knew her grandfather better than Lilyheart knew her mother's uncle-in-law.
14) Has there ever been a fanfic about 1 and 2?
Kestrelflight and Needletail.
Kestrelflight: Why is it always me?
Me: I'd say… no.
15) What would kits between 6 and 8 look like?
Shellheart and Lilyheart? *consults wiki* I would say a dappled gray with blue eyes and a few white splotches here or there. Maybe a few tabby stripes.
16) What is a pickup line would 4 use on 7?
Graystripe on Whitewing.
Graystripe: Ummmmmmmm… hi, Whitewing!
Whitewing: Hi, Graystripe!
Graystripe: That actually worked!
17) If 3 and 6 got in a fight, who would 8 side with?
If Hollyleaf and Shellheart got in a fight, who would Lilyheart side with? Hollyleaf, because she knows her at least.
18) Have you ever read a 6/11 fanfiction before?
ShellheartxTalltail, no, but I've read TallxJake.
19) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?
Graystripe, absolutely not.
Graystripe: Why? *flexes muscles*
Me: Because I am a human, and I don't see cats that way.
Graystripe: That's reasonable.
20) What would happen if 12 and 8 started going out?
Tigerheart and Lilyheart?
Tigerheart: I appeared!
Lilyheart: Who the heck are you?
Me: There's your answer.
21) Do you recall any fics about 9?
Snowtuft. Yes, I saw one I can't remember the name of about a theory on how Snowtuft was the kit of Spottedleaf and Firestar and because of it was the first kit to be born IN StarClan, so he aged normally and ran away to the Dark Forest. Made no sense.
Spottedleaf: *faints*
Firestar: *faints*
Snowtuft: Cool.
22) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?
Needletail and Shellheart? No. Different timelines.
23) 5/9 or 5/10?
Flowerstem and Snowtuft or Flowerstem and Mistyfoot?
Normally I'd say Snowtuft because he's actually a tom.
Buuuuut… this is not normal, you saw all the questions on Flowerstem and Mistyfoot making out.
Flowerstem: I CHOOSE YOU, MISTYFOOT.
Mistyfoot: I sooo love you, Flowerstem.
Me: What the…?
Blackclaw(Mistyfoot's mate): YOU LEFT ME, MISTYFOOT.
24) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 8 kissing?
If Whitewing walked in on Needletail and Lilyheart kissing?
Whitewing: What? I had to see Mistyfoot and Flowerstem kissing already. Spare me! *runs away*
25) Make up a summary of a 3/10 fanfic.
Hollyleaf and Mistyfoot. (Flowerstem: I thought you loved me, Mistyfoot!)
There wasn't anything special about their relationship. They were just friends at the Gathering. But that all changed when Mistyfoot asked Hollyleaf to meet at the border. There were feelings buried deep inside the stickler to the code; how could Hollyleaf say no?
26) Is there anything as 1/8 fluff?
Kestrelflight and Lilyheart. No.
27) Suggest a title for a 7/12 hurt/comfort fic?
Whitewing and Tigerheart? Well, seeing as Tigerheart was banished from his Clan, this kinda helps, maybe "I Only Wanted Home."
28) What might 10 scream at a great moment of passion?
Mistyfoot…. IDK.
Mistyfoot: I LOVE YOU, FLOWERSTEM!
Me: Or that. That works too.
29) If you wrote a songfic about 8, what song would you use?
Lilyheart. I don't know what fits her. Oh! Just thought of one. "Now You're Gone." Because of Seedpaw.
30) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?
Kestrelflight, Shellheart, and Tigerheart. WARNING: EXTREME CONFUSION.
31) What would be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?
Mistyfoot to use on Needletail.
Mistyfoot: You suck, traitor.
Needletail: Awwwww. :(
32) 1 and 7 are in a happy relationship until 5 runs off with 2. After 1 dumps 7 for 12, 6 gets upset and retaliates by dating 12. Alone and broken-hearted,7 travels in search of a friend. Finally, 7 meets 10 and 2. The three loners meet 4, who tells each of them to look for love. 10 finds 8, 2 gets 9, but now 1 is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with 3 and 11!
Kestrelflight and Whitewing are in a happy relationship (Both: Okay then.) until Flowerstem runs off with Needletail. (Mistyfoot: YOU LEFT ME) After Kestrelflight dumps Whitewing for Tigerheart, (Kestrelflight: I'm a medicine cat! Whitewing: Finally, I can be with Birchfall.) Shellheart gets upset and retaliates by dating Tigerheart. (Shellheart: What about Rainflower? Tigerheart: Why am I so likable?) Alone and brokenhearted, Whitewing travels in search of a friend. Finally, Whitewing meets Mistyfoot and Needletail. (Needletail: What happened to Flowerstem?) The three loners meet Graystripe, who tells each of them to look for love. (Graystripe: Worked for me!) Mistyfoot finds Lilyheart, Needletail gets Snowtuft, (Both: PERFECT, AN EVIL LOVER TO HELP WITH MY EVIL DEEDS. Me: Yeah I'm a Needletail hater.) but now Flowerstem is stuck in a never-ending love triangle with Hollyleaf and Talltail! (All cats: That was weird.)
33) What trait would a cat with 4's last name and 7's last name have?
Stripewing. What…. Probably nimble with stripes.
34) 4/8 or 4/3?
Graystripe/Lilyheart or Graystripe/Hollyleaf?
Graystripe: I guess, Lilyheart, because I already had to kiss her. It was either that or slap Hollyleaf, and then Lionblaze and Firestar get mad at me…
35) 9 and 5 got into a fight who would 8 side with?
Snowtuft and Flowerstem are fighting, who would Lilyheart side with?
Lilyheart: Stop arguing! The one NOT in the Dark Forest wins.
36) If 3 found out 11 was a relation, how would 3 react?
Hollyleaf found out Talltail was a relation, how would she react?
Hollyleaf: I'm fine. I mean, it makes sense for Crowfeather to be related to Talltail, and since he's my father… I'm over the craziness. Plus I'm related to TWO great leaders!
Me: Hey, that's my lines!
Hollyleaf: Sorry.
38) 4 and 7 had kits together; 2, 9, and 12. They were all part of 6's leader name Clan. 2 was best friends with 8, and eventually the two became mates. 9 ran away from the Clan with 1, leaving both 4 and 5, the cat who loved 9, heartbroken. 12 became mates with 3 and they had 10, who eventually became mates with 5. Later, 9 returned without 1, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness.
Graystripe and Whitewing had kits together: Needletail, Snowtuft, and Tigerheart. (All cats listed: NOOOOOO. WHY STARCLAN, WHY ARE WE RELATED?!) They were all part of Shellstar's (Shellheart's) Clan. (Shellheart[star]: I wish I'd lived to be that… but my son is leader at least! Crookedstar: Thanks, Dad.) Needletail was best friends with Lilyheart, and eventually the two became mates. (Both: What?) Snowtuft ran away from the Clan with Kestrelflight, leaving both Graystripe and Flowerstem, the cat who loved Snowtuft, heartbroken. (Flowerstem: What?) Tigerheart became mates with Hollyleaf and they had Mistyfoot, who eventually became mates with Flowerstem. (Mistyfoot: I LOVE YOU, FLOWERSTEM. Flowerstem: I LOVE YOU, MISTYFOOT.) Later, Snowtuft returned without Kestrelflight, who had died a tragic death in the wilderness. (All cats: Aww, that's sad. But that was weird.)
AN: I'm sorry guys! That was weird and characters are OOC. But thanks for reading, please review!