Today was a snow day and i felt like typing so i wrote this. It is just a a bunch of random crap enjoy! (Reviews are loved)
Naruto: This is my story and I will tell it how I want to.
Sasuke: …Just tell it right.
Naruto: It'll only have a few twist.
Sasuke: Not the hat.
Naruto: Believe it!
Sasuke: Oh, gah.
Naruto: *Smiles*
Sasuke: *Act's Emo*
Naruto: *Slaps Sasuke on the back of the head*
Sasuke: *Acts Emo-er*
Naruto: *Slaps Sasuke harder* Don't do that!
Sasuke: Just tell the freaking story. *Acts emo-ist behind Naruto's back*
Naruto: Fine. Okay where to start. Sasuke had a hat.
Sasuke: No I didn't.
Naruto: Anyway. He was walking home from school one day and meet… a Pokemon. It said "Pika." Sasuke kicked it a side and it shocked him. His hat fell off and smart Sasuke just left the poor little creature and hat to die on the side of the road… In the cold… With no food… Alone…
Sasuke: It was the middle of summer. How could it be cold? And how can a hat die or be alone?
Naruto: It went to the snow country and hats are ALIVE and need hat friends.
Sasuke: …? *Looks at Naruto weird.*
Naruto: It could have! You never know! Back to MY story. Sasuke continued home. I found him skipping.
Sasuke: I do not skip.
Naruto: It makes the story funnier. GAH.
Sasuke: *Mocks Naruto, acts emo, and texts 4 people all at once*
Naruto: When I found him he was all brain fried from the pikachu… well more brain fried then usual.
Sasuke: *Slaps Naruto* I am not brain fried just let me tell the story.
Naruto: Fine, but it won't be as funny. Just a warning.
Sasuke: After I had ran into the "Pikachu Problem" I ran into the "Naruto crisis."
Naruto: *Playing Guitar Hero* Have mercy come, and wash away…. What I've done. (What I've done -Linkin Park) (The best song ever)
Sasuke: You can not sing and who ever said it was the best, it's not.
Person that said It was the best song ever: Then what is?
Sasuke: I'm Emo by me.
Person that said It was the best song ever and Naruto: …
Sasuke: It goes something like this. *clears throat and starts to rap* Hey, my name is Sasuke and I am Emo. I'm an Emo Kid. Yeah. The pain feels good it's like cookies and milk. Yeah. I have no family my brother killed them all… then I killed him. HA! Yeah. Emo-ness. Is Awesome-ness. Yeah.
Person that said It was the best song ever and Naruto: …
Sasuke: Did you like it?
Person that said It was the best song ever and Naruto: …
Sasuke: I think it way better then anything by Linkin Park.
Person that said It was the best song ever: Linkin park will not be insulted by the likes of you! I mean come on they were on the twilight sound track!
Sasuke: What ever.
Naruto: WHAT ABOUT THE STORY!
Person that said It was the best song ever and Sasuke: …
Naruto: I'll finish. Sasuke tripped and fell onto me and I had to save him. The End! *smiles*
Sasuke: *Pounds Naruto*
Person that said It was the best song ever: *Scared*
Naruto: *Limps away*
Sasuke: That's what you get.
Person that said It was the best song ever: when you let your heart win. (That's what you get -Paramore)
Sasuke: PARAMORE IS AWESOME!
Naruto: I KNOW RIGHT!
All of them together: That's what you get when you let your heart win!
Sakura: What I miss?
The End!