What would LOTR be called if it was written from the perspective of the characters? Here are some titles from the unpublished memoirs of Middle Earth
(A/N Not sure if this counts as a list. I guess I'll find out. A very minor update as I get back into the swing of things. Updates on Policing Middle Earth and The Hobbit on Facebook coming soon! Very sorry for long delay.)
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Frodo Baggins: 'Never Volunteer: The Story of Idiots who Take Your Rhetorical Suggestion Seriously Even Though You Already Clearly Told Them That You Don't Even Know the Way'
Gimli: 'My Travels with Galadriel's Hair'
Bilbo Baggins: 'Not a Single Postcard: The Story of a Neglectful Nephew'
Samwise Gamgee: 'Extreme Gardening, Mordor Edition'
Professor Samwise Gamgee: 'A Thousand Botanical Curiosities throughout Middle Earth, volume I: (Athelas- Lesser Gondorian Grass)'
Legolas: 'Dwarves: Are they Sentient? A Thesis'
Gimli: 'Top Tourist Attractions: The Glittering Caves of Aglarond' in The Rough Guide to Middle Earth
Legolas: 'Trees I have met'
Gimli: 'Rock Music of Middle Earth'
Aragorn: 'Stubble'
Merriadoc Brandybuck: 'Knee Stabber: The Story of a Hobbit Who Was Overlooked.'
Sauron: 'A Fool-Proof Plan'
Elrond: 'Pretend It Was Destined: How to Hold Councils and Influence People'
Peregrin Took: 'The Bullying Wizard: How to Overcome Personal Abuse and Rebuild your Self Esteem'
Peregrin Took and Meriadoc Brandybuck: 'Feel Four Foot High! The Bestselling Self-Help Book'
Gollum: 'Precious'
Boromir: 'It Just Brought More Orcs: A Failure of Logic and Fatal Flaw in Regards to the Horn of Gondor'
Boromir: 'A Royal Pain: My Travels with Aragorn'
Grishnakh the Orc: 'The Loneliest Flower: Collected Poetry'