A/N: On YouTube, a lot of people have been choosing theme songs for the TD characters. One that comes up a lot is Lady Gaga's song "Alejandro"...sometimes for the guy himself, but more commonly for Heather, because it actually fits her better. However, I wrote some new lyrics for the song, and they are all about Alejandro. This one is from MY POV. Alejandro is probably one of my favourite characters, I might even have a little crush on him, but that doesn't make him any better. The spoken parts are in italics. And yes, I have sung this to a karaoke to check out the rhythm.
Disclaimer: The song is owned by Lady Gaga.
I know that it's a game
And I know that you play to win
But I just can't believe it's okay to do this to them
Alejandro
Heather's got plans to win this time
And so she glares at you, knows what you'll do
Bridgette's in love, she misses him so
You know she'll be too easy, she will go
You know that they love you boy
Hot, but you treat them like toys
At this point you've gotta choose
Play nice or lose
Don't play them all, don't play them all, Alejandro
It's wrong to do, it's wrong to do, to them all
Don't kiss Bridgette, don't hold Courtney
Because that makes them act crazy
Don't play them all, don't play them all, it's painful
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Stop, please, don't you feel guilt?
Alejandro, don't you feel guilt?
Leshawna's stronger than some victims
But now you'll break her too, cause she likes you
Courtney's heartbreak makes it easy
Now you're gonna help her up, gonna bring her down
You know that they love you boy
Hot, but you treat them like toys
At this point you've gotta choose
Play nice or lose
Don't play them all, don't play them all, Alejandro
It's wrong to do, it's wrong to do, to them all
Don't kiss Bridgette, don't hold Courtney
Because that makes them act crazy
Don't play them all, don't play them all, it's painful
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Let Heather go, let Heather go (Alejandro)
She'll never lose, she'll never lose (You can't win boy)
Don't even try, don't even try (Alejandro)
Can you play fair, can you play fair,
Play fair now
Don't play them all, don't play them all, Alejandro
It's wrong to do, it's wrong to do, to them all
Don't kiss Bridgette, don't hold Courtney
Because that makes them act crazy
Don't play them all, don't play them all, it's painful
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro, Alejandro
Ale-Alejandro, Ale-Alejandro
Alejandro...
A/N: So there you have it. Love or hate? Please tell me what you think of it. If you do, you can ask a question to any TD contestant. I'll PM you their answer.
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