Reiji: Okay so everyone has their proper paperwork and has prepared thoroughly for this, correct?
Hikari: Yes, I have Reiji-san
Subaru: Oi why are we even doing this, we don't need to learn to drive we have familiars to do that for us.
Reiji: There were strict instructions sent to us at the mansion that stated for each one of us to perform and pass a driving exam. So everyone please do your best.
Ayato: I am the best! Ore-sama will drive better than all of you.
Officer male 1: Okay the other officers and I will be taking you out in order of age, you will need to show that you can operate a vehicle accurately and by the standards of the law. Are there any questions before we start?
Kanato: When will teddy get his turn?
Officer male 1: *confused* Teddy...you mean the bear?
Kanato: Of course I mean the bear! When who else would I be talking about!
Officer male 1: I am sorry young man we don't offer driving exams to stuffed toys.
Kanato: *eyes wide, mouth open to scream*
Reiji: *stuffs a cookie into Kanato's mouth effectively stopping impending tantrum*
Officer male 1: Alright if there are no further questions, Sakamaki Shuu you will be riding with me. Sakamaki Reiji you will be riding with Officer Beth, and Sakamaki Ayato you will be with Officer Phil.
Hikari: Remember boys, do your best.
-*sometime later*-
Officer Beth: That was excellent Mr. Sakamaki, you passed congratulations
Reiji: Of course, thank you.
Officer Phil: YOU MUST OBEY ALL OF THE TRAFFIC SIGNS!
Ayato: Absolutely not, everyone should stop and wait for Ore-sama, not the other way around!
Officer male 1: *pale faced, eyes wide* He fell asleep halfway through the test!
Shuu: ZZzzzzzZ
Officer male 1: *shocked* He is still asleep!
Hikari: *to Reiji* This isn't really going very well is it?
Reiji: No, but the results thus far are not surprising.
Officer male 1: *taking a deep breath to calm himself* Okay, the next 3 are….*looking at clipboard* Sakamaki Kanato you will be with me. Sakamaki Laito you will be with Officer Beth, and Igarashi Hikari you will be with Officer Phil. *whispers to self* Let's hope this time around goes better.
-*sometime later*-
Officer male: I ALREADY TOLD YOU YOUNG MAN STUFFED TOYS CANNOT DRIVE!
Kanato: AND I AM TELLING YOU THAT TEDDY CAN!
Officer Beth: I have already told you, I will not check your dipstick or look at your blow off valve.
Laito: But Bitch-chan, I am just trying to ensure proper vehicle maintenance. Fufu, maybe we could work on driving a stick shift next?
Officer Phil: Good job Miss Igarashi, you did well. But there are a few things that you need to remember.
Reiji: Did she fail?
Officer Phil: No, she passed but she had some difficulty with a few parts of the exam.
Reiji:*to Hikari* Due to the fact you were dishonest about being properly prepared you will receive strict punishment once we arrive back at the mansion.
Hikari: But Reiji-san I passed.
Reiji: That is beside the point.
Hikari: *pouting* So far only Reiji-san and I have passed, maybe Subaru-kun will do better. Wait..? *looking around* Where is Subaru-kun?
-*commotion outside*-
Subaru: What did yOU SAY TO ME!?
Man: I said, since you said your name is Subaru, you must drive a ..-
Subaru: *punches man*
Hikari: *to Reiji* While I'm not in any hurry for a punishment, maybe it's better if we call it a day.
Reiji: Indeed.
