In front of some type of weapons factory; an explosion happened and two gangsters, one small and skinny dressed in a grey suit and derby covering his eyes, the other big and fat and wearing a brown suit with a top hat exited the factory and the big one was firing a Gatling gun all over the place.
"Thanks for the loot suckers." said the fat guy.
The two put the weapons in an armored truck before getting in.
The small guy turned on the truck before driving it away.
"Well done Skin, we got away with the loot." said the small gangster.
The tall guy known as Skin laughed dumbly.
"We sure did boss Fat." said Skin.
But then they saw Sonic in werehog form grabbing onto the hood of their truck, shocking them.
"Excuse me, is this truck heading for the Empire State Building?" said Sonic.
He started punching the window.
"Get that oversized vermin off the hood now." said Fat.
"Sure thing boss." said Skin.
He pulled out a pistol and stuck it out a side window before aiming at Sonic and shooting at him.
But the werehog formed hedgehog dodged every round.
Fat and Skin are shocked.
"Damn he's good." said Skin.
Fat pulled out a cattle prod before aiming it at Sonic's werehog morpher and zapping it.
The device exploded; sending Sonic crashing into some garbage cans.
"Sucker." said Fat.
However; the truck flipped forwards and landed on it's top.
The two gangsters looked outside to see Wart who was reading a book called 'Charlie and the Chocolate Factory'.
Wart put the book away.
"Rude." said Wart, "I was at the good part."
He put the book in his jacket before running to the truck.
Skin aimed his pistol at Wart and shot at him, but the bullets did nothing.
Skin is shocked by that.
"That Pig is unstoppable." He said.
Fat pulled out a cannon and fired a cannonball at Wart, sending him crashing into a light pole.
"Bozo." said Fat.
The two got out of their truck and removed all the stolen weapons before making a run for it over to a similar armored truck parked in an alleyway and driving off.
"Looks like we'll be making a clean getaway boss." said Skin.
"Yes we are. But there's something moving in my pants." said Fat.
Then Rufus the Molerat emerged from Fat's pants and chuckled.
The two noticed it and became shocked.
"RAT!" yelled Skin.
They started swirving the truck around and passed a bench that Kim and Ron were sitting at.
"Good timing." said Ron.
"Yep." said Kim.
The truck crashed into a fire hydrant before it sprayed water all over the place.
The two spies stood up and approached the hydrant as Wart and Sonic who was still in werehog form approached the truck.
Wart looked at the back entry way and looked in the keyhole.
"If only we've got a key." said Wart.
"I've got one." said Sonic.
He grabbed the doors and removed them from the truck.
The four looked inside to see that it was empty, shocking them.
"What the?" said Ron.
"They got away scott free." said Kim.
Sonic saw something reached into the truck before pulling out an Apple Watch with coordinates on it.
"Almost." said Sonic.
Kim smiled
"Yeah well that's not what else happened. Earlier at Smarty Mart our old principal/teacher was in there and he acting crazy." said Ron.
Wart turned to Kim in confusion.
Kim just raised her shoulders in confusion.
Ron noticed the werehog morpher which was badly damaged.
"What happened to your werehog morpher Sonic?" said Ron.
Sonic looked at the morpher and sighed.
"Those gangsters managed to fry the thing beyond repair, looks like I'm stuck like this for a while." said Sonic.
Wart leaned over to Kim as Meek in his Bounty Hunter armor and Luna in her Purple Parasite armor appeared and Rufus climbed into Ron's pants pocket.
"I give it till the end of the fanfiction." said Wart.
Sonic grumbled.
"Anything of interest?" said Meek.
"Just this Apple Watch." said Sonic.
He gave the watch to Luna.
"Well, this won't tell us anything but of their recent location." said Violet.
Ron looked up.
"And there's a spaceship about to crash towards us." said Ron.
The group looked up to see a flaming spaceship similar to a X-Wing about to crash, shocking them.
Everyone minus Sonic ran off.
Sonic shook his head.
"Always the last one to move." said Sonic.
He stretched his arms out and lodged his claws into some buildings before the ship could hit him and push him far away.
But Sonic still kept his grip on the buildings and his arms were stretched out very far before the ship eventually stopped.
Sonic panted from exhaustian.
He then sighed and let go of the buildings as his arms returned.
"That was idiotic." said Sonic.
The others then appeared.
"What is this thing?" said Kim.
"Is that a rhetorical questions?" said Wart.
Sonic managed to remove the ships doors and saw a figure in a blue version of Master Chief's armor before removing the figure.
The figure panted.
"You alright?" said Ron.
"Yeah, I'm fine. I've crashed more spaceships then that." the figure said sounding like Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson.
He then grabbed his helmet and removed it, revealing that it was another Mobian meerkat similar to Meek, but with purple eyes and orange hair in an emo style covering his left eye.
Meek became shocked.
"Rock?" said Meek.
The meerkat known as Rock became confused.
"Do I know you?" said Rock.
Meek placed a hand on his helmet, making it disappear.
"Yep." said Meek.
Rock became shocked.
"Meeky, buddy." said Rock.
He smiled and managed to clap hands with Meek before the two head butted each other and banged their chests with each others.
Rock laughed.
"Been a while since we've done that." said Rock.
"Sure has." said Meek.
The others became confused.
Later; the group was in the Bounty Cave.
"So you two were friends in the Westopolis Orphanage back on Mobius shortly after this Katie girl was adopted?" said Wart.
Rock nodded.
"Oh yeah, we were inseperable. At least until that one couple showed up to adopt one of us." said Meek.
"The only way to decide it peacfully if we did a coin flip, and I won the flip." said Rock.
The group nodded.
"Right, but what brings you to this planet anyways?" said Ron.
Rock smiled.
"If you must know, I was on my way to see what Venus was like and had some engine problems and the whole thing crashed into some type of wolf like creature." said Rock.
Sonic growled.
"Sure, a wolf and not a hedgehog in some monstrous form." said Sonic.
Rock punched Sonic.
"Shut it." said Rock.
"He can't, there's always a snarky comment from him whenever he feels like it." said Ron, "And I was on a gameshow."
Flashback
On a Who Wants to Be a Millionaire like setting; Ron was sitting at a podium oposite of Soar the Eagle looking at a question.
"I'm still hungry you know." said Ron.
"Answer the question or use a lifeline." said Soar.
Ron did some thinking.
"Phone a friend." said Ron.
"Alright then, we're calling your friend right now. Hello, you're on Who Wants a Million Dollars." said Soar.
"Hola, this is Speedy Gonzalez." said the voice of Speedy.
"Hey Speedy, this is Soar the Eagle of Who Wants a Million Dollars with a friend of yours Ron Stoppable." said Soar, "Ask away Ron."
"Okay, I'll take a medium pizza with pepperoni's on half and canadian bacon on the other half with a side of cheesy bread sticks." said Ron.
Soar became confused.
"Wait a minute who'd you have us call?" said Soar.
"This is Speedy Gonzalez's Pizzariba." Speedy's voice said.
Soar the Eagle is shocked beyond reason.
"Are you kidding me right now? You can't just use a phone a friend lifeline to order pizza." said Soar.
"I'm starving." said Ron.
End Flashback
"Wait, you used your phone a friend to order pizza?" said Wart.
Ron nodded.
"Yeah, I needed to eat something." said Ron.
"That's stupid." said Wart.
Ron punched Wart in the face, but grabbed his hand in pain.
"Ha ha." said Wart.
But the nerdy spy kicked Wart in the balls, making him scream in pain.
"Ha ha." said Ron.
Wart is pissed and bit Ron.
"YEOW!" yelled Ron.
Sonic then pushed the two apart from each other.
"Alright alright, break it up." said Sonic.
"Anywho, what're you doing at the moment?" said Rock.
Meek chuckled.
"We're chasing after some gangsters that've been causing trouble for a while now. But everytime we get close to them, they escape." said Meek.
Rock did some thinking.
"Call me crazy for thinking of this idea, but why don't I help you out?" said Rock.
"Your crazy." said Rufus.
Rock became confused.
"Is that a mole rat?" said Rock.
"Yep." said Meek, "But yeah, you should help us out."
Ron was checking out the watch and pushed a button before disappearing.
Everyone noticed it and became shocked.
"Where'd he go?" said Kim.
Ron then reappeared, but in place of his pants were his boxer shorts.
"That was very cool." said Ron.
Wart looked down.
"Where are your pants?" said Wart.
Ron looked at his boxers and covered them while blushing in embarrasment.
"Huh, neat." said Sonic.
Ron poked Sonic in his eyes.
Sonic screamed in pain.
"MY EYES!" yelled Sonic.
He ran fast only to fall in an indoor pool.
Meek became confused.
"Never knew that was there." said Meek.