A/N: Seriously, these guys should do a hangover movie together.
Police officer Culson stopped a car on the highway and went up to the driver. He asked the man's name and said: "Mr. Stark, You've just won $1000 for wearing a seat belt! What are you going to do with your prize money?"
Tony thought for a second, and said back: "Maybe go to the driving school and get my license!" Steve from the front sit told officer Culson: "Don't listen to him; he's a smartass when he's drunk".
All of this talking made Loki in the back of the car wake up, and he blurted out:
"I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car. Why didn't you change the number plate?"
A knock emerged from the trunk of the car, and Clint and Thor in the trunk said: "Are we at the border yet?"
Culson's jaw touched the floor.
E/N: I shouldn't have come out today- sincerely Coulson. :P