Chapter one: Mummy Knows
Side pairings: john/Sherlock, Mycroft/lestrade
Disclaimer: Sherlock belongs to the BBC, mark gatiss and Steven moffat. The original characters are the property of Arthur Conan Doyle. I own
Nothing apart from a few made up characters (lily Hooper, Ian Adler and Lara Emily Holmes) the plot and makes no money from this story.
It was early Friday morning with a sigh Lara rose from her bed making it as
She got up.
Knock-Knock-Knock
"Yes, Sherlock I'm up, come in' Sherlock entered the room covering his eyes 'are you changing?" "Honestly Sherlock why would I tell you to come in if I was changing?" Lara sighed she continued to make her bed.
"Well yes that is true but better safe than sorry, anyway mummy wants to
Know if you would like a lift to school?" she turns around to face her brother noticing everything straight away
"No its fine, by the way tell John I say hello, does mummy know he's in your bed? Or that you gave him a –"she was cut off by Sherlock's sudden words "no she doesn't and I would like to keep it that way."
"I won't tell her as long as I get something in return Sherlock" she opened her wardrobe grabbing a black doctor who t-shirt, a red flannel shirt and a pair of pre-ripped jeans
"What do you want Lara?"
"Hm a new book and a new green day shirt?" Lara suggested from her bathroom as she got dressed
"No way that's too much!" he huffed now falling back onto the young girls' bed
"MUMMY" Lara screamed while walking out of her bedroom picking up her black docks from beside the door
"Yes dear?" Meghan Holmes called up to her from the kitchen "Okay, Okay just don't tell her! Please Lara" Sherlock whispered not wanting his mother to hear, Lara smirked at him "never mind mummy I found them"
Lara held her hand out to receive her payment "Thank you dear" The dark hair girl quickly skimmed over the money (Sherlock had a habit of giving the wrong amount of money to try catch Lara out) "It's two pounds short Sherlock" the young genius sighed "ugh fine" he whined and handed her the money, he huffed out of her room mumbling about robbing teenagers ruining other people sex life because they can't get any "I HEARD THAT" Lara shouted after him "I MEANT YOU TOO" the curly haired Holmes shouted back.
Lara walked into her last class of the day which luckily was a free class she wasn't in the mood to deal with her extremely stupid and ancient history teacher, she took her usual seat down the back of the class room where Lily Hooper (one of Lara's best friends) was sitting "Holmes" lily scowled as Lara approached the table "Hopper" Lara snarled back at her lily smiled at her best friend
"Help me with my homework?" Lara sighed
"What subject Lily?" The dark haired girl asked as she took her seat next to the young daughter of molly Hooper one of Sherlock's friends if Lara could recall.
"Maths and English, your specialty's Lara"
"Do you just love me for my intelligence Mrs Hooper? I feel used" Lara pouted at the smaller girl
most of the class though Lara and Lily were in a relationship, yes they joke and acted if so, but they knew each other since they were five along with Ian but Ian was also bisexual as well as herself and lily so yes If they both wanted to they could date but they were too good of friends to date each other.
yes Lara did find lily attractive, lily was about at average height with milk chocolate brown hair, sweet green eyes, her breasts are fairly big with Lara had been caught starring at once or twice and she had just claimed she was daydreaming or looking at her necklace. It wasn't her fault she just got side tracked by attractive females lily just happened to be one of them...
"No Mrs Holmes, sorry Mrs Holmes' she teased her friend 'that's better Lillian" she mumbled as she pulled the young Hooper's homework towards her "I heard that" lily tisked "I meant you too"
After ten minutes of Lara trying to explain the algebra homework and why you can't put 'Because' at the start of the sentence, Ian walked into the class "my mother can be such a bitch!" he announced as he walked in the door of the class room get the attention of his two best friends.
"Ugh here we go again" Lara sighed pushing lily's homework towards her, Ian slumped down chair behind the desk in fount of the two young girls "she's not letting you go to the party?" lily asked while putting her homework back into her bag.'
"No apparently I have to go, something about a client coming over" he huffed
"I'm sorry then why exactly is she a bitch?" Lara asked already knowing the answer, It was typical of Ian to say that, his mother (The beautiful Irene Adler) wasn't as bad as he made out, yes Mrs Adler was a little scary at times yes she never exactly specified what she did, and if you asked she'd ignore you and or walk out of the room.
"Because after getting highly intoxicated I like to go home and stay in bed all day with a hangover and if some stupid client is coming over I have to stay at somebody else's house, Laraaa can I stay in yours?" the dark hair boy asked giving her puppy dog eyes
"I'm not even going to the party ask lily"
"Sure you can sleep on the couch in my room but no boys or girls are to be brought back you can fuck em' and leave em' at the party" lily replied
While flicking through the book she had decided to read on that day, she'd usually finish the book by the end of the day, today's choice was will Grayson, will Grayson by John Green which Lara had recommended for her Ian nodded just as lily decided to look up from her book "Ian?" she asked after clearing her throat "yeah?"
"What exactly does your mum do?" Ian looked away awkwardly how was he meant to get out of this one she was going to him find out soon or later what his mum did Lara only knew because she deduced it when she first saw her but lily, lily doesn't really know how to shut up and he didn't want everyone knowing his mum was a bloody dominatrix.
"Your mum" the Holmes girl slipped in knowing Ian didn't want to answer the question, without hesitation lily back-handed the side of Lara's head "MY MUM'S NOT GAY"
Ian smiled warmly at Lara; he then covered over his mouth not wanting to get hit for laughing "ouch! You don't know that!" Lara giggled as she moved out of Lily's reach "true you never know she could be sleeping with my mum" Ian joked "why my mum huh? Why not Mrs Holmes?" lily crossed her arms in annoyance
"because-" "you can't start a sentence with because remember" lily tisked at the Holmes girl "my mum is married and yours isn't" Lara commented as she moved over beside Ian "WHATEVER" Lily knew her mum was a single parent by default her dad walked out on them when she was five, her mum never really talked about it and whenever lily brought it up molly got upset and changed the subject.
"SHERLOCK HOLMES YOU PRI- oh. my. god." Lara had chosen the moment John was giving her brother a blow-job to walk into the room "do you know how to knock?" Sherlock snarled from his bed "do you know how to use a lock?" the Young dark haired girl shot back, John began to move away from Sherlock in all respects he couldn't continue with Lara and he also did not want to be stuck in that position if Meghan Holmes walked into the room.
"Anyway em why did you em I'll em talk later" she quickly scurried off closing the door behind her "I swear that girl has a sensor that goes off when I'm getting laid" the older Holmes mumbled while pulling his boxers up
"Yeah it's called the cock-block 2000 I got it when you started dating john" she dark haired girl shouted from her bedroom "how? oh never mind" john mumbled while picking up his stuff after a good ten minutes Sherlock kissed john goodbye before he left.
"Now why exactly am I a prick" Sherlock sat on the end of his younger sisters bed as she wrote at her desk "you know very well why" Sherlock shifted uncomfortably "I took one condom it's not like you even use them so what's the big deal?" twenty-two year old Holmes questioned, he had only taken one condom and Lara didn't have a boyfriend so why would it matter?
"Em because it was a closed box and mummy out it there so she's going to think I had sex" the younger girl now turning around in her chair to face the older Holmes, fixing her large frame glasses on her nose "well there's always that yes..." Sherlock muttered "why can't you just buy your own bloody condoms Sherlock?" Lara asked throwing her pen on the desk
"Mummy would ask who my girlfriend is" the dark haired boy a smirk tugging at his lips
"You're a selfish arsehole you know that, you would rather me have to try and explain why one of them is gone" Lara huffed at her older brother
"Well what the bloody hell do you want me to do Lara?" he snarled at the younger Holmes
"TELL HER YOUR BLOODY GAY" Lara shout at her now horrified brother, and as it was Meghan Holmes choose that moment to walk into Lara's room.