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Moaning Mrytle's really great
Harry took her on a date
He took to the Old Hogs Head
But thankfully, she was already dead
for as the bill went up so high
with large orders of cherry pie,
she was so hungry she could eat a horse,
it went right through her of course
And then he took her on his broom
not knowing their future doom
where Malfoy lay in wait
to spoil Harry's date
He took her to the shrieking shack
where Malfoy plotted his attack
When Malfoy heard footsteps across the floor
he jumped out from behind the door
as Harry bent to kiss Mrytle's head,
he kissed Malfoy instead
and then they dueled for Mrytle sake
spells and hexes in their wake
the spells were so colorful
the hexes oh so plentiful
then Snape appeared and said
you will fight no more,
for I take 50 points from Griffindor
so then Harry turned and said with a grin,
I'll have my revenge on Slithyerin.
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