EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
ARNOLD
VS
ARTHUR READ
BEGIN
[ARNOLD]
ALRIGHT ARTHUR READ I'M GANNA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS
WHEN I FINISH THIS RAP IT WILL BE YOUR FIRST CLASS
I WENT TO MANY FIELD TRIP WAY MORE THAN YOU
WHILE YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE AT HOME WATCHING TOO MANY TV TOO
I CAN BE MORE SMARTER EVEN WITH YOUR NERDY GLASSES
YOU HIT YOUR LITTLE SISTER WHAT ARE YOU A FAGGOT
WHEN MY NEXT FIELD TRIP COME IT WILL BE IN YOUR DICK
MAKING SURE THAT MY RECORD WILL BE A SNIP
[ARTHUR]
OH BOO HOO YOU LITTLE FIELD TRIP WHINNER
YOU DIDN'T WANNA GO BECAUSE YOUR A JERK
I THINK I CAN HANDLE MORE SHOW THAN YOU
BUT YOUR IS CRAZY IT A FANASTY TOO
YOUR BUS CAN FLY THAT A FAKE YOU ASSHOLE
YOU SHOULD FUCK JANET BECUASE SHE FUCKING BUEATIFUL
I CAN TAKE THE PREASURE BEFORE YOU COME ALONG
I HAVE MANY FRIENDS HELPING ME WITH THIS SONG
[ARNOLD]
OH DON'T HOLD YOUR BREATH YOUR SHOW SUCK TOO
EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT THEY HATE SCHOOL
MAYBE YOU SHOULD DIE WHILE MY SHOW IS AIRING
WHEN YOU CAME ALONG IT MIGHT BE CANCELING
WHO EVER THOUGHT MR. RATBURN IS A BULLSHIT
YOUR GIRLFRIEND FRANCINCE AND MUFFY IS A BITCH
YOUR NAME IS FORE EYE AND YOU SHOULD GO AND DIE
IF I WERE I WOULD COMMIT SUICIDE
[ARTHUR]
HEY QUIT IT NOW YOU ARE NO BETTER STUDENT
YOU'RE IN SCHOOL TOO YOU HOE THAT IS A BULLSHIT
YOUR FRIENDS ARE WERID AND BORING AND DUMB
ALL THE ONE IN YOUR CLASS COULD BE A SLUT
MY SHOW MAY HAVE BAD WORD BUT IT IS CENSOR
BUT WHEN YOU SPEND YOUR LIFE AROUND THE WORLD HAT HORROR
I WILL MAKE YOUR NEXT FIELD TRIP STRIGHT TO HELL
TIME TO SAY GOODBYE IT WAS FUCKING SWELL
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE