Caboose was just wandering around near the caves. Church told him that him and Tucker needed to have a secret talk so Caboose had to leave.
Stupid Tucker.
Church doesn't normally let Caboose walk far from the base because of his habit of getting lost and breaking stuff but he didn't care right now.
How come Church never wants to have secret talks with me? I'm his best friend, not Tucker. Stupid Tucker.
That's when the blue soldier heard a noise echoing through the caves. It wasn't a noise he had heard before. Curiosity got the better of him and he walked towards the entrance of the caves. He heard a voice mumbling about being on patrol.
A short laugh followed the mumbling. "Come on Simmons, this is so much better than patrolling. Besides we'll be done in like five minutes."
The reds! I should tell Church but Church told me not to bother him.
"Sarge might find out, we're suppose to be working."
"Shut up kissass. I don't see you trying to stop me. You're enjoying this too much."
"Whatever fatass. This isn't the ti-" A moan echoed through through cave. To the innocent Caboose it sounded like someone eating something tasty.
Maybe they have pancakes. How come the reds have pancakes? I want pancakes.
"God damn it Grif! You know I hate it when you do that while I'm talking."
Caboose heard the other red chuckle. "Do what Simmons?"
"You know what!?"
"No I don't."
"When you nibble on my ear you cock!"
Ears are not meant for eating. Maybe I should ask Church if ears are tasty, he knows everything.
From his position by the cave he could see Church wandering around with his trusty sniper rifle.
Oh I bet He's looking for me.
The blue soldier made his way over to Church who was still searching the barren land. When he saw the younger soldier he waved him over.
"What the fuck Caboose! I thought I told you not to wander off like that. We don't need anymore dead bodies to deal with."
"Sorry Church! Hey are ears tasty?"
"Jesus fucking Christ! Where did that even come from? You know what never mind. Lets just get back to the base."
"But I heard the reds talking about it, it sounded tasty. Like pancakes!"
Church shook his head. He knew it must be those two idiots, they were always talking about stupid shit but what else are you suppose to do in this fucking canyon.
"Don't listening to the reds, they're fucking morons. It will probably make you more retarded. If that's even possible."
"Its not nice to call people names Church"
"Shut the fuck up!"