Nasus is a champ who loves his stacks,
Darius is a champ with a big ass axe,
Taric is a champ that's really hella gay,
Yi is a champ with no fucking counterplay.
Jinx is a champ who shoots a mega death rocket,
Tristana is a champ who finds them in your pocket,
Ahri is a champ that will suck a few dicks,
Yi is a champ that fucking clicks and clicks.
Corki is champ who loves to fly,
Teemo is a champ that makes you want to die,
Aatrox is a champ thats been forgotten,
Yi is a champ that can fucking solo baron.
Master yi is a broken champ,
Prefers life steal over spell vamp,
Yi is a champ that can 1v5,
Your adc might be fed but they're still gonna die.
Yasuo is a champ who is also bullshit,
Jhin is a champ who's fourth shot is a crit,
Elise is a champ who can turn into a spida,
Yi is a champ who wAS IN FUCKING ALPHA
Y'know, so I couldn't kill the fucker. Anyways, *ahem*.
FUCK MAAAAASTER YIII!
SING WITH ME NOW!
FUCK MAAAAASTER YIII!
IM GONNA FUCKING DCCCCC!
FUCK MAAAAASTER YIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!
(rito pls)