A Day in the Life of Uchiha Sasuke
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
A/N: So this is my very first fic. Reviews are highly appreciated. Constructive criticism is welcome.
Important: The site screwed up my formatting. Just imagine each paragraph preceded by a number ranging from 1 to 18. It's basically like a step to step everyday routine thing.
Wake up.
Fling the obnoxiously blaring object across the room. Wince as aforementioned object crashes onto the wall.
Groggily get out of bed whilst disentangling from the blond moron.
Throw on the disgusting looking thing they call a vest. One in which I'd rather wear my old 'gay pirate outfit' as Naruto so lovingly dubs it.
Solemnly eat milk and cereal on the table. However, not before checking the expiry date beforehand as an automatic reaction due to traumatic past experiences.
Pointedly ignore the idiot as he enters the kitchen mumbling about 'prissy assholes' and 'morning bitchiness'.
Sit for breakfast together quietly. Scratch that, we have no delusions. Sit for breakfast together while bickering over every thing possible. If we're lucky, a full blown battle will not ensue.
If, shall we say, said full blown battle does ensue, then we will have to find a way to dispose of the furniture. They're going to need Sakura's help. And she will beat us both up for fighting again.
Once that nonsense is settled, we run to the Hokage's office to report for the day's mission. Lady Tsunade will also beat us both up for being late.
Finally set off for whatever mission the Hokage throws at us. The missions usually consist of simple B or C class missions. I'm not one to complain, not after being reinstated as a shinobi. Due to Naruto's insistent requests (demands), Tsunade finally compromised (relented) and reinstates me alongside setting us both up as partners, against her better judgment.
Deliberately pick a fight with Naruto for no logical reason at all. Needless to say, the blond will respond accordingly.
This goes on throughout the entire mission.
We will somehow, manage to complete the mission. Kami knows how or when, but one thing you can be sure of when you put Naruto and Sasuke together on a mission, their combined stubbornness will get the job done, no matter what.
Drag feet home. But not before being forced to stop at Ichiraku's for dinner.
And being made to pay.
Finally make it back home and unceremoniously crash into the futon. Naruto will grumble at me to move over and 'quit hogging the damn space, bastard!'
Somewhere during the night, we would somehow manage to get re-entangled again, and words need not be said.
And it starts all over again the next morning.
So what do you say? Review and let me know!