Hi, guys! Thanks for reading; I'm starting a series of Twilight/Harry Potter stories to see what they would think of the games on-line. I'm going to need some new materiel each week, (yes WEEK, I'm extremely busy…) so REVIEW!!
Disclamer: Stephanie Meyer owns Twilight, not me. I don't own Webkinz, but I do own a Webkinz, myself.

Thanks! edwardless-bella


(Edward is sitting at the computer, looking very excited…)

Emmett: "What are you doing?"

Edward (in girly voice): "Playing Webkinz! My bat is the pure image of 'vampire'!"

Emmett: "Oh, cool! I'm going to convince Alice to take me shopping for one!"

Emmett: (*leaves room*)

(Suddenly, Edward gets a 'you-who!' as "newestvamp" logs on.)

Edward (still girly): "Yay! Bella's on!" (Jake walks over, holding Nessie and looking pleased) Jake: "Whatcha do-in'?"

Edward (in normal voice): "Playing Webkinz. Get with the program, dog!"

Jake: "Oh, it's on! Tournament Arena, 4 o'clock. My gray wolf going to whoop your bat's ass at the Beauty Pageant!"

Edward: "You did not just go there!" (Snaps fingers in 'Z' formation)

(Jake puts Nessie down and walks toward the door.)

Jake: "You wanna take this outside?"

Edward: "Hell yeah, I do!"

(They go outside, where sounds of a fight are heard.)

Bella (at her house): "Hello? Hello? Edward? Hello…"


What will happen? Who will win? Find out tomorrow, on "Twilight Plays Webkinz!"

OK, if you like it, review, if you don't, tell me why! Please? I'll give you a piece of paper! (Crickets…) I'll give you a piece of paper with Edward's number on it! (Clickers snap to the review box…) That's what I thought!