Chapter One of One Too Many Ciders
* Oh my head I can't comprehend what is going on as I sip my 5th Cider I see you and you rainbow colored mane oh! That beautiful mane it takes my breath away! I take another sip of my ice-cold cider and slam the glass on the table, I watch you as you make your way to the table beside my own you have a drunk expression on your face you magenta eyes beaming oh those eyes they bore into the very soul of a pony. The club has many drunk and giggling ponies but I have my eyes on only one pony you Rainbow Dash!*
My name is Princess Aqua Heart I am a alicorn vampony that lives here in ponyville. I work at the Ponyville strip club as a pole dancer. Tonight is my night off I can enjoy the sweet taste of a cold cider without the boss getting aggravated.
" H-Hello there Hick!" I say drunkenly to you as i give you a goofy grin.
* So stupid! Ah Aqua you are supposed to say Hello there Rainbow Dash! Stupid so stupid Aqua!*
You look at me with a blush and a large grin on your muzzle. You giggle a soft sort of harsh sounding giggle.I take another sip of cider and oh the taste is delicious!
" Hello there say what brings you here to the bar? You ask with a sly grin upon your muzzle and hold out you blue feathery wing out in greeting.
" Oh um it is my day off and I thought I would chill ya know." I say with a blush one my cheeks before taking another sip.
" Awesome I have a week off from the Wonderbolts so ya I am here enjoying a vacation, you come here often? Don't think I have ever seen you what is your name?" You say with an arch an eyebrow in curiosity.
" I am Aqua Heart pleased to meet you I work as a Pole dancer at the strip club.
" Oh wow that sounds awesome I say that makes you 20% cooler!" You say with a slight blush on you blue cheeks.
* Oh my Sweet Celestia! I can't believe she is talking to me! Me of all mares too. Oh it is such a wonderful day indeed.*
You make your way over to my booth and sit down. You have a very big grin on your face. you take a sip of your cider a set it firmly on the table in front of me.
" So what are your plans this evening?I thought I would invite somepony over for a movie night but all my friends are out of town on different seem like a cool mare Aqua." You say with a slight sadness in your tone.
You make your way over to my booth and sit down. You have a very big grin on your face. you take a sip of your cider a set it firmly on the table in front of me.
I blush." I don't have anything planned my schedule blank so I am free and thank you for the invitation.''
" Follow me to my place when you are done with that cider Hick! say you are a g-good looking mare h-has anypony ever told ya that?" You say with a drunken slur.
" Ya once or twice thanks." I say with a wide grin my fangs showing but you don't don't seem to notice or you don't care I am not sure of which.
" That is so awesome!" You manage to say without a single slur of the tongue in your drunken state.
" Thanks Rainbow dash you are amazing too," I beam at you proudly as I finish the last of my cider slamming the now empty glass on the table.
And with that we make our way out of the bar mind you not in the most graceful of manners more like we are bumping into things and other ponies on the way to your house.