Hello, Everyone! I figured there weren't enough Aveyond fics out in the world, so I decided to add another! I hope you enjoy it!
Sorry if I don't have everyone's characters portrayed correctly. I've only gotten into the series recently and I've only gotten partially through the game so I don't know exactly how everyone acts.
But I've read their wiki pages!
Hopefully that means I've somewhat got them correct.
WARNINGS: There is a ton of implied homosexuality, so if that bothers you please don't read it. Also there is a ton of innuendo and fake marriage proposals. Basically everyone is probably high.
"Ugh...I'm tired." Rhen tried her best to keep her eyes open, but she knew she couldn't go to sleep just yet. The party was having a bit of trouble figuring out how to split up their rooms for this evening's stay at the inn. Lars wanted his own room, but there was no way that would happen so he'd have to give in and choose a roommate soon. Then there was Te'ijal and Elini who both wanted to room with their 'husbands-to-be'. Said almost husbands were trying to keep themselves from having to stay the night with the two women and Dameon was sipping on his water paying no mind to anybody other than Rhen.
"Do you want anything else to eat, Rhen?" Rhen really liked how polite he was to her, but she was not in the mood for anyone really.
"No thank you, I really just need sleep." She closed her eyes and rubbed her temples. "All of the arguing is giving me a headache..."
Dameon chuckled and turned his attention to the group. "I know you're bothered, but try to enjoy the show. It's very entertaining." He smirked at Pirate John's attempt to keep away from Elini and Galahad's 'flirtatious' words to Te'ijal.
"Leave me be, foul creature of darkness! I refuse to sleep in the same room as you!"
"Aw, poor paladin. Is it because of the whole 'soul stealing' thing? Honestly, someone needs the tools to build their little bridge to get over it."
"You'd probably steal them too, you deranged vampire!" Galahad loud voice was grating on Rhen's ears, but she did find Te'ijal's calm yet snarky demeanor amusing and let out a small chuckle. Dameon looked over ath Rhen and smiled before going back to the show.
"Honestly I don't see why you do not want to room with her, John." Elini and John both turned their attention to Lars, who realized that he had just made a huge mistake.
"Although your words do flatter me, I am not interested in you." Elini said sternly.
"Believe me, I was not trying to imply that in the slightest."
John leaned over to Lars and began to whisper. "Are you sure you aren't? I mean, she is pretty and is very...capable...I think you should go for it."
"It's rude to whisper in the middle of an argument, future husband."
"Woman! We are not getting married!"
Rhen sighed and decided to get up and get some ale while her party bickered for a bit longer. When she returned the conversation had changed. The women finally gave up on getting their future lovers to room with them.
"We'd probably have a lot more fun if we were married anyway." Rhen spit out the ale she had in her mouth. She had not expected Elini to say that to Te'ijal.
"True. You seem like the type of person I would enjoy. However, I cannot possibly disappoint my dear paladin." Te'ijal covered her heart (or where it would be) with her hands before looking over to Galahad.
He gave her a blank look before saying. "No, please. Disappoint away. Marry the woman if you want I can suffer without you."
Elini looked over to Pirate John who had the same exact expression on his face. He waved a signal for her that she took as his blessing before she slowly turned back to Te'ijal. "I do not think my other husbands would mind you around. You just cannot kill them."
Lars quietly leaned over to Rhen and whispered,"Well this got very interesting." Rhen could only nod in response before she began to drink her ale. A mischievous smirk appeared on his face before he yelled, "What! Rhen, you shouldn't be so jealous of their happiness!" Rhen, once again, spat out all of her ale and used the empty cup to smack Lars in the stomach.
"Rhen, if having multiple husbands has taught me anything it is that there is always room for one more."
"I agree wholeheartedly, Elini. Rhen is a fine woman. She should definitely join our marriage." Te'ijal smirked at her lavender haired friend and watched the poor girl slap her hand to her forehead in embarrassment. Lars was laughing at his friend's misfortune, but Dameon saw his opportunity to chime in.
"Lars, you shouldn't be so mean to girls. If you don't behave I won't do that thing for you again." Dameon smirked. Everyone looked to Lars who had become speechless at the sun guardian's words.
"I...what?" Dameon stood from his seat and made his way over to Lars. A smirk graced his features as he placed his hand on the wall behind the green-haired boy. He gently placed his finger under Lars's chin and tilted his head upward.
"You know exactly what I mean."
Lars flushed a bit, but regained his composure. "You know you're the only one here who can do that for me."
The rest of the group looked stunned. Galahad pulled out one-hundred gold pennies from his pocket and reluctantly handed them to Pirate John, who in turn took them with a smile on his face. Dameon took this opportunity to drag Lars to a room, but not before he leaned down next to Rhen. "You're welcome." He winked before taking Lars upstairs.
Elini decided to break the silence. "Can we...spy on them?"
"Excellent idea, future wife. Come on other future wife, let's get the room next door." Te'ijal grabbed the wrists of both women before hurrying up to their bedroom.
"Well...looks like we're roomies!" Pirate John stated as he slung his arm around Galahad's shoulder. "Wanna stay up and do each other's hair and talk about girls?" He teased.
"Shut up. I need some seriously hard alcohol." Galahad said before taking a seat at the bar. Pirate John laughed before taking the seat next to him.
"Me too."
I had a lot of fun with this, and I might continue it later on! I hope you all liked it too.
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