Disclaimer: I don't own Caillou or Beavis and Butthead, DHX and Viacom owns them. Also, this is a remake of a early fanfic I made, but it's lost forever because I deleted it due to SJW's harassing me over it. They couldn't get the fact that it's a parody and I would never support child abuse. So now, here is a version that they would get a kick at. Also, I have nothing against feminist, etc. This is a joke.
Once there was a bald headed boy named Caillou, he is such a bald headed boy. Beavis and Butthead are going to babysit him one night. What would they do.
"Have fun!" said mom as they drive off in their car.
Before Beavis and Butthead decided to babysit Caillou, a fat woman appeared. Her name was Sally the Social Justice Warrior and she is here stop people from having fun making hateful fanfics about Caillou.
"STOP RIGHT THERE!" she said. "We need to stop humorous fanfics about Caillou".
So they head on the internet with Caillou. Everyone decided to hit YouTube first. On YouTube, people are making videos about poor Caillou getting grounded for no reason.
"These videos are cancer." Butthead said.
"DON'T CALL THIS VIDEOS CANCER!" said Sally. "DON'T YOU REALIZE THAT CAILLOU IS BALD, PEOPLE MAKE UP STORIES ABOUT HIM HAVING CANCER BECAUSE OF THAT!"
Sally the Social Justice Warrior decided to take down these videos by filing a false DMCA against the Go-animators. All of the videos then said "This video contains content from Greedy Fatty Inc, who has blocked it on copyright grounds."
Then they realized that Caillou was getting hungry, Beavis and Butthead wanted to cook hamburgers. But Sally loves cows, so she stole the hamburgers and threw them into the trash.
"I'm a card carrying member of PETA" Sally said "Cows are not for meat or milkies, let's eat gluten free, GMO free, vegan burgers."
Then they all eat hamburgers made of plants. "This sucks" Beavis said.
"Eat it you straight white pig." Sally said while shoving a plant burger into Beavis mouth. Sally had 20 Plant burgers to eat.
"Don't worry about me!" she said "There is health at every size."
Back to the internet, they decided to go on . They went to the Caillou section and decided to plan an attack on someone. They decided to attack a man with aspergers syndrome who wrote a funny fanfiction about Caillou getting into safety hazards. They decided to gather up a bunch of friends and gang up on him by giving him mean comments. So Sally got her army of SJW's to combat this man and his terrible fanfiction about Caillou.
The man was deeply upset as his harassment that he deleted his funny fanfics. Sally then decided to target a man who drew crude fan art of Caillou on Deviantart. He attempted suicide and Sally laughed.
"At least we don't have scum like him anymore." she said with a smile.
Meanwhile, Caillou's parent's are almost home. So Sally logged off the computer and head out the back window. Caillou's parent's arrived home and their was a mess. Caillou's parent's fired Beavis and Butthead from babysitting.
Whatever happened to Sally the Social Justice Warrior? Well, she was as annoying as she could be.
The End.