What's going on, ladies and gents, this is Imaginary Guy117 and we are now live with Mike Litoris!

So this story will be a different take with DxD. I have read where Issei is like in the canon: Perverted, goes to Kuoh, approach by Raynare, dies, resurrected by Rias and is a Devil. Or in fanon where he knows the supernatural, gets his ass own or not, resurrected or willingly turns to a Devil. This isn't like those. In this Issei is very different.

I admire light-novel Issei for finally getting his head out of the gutter, so I'll be using that personality in a way. Another thing is that Issei won't be a pervert since he is either force to stop it or… What, I'm not gonna tell that easily. Will it follow the canon? Just the beginning and certain parts. For the most part, it will be it's own adventure.

Disclaimer: This is a crossover between Supernatural X High School DxD X Black Butler X Hellsing X Hayate the Combat Butler. There will be more. It will also have some game elements like Metal Slug's Slug Gunner and the Augmented Reaction Armor from Vanquish. A game I really want to buy! I DON'T OWN anything! Except the plot and some OCs.

Kuoh Academy. Once a girls only school that turn co-ed. A place of education where both the rich and middle class kids can come and learn the standards of the academy. Despite it being open to both genders, the female population still out number the males. If you are a male freshmen, there will be five girls. If there is a sophomore who's a boy, then there will be six girls. By luck that there is a junior who is a man, the female will go up to seven. It is almost Heaven on Earth.

To the boys, that is.

While the students were beginning the new school year with a good start, another joined in the fraying pan. As there was twenty minutes before the bell to ring and first period classes to begin, a strange vehicle came to the school parking lot. It was a rare sight to see a car as most of the students live close to the school. Some of them came close to look on what it was. It surprisingly enough wasn't a Toyota or a Suzuki since they are Japan's best automobile manufactures. Instead it is an American standard car of a Chevrolet. There was a letter on the driver's door that spells "El Camino" on it. The color of it was light gray with a mix of sky blue. Many of the girls were dreaming of a foreign male where the boys were muttering of either an exchange student or a hybrid. Nations like Japan hates outside influence since being force through intimidations from America since the 19th century. They also hate those that have both Japanese and foreign heritage since it is considered a disgrace to them.

Suddenly, the door open, revealing the driver, who was a male. A handsome teenage male to boot. He around sixteen years old and have mud brown hair in a backward spike style. Dirt brown eyes that are under the impression of an order. His choice of clothing also sticks out like a sore thump in the crowed. This teen wore a very dark black pants seen in weddings and special celebrations. The boy also wore a white, high collar, long sleeve, buttoned shirt underneath the midnight black matching colored vest and tuxedo with a red bowtie around his neck. He also wore ink black shoes that are use for formal events and white gloves that a butler would use.

One thing is for sure that he isn't wearing the Kuoh Academy's clothes code for males. Its more like he either came to deliver a message or came to the wrong place.

"Ah," he said in a mix of a British and Japanese accent. He took his time looking at his surroundings and found a short pink haired girl. "Is this Kuoh Academy, young maiden?" Murayama blushed at the formality. Not even the Prince of Kuoh, Yuuto Kiba, hadn't been this much approach to any female other than helping over the littlest of things can top it.

Nodding her head, she replied: "Yes, this is Kuoh Academy." Then something went in her mind. 'Why would he want to know? Unless…' The female's maroon eyes widen at a question she has in mind. "Excuse me, sir?" Getting the brunettes' attention as he took out a bad that he slung over his shoulder. "Are you a student?"

Smiling very sensually, the boy nodded and explain: "Yes, I am a student here through milord's order to gain a education while we are here in Japan."

"Milord? What are you, a slave or somethin'?" A rather rude jock said with narrow eyes. A equally impolite teenage nerd came with the same reaction. The girls were immediately disgusted by them, which was noted to foreign like student.

"Oh, I haven't introduce myself, hadn't I? Silly me, where are my manners," the butler-wearing student joked with a gloved hand covering his mouth with a smile on his face. "Allow me to introduce myself: My name is Hyoudou Issei, butler to the Royal Clergy of all of England: the House of Cervantes," he announced with pride as he bowed. This cause those who did their research to have widen eyes.

The House of Cervantes is one of the famous and surviving noble families of northern England since the Middle Ages. The current heir, Frederic Cervantes, was secretly married and had an child to the family line. Not only that but also a distant cousin to the wife of Prince William, Duke of Cambridge. To see that this student is a butler and servant to the most well known clergy since the Mediaeval Era before them is a very disbelief sight to behold.

"Wait!" The glasses wearing student said in shock. Who wouldn't be if on what Issei said is true. "You mean to tell me you're a butler to the most wealthiest, powerful and influential family in the world?!" Confused, the brunette male nodded his head. This cause Motohama and Matsuda to smile at a certain thought. "So, that means you see all those gorgeous women and their amazing oppai, right?"

"HENTAI!" the female that were around them shouted in anger and disgust. The servant look at them as if they each grown a second head before going to his bag with his left arm. The girls grimace at the thought of another boy falling under their corruption.

Bang! Boink!

It surprise EVERYONE at the stunt of not only the Perverted Duo, Matsuda and Motohama, did, but also the new student as well. Both boys were laying on the ground with big bumps on their heads. Issei himself had a black pair nunchucks on his left hand with a calm yet annoyed expression on his face.

"Well then, shall we get going. Class will begin in a couple of minutes," Issei reminded the crowed, who quickly forgot about school and turn to see they had ten minutes left. None of them care for the idiots on the floor since they deserve it. The brunette locked the door to the car with his keys and put it in his bag. He turn around and pace off to the main building. During this time, the butler felt that he was being watch.

'It's them, isn't it?' he thought in disgust as he raise his head to see a bobcat hairstyle female and a redheaded school girl talking to each other in the second story by the window. 'Why do I have the feeling I can't harm those two?' Inwardly snorting, Issei made his way to attendance to get his schedule and classes.

(Flashback: A couple of minutes before the double KO)

Moments before he began walking to the structure, both secret Devils were looking at each other in confusion. "Who is that boy, Sona?" The Great Onne-San of Kuoh ask as they saw the exchange student.

Looking at him with a calculative look on her face, the student president replied back. "That is Hyoudou Issei. He is an exchange student from England, Rias."

This caught Rias attention as she heard. "A student from the UK? I wonder why he is here?" she ask with curiosity. "And why isn't he wearing a male school uniform?" The Sitri heiress silently scowled since she hated students who don't follow the school rules. Using their superhuman hearing to eavesdrop the conversation, both were shock on what they heard.

"A butler? From a human noble family?" the redhead exclaimed. This is very interesting since it is rare nowadays to find a young servant, let alone to the most wealthiest family since the change of the era of drastic changing. "But why is he here, then?"

Sona nodded her head at the turn of events. "Even I don't know about that, Rias. Maybe if we get to know him, we can figure out why," she offered. Both girls did had now had plans to recuit the boy into their peerage. The only is: who will get to him first?

'Sorry, Sona, but he's mine!' The Great Onne-san of Kuoh thought fiercely.

'Not on my watch, Rias! He's going to join me!' Sona mentally fought back.

Looks like the two childhood friends are going at it to see who can get their hands on Hyoudou Issei.

(Flashback Over)

If only they knew.

Currently, Issei got his schedule to see that he had the following classes. Being a junior level student and been home school since he was in elementary, he had his choices chosen by his master. The brunette did after all had some of the best tutors the world can offer. First Period, Pre-Calculus; second period, Latin III; third period, Physical Exercise; fourth period, Physics; fifth period is Culinary II; sixth period is Japanese III. The butler had a zero and seventh period, which are weight training and Japanese History respectfully. He had miss his pre-school class since he got lost on the way to visit a special place.

(Flashback: 5:00 AM)

Three hours before school began and an hour and a half before the first students came to the school grounds, the butler parked his American car outside of a vacant house. It's a usual two story home for a family of four to six. Issei knows this because he lived here before. It has been nearly ten years. Almost decade away from his hometown and the place he was born. His lord told him that he gotten the house back for the butler to stay while they were visiting. The brunette was very happy at the announcement.

After getting his luggage inside, Issei had a sudden rush of nostalgia around him. This location had always been a special place in his heart. A flash of memory where he and a blond child were fooling around and playing Pokemon on their Gameboys. Another where it was his fifth birthday and the huge party with his friends and family. He smile in pride of those precious moments before his innocence was taken away. Taking a deep breath, he went outside and took some roses from the garden and went to his automobile. He started the ignition before making his destination towards the cemetery, a very unlikely place for him. Right here, the teen servant stationed and exited the car and walk up the hill, to find a tombstone with a scripture written on it.

Here lies Hyoudou Hitomi and Hiroshi.

Loving couple and parents.

Issei had tears falling down his eyes as he fell onto his knees. It had always been painful for the grown child to be here. After all, it isn't everyday where a child sees his or her own parents die in front of them at a young age. He had both sadness and anger rising inside him, so Issei knew he had to quickly leave before snapping.

"M-mo-mother," the butler sobbed before sniffing his nose. "F-fa-father, I-I-I'm back." More tears were falling down his cheeks as he choke on some words he had. "It-its had been." Mucus came from his nose before he quickly swept it with his handkerchief. "Been a-a long time since I-I c-came back. I had, had a hard time for me to live without you two here." Now his eyes were watering a waterfall as he tried to compose himself at the pain as he well on his knees. "Please, mother, father, I been a good boy. I never meant for those things to happen," he muttered as he crouch to the ground. "I just wanted to be a good son to both of you. I just wanted you two to be here with me!" Suddenly, an creepy aura surrounded the boy. Anger was swelling in the boy. "I will make them pay for what they done!" Gritting his teeth in frustrations, he rose his head. "To you! To me! To US!" Issei whispery in a raspy voice.

Then an unexpected flashback from one of his mentors. Quickly thinking of a happy place, Issei stood up with his handkerchief in hand before cleaning his face. Standing in front of his parents graves, he bowed down to them as if they were still alive.

"Mother, father, would you still love me despite what I have done?" he muttered as his checks were dried from left over tears before leaving the site. It still unbearable to be in a conversation about his birth parents, let alone be near to their graves. Knowing he has a long day ahead of him, he went back home for a short rest before going to school.

(Flashback Over)

'Well then, let's hope this school does something about my boredom,' Issei thought as he walk towards his morning classroom. Is not that he didn't hate education, but he rather be serving tea and crumpets to his master and family. Seeing that he had five minutes left, he casually stroll since the math rooms were closer that the other subjects. Making it in time before the bell rang, the butler-turn-student open the door to see students in their seats and the teacher behind the desk. He ignored the students who were gossiping about him as the teacher took notice.

"May I help you, sir?" she asked the butler. The instructor was a young woman in her late twenties with an average female body of that age. She had darkish maroon hair in a ponytail and ocean blue eyes. The woman wore a dark blue skirt to her knees, and red button shirt.

"Yes, I am your new student," Issei said as he gave the paper to her. "And here's proof of my registration, as well of my choice of clothing for the rest of the school year for me." The sensei of Pre-Calculus had wide eyes as she read the paper before looking at the boy in shock.

"Well, we should get started then?" She joked as she stood up. "Good morning class, I will be your Pre-Calculus teacher for this year. Call me Haruna-sensei." The namely Ms. Haruna then look at the butler. "And we have a new student entering here today. Class give a warm welcome to Hyoudou Issei." The students who saw him earlier had shock expression that the teacher immediately got her phone out to take a picture. It was to priceless to let it pass. "Looks like you are already famous quickly, Hyoudou." Haruna-sensei put away her cell phone and scan the room for any vacant seats. "Ah, you may seat right there in the back."

The brunette servant look at his seat before nodding and making his way to the desk prior to taking his bag out and sitting. When he sat, he notice a green eyed, glass wearing female in a girl uniform sitting next to him, who's looking at him with both a blush and perverted look. A very noticeable feature about her were the twin long pigtails on each side of her head. Issei then did something that he rarely done: smiling. It wasn't just any smile like the Prince Charming Kiba does, but a very seductive, greeting smile to her that can put the blonde's to shame.

"Hello their, young maiden," he said to her in a smooth tone and faint whisper that only she can hear. "May I ask why you are staring? Isn't it quite rude to stare at strangers, no?" The butler brought his handkerchief, which he cleaned, out for her. "Also, you are ruining your beautiful face with your drool. Allow me to clean it." If the female brunette was pink as a rose, she was a red chili pepper by now at his forwardness. The rest of the class were dumbfounded as the sensei was looking with an amuse face. "There all done," Issei said casually like wiping the floor. "May I ask your name, miss…"

"Aika. Kiryuu Aika," she answered as she took out her hand fan out to cool herself. 'Hyoudou Issei; a butler, a student, and very well endow in that area!' Aika thought as she continue to think of non-perverted thoughts in her help clear her mind.

"Alright, you two, break it up," Haruna-sensei said, not wanting things to escalate quickly. "You can act boyfriend and girlfriend outside of class and school, but not in here. It's now time to learn." Aika blush again instantly at the proclamation from the instructor, while Issei smiled.

'Maybe this won't be a boring year after all.'

Well that's a wrap for now. This story has been on my mind for a couple of weeks. Each time I go on to the DxD section, I usually find a story where Issei is still a pervert or very different, but is Devil nonetheless. I get that they get everything in a silver plate, but enough is enough! Other than the Angels and Dragons, the Humans and Fallen Angel's side had been ignore a lot. Not the Humans of the Hero Faction, but regular ones. I made this where at least a group of regular humans fight back on things that go bump in the dark.

The House of Cervantes is made up. I had to think of a family and all the real ones were out since the story will be taking place in 2015. Yeah, not even the Devils can do that! Now I will answer some unasked questions.

Now here are some questions I want to make clear.

Q: Will Issei have a harem? A: Yes, though it will be MY choice of girls. GOT IT?!

Q: Will Issei be a Devil? A: Read and find out.

Q: Will Issei have a Sacred Gear? More specially Boosted Gear? A: Again, read to find out more.

Chapter One is down. That reminds me, does anyone want me to continue Operation ELITE? PM or review THAT story if you want me to. Other than that, review, favorite or follow if you want since this is Imaginary Guy117 signing out.