As two kids ran to their grandmothers house and nal knocks on the door their grandmother opened the door she said " you finally got here for the story of my immortality well come on in " then as she sat down on her rocking chair and began the story.
This is her telling the story
i was the cousin of senator amidala and It was the time of her being in the people trying to kill her so my brother owned a bar on corassont so I drank my sorrows with some vodka but all of a sudden I heard a lightsaber hit someone and I turned around to see two Jedi standing there right behind me and five minutes later as I walked out of the bar and was grabbed by Anikin skywalker and he said " since I am a Jedi you will do what I say is that clear " I nodded my head in fear of what will happen and he said " OK twice a week you have dinner with me " OK after a few days we fell in love with each other but one night we got drunk a little too much and we had sex in the janitors closet and the next day I went into his pocket and found a wedding ring and I didn't even care about it so then it came to order 66 you think that it couldn't been worse than you think wrong I was three months pregnant and it was darth Vaders kid I was arrested by the emperor who was my farther and I was put in a prison cell with a another three month pregnant woman named berry solo I had daily visits by darth Vader I wanted to get my child and berries away from the empire and luckily I had a friend named Patrick dameron as soon as my daughter was born and Han Solo was escorted to the space ship that Patrick was flying and only he and the kids survived because I was accidentally impelled by darth vaders lightsabre and berry was on purpose and that's the end of this chapter of this fanfic