My first story, an explanation of why I'm not writing stories. Who'da thought.

"Here we go," I think to myself, sitting at my computer.

"Aaaany minute now."

Silence.

"Any minute," I say.

I have a strange way of becoming inspired. I daydream. A lot. Occasionally while lying down, which doesn't work well because I often fall asleep.

I did have a great idea once, for an awesome MLP story. Then I fell asleep, and forgot it.

Basically, I need ideas.

"I can give you ideas!" a bubbly, excited voice says.

Oh, no...

What will happen?