Just a humorous look at Star Trek.
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A galaxy class starship, Normally things run smoothly on a ship of this size, today however, a line was forming outside of the bathrooms with several people already doing the pee pee dance, Charley stepped out with an almost visible cloud and a foul smell following him waved his hand behind him at the level of his rear end and yelled, "WOOOO, do NOT go in there" !
On the bridge, Charley stood in front of the view screen watching an alien craft they were pursuing.
He suddenly started waving his arms in the air wildly and yelling at the screen, "OVER HERE! TAKE ME, TAKE ME"!
Charley was sneaking about the ship one day and surprising a few people and causing several heart attacks as he leaped out of hidden spots yelling "RAAA"! He soon was in the sickbay himself having had a heart attack himself, He had made the mistake of jumping out at a Klingon, bemused by Charley's gall, the Klingon had roared back at him many time louder, Charley promptly collapsed on the spot.
On an away mission Charley was running down a path past the team and rapidly climbed a tree, he sat in the tree making rude faces at the away team, when the team leader demanded he come down he instead starting ooking like a monkey and swinging from branch to branch.
On the turbo lift to the bridge, when it reached the bridge, the doors whooshed open and out stepped Charley with a smug look on his face, he was followed by several crew members with sour looks on their faces that were holding their noses.
On an away mission Charley was responding to a hail from the ships bridge, Charley, report! Who is that with you?
Charley responded, Who's on first.
Internal cameras showed Charley doing something, later, Engineering to bridge, it appears that there is a trail of ketchup leading from a storage room to the woman bathroom.
Charley sat eating in the ships replomat, there was a very loud sound of flatulence followed shortly by an incredibly sour odor, it was not long before Charley was alone in the replomat.
Charley sat at the navigation panel pushing buttons as he steered the ship into space dock, something fell away from the bottom of the saucer section and tumbled away into space. "oops", Charley announced.
The captain appeared on the bridge shortly and asked the bridge crew, can someone tell me why the captains Yacht has been launched?
The captain had joined them on an away mission, they were talking to some of the natives. The captain asked, Charley, get me the medical scanner, Charley answered, get it yourself captain, I'm trying to laid here.