Iron Fox – CH 1

Just to be clear, I don't own Naruto, or the Marvel Cinematics Universe. Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto; Disney owns the MCU.

So, just to be clear what this is about, I decided that the previous Iron Fox's storyline wasn't going anywhere. Thus, I decided that I would discard that storyline of Stark being sealed, and instead chose to go with the Chunin exams, where he gained his abilities right before Orochimaru gives Sasuke a hickey. Consequently, the previous life that he had will be somewhat canon, but with a few alterations.

N-joy!

In the middle of a forest, Uzumaki Naruto was running away from a giant snake.

In the middle of space, Tony Stark was running out of air.

Yet an odd phenomenon occurred. The radiation from the time stone, and mind stone, had both penetrated Tony Stark's body. In fact, they created a dimensional rift, in which Stark was sent to another realm similar to his own, but with one difference.

Yet Stark had died.

So only his mind, his intellect, the majority of his being, flew away from that ship. The other part slowly died, painfully and miserably. Yet it did not understand the pain, because the mind was gone.

It latched onto a person.

Uzumaki Naruto always had that dumb luck of his going for him, yet it was never known to be on this level.

Well, here it is.

All of a sudden, Naruto felt as if his head was on fire. He could not think; he could not see; he only vaguely felt a snake eating him.

But he had Stark's armor. He had bottomless chakra. And he had a desperate situation.

Naruto focused on his red energies that were cascading off of his form in thick rivulets, channeling them into… shapes. A chest plate. An arm. A rocket on a foot. A mask.

His chakra, like that of all Uzumaki, was solid from the day he was born. Yet the only reason this was never able to assist him was that he never had the mental capacity for it.

Yet, now that Stark had fused with him… his chakra not only took form, but also turned into actual physical things. Not just the Uzumaki Kage Bunshin-esque rendition of objects; his chakra… actually turned into metal, wires, and all of the like.

From within the white serpent, Naruto, fully clad in armor, blasted a hole in the side of the serpent's stomach. This will be fatal, he reasoned. Good.

After all, 12-year old boys do not like being swallowed by giant white snakes.

Naruto was no exception.

As he stepped out of the serpent, red armor covered in gore and venom, Naruto smirked.

Then he questioned something.

How had he been able to form the Iron Man armor that he now wore?

That would be me, a voice said.

Shut up, another one stated.

Excuse me, but who are the both of you? I know who fuzzbutt is—

You will NOT call me fuzzbutt. I am a BIJUU! LORD OF THE BIJUU! I am the great, the magnificent, the terrible—

Aaactually, I didn't know which one of you was fuzzbutt, but I guess I know now... Naruto thought back to the voices.

Hmmph. Kyuubi said back, disappointed that he had fallen for such a lowly trick. This human had brought him low with a mere sentence, when he had never displayed such intellect…

Who exactly are you, other voice? Naruto questioned, confused at the presence of two voices. Sure, he had heard from Kyuubi before, but not this one.

Genius, billionare, playboy, philanthropist. The other voice sassily stated back.

Naruto squinted his eyes, a sweatdrop rolling down his neck at the mere vagueness of the statement. You're as vague as Kakashi-sensei. Naruto thought back.

Fine. The name's Tony Stark, and I made that fancy suit that you're wearing right now. He said, referring to the mk4 armor.

If Naruto had been surprised before, then he was fully blown away now. You made this thing? How? Why? When? And why are you stuck in my head? He inquired, more confused than ever.

Well, I made it to escape from some bad guys, defeat a giant metal man who stole my diagrams, defeat another metal man with electrical whips and his drone army, beat up some aliens who destroyed my city (and in the process killing all of their species, or so I thought), smash a guy who breathed fire because of his "complete" brain, kill my insane murderbot who was going to destroy the world, crush a guy who ran around throwing a colorful shield with a star on it (I failed there), and beat up the guy who acted as "puppet master" and had a nutsack of a purple chin (failed miserably) who killed half the people in the universe, before drifting around in space and dying. I think that due to mind stone radiation, as well as some gamma rays and time stone radiation from a wizard, I ended up in your head due to getting thrown around in the space-time continuum. And I made it with my materials from my company.

Naruto started interested in all that he had to say; yet at the end, Stark had completely lost Naruto. EH?

I died and got stuck in your brain because of magic stones and a green giant.

Oh.

Now, you may want to move, because the AI system just picked up several life-forms a couple miles away attacking one boy and one girl with a pink dye in her keratin. Maybe nail polish?

SAKURA-CHAN! I FORGOT!

So Naruto leapt into the air, intent on landing on one of the branches. Yet instead, he started… floating.

How am I doing this?

That's part of the armor. It lets you fly. You should have my experience with the flight systems. Go on; save your girlfriend.

Naruto blushed, before leaning forward in his suit, causing him to go parallel to the ground, before flying at Mach 1, creating a giant boom behind him. In a matter of seconds, he was at the clearing, where a creepy lady's skin peeled off, revealing a guy with yellow, slitted snake eyes.

"FACIAL RECOGNITION: OROCHIMARU NO SANNIN, ONE OF THE THREE KONOHA SANNIN. TEAMMATE TO TSUNADE SENJU AND JIRAYA THE TOAD SANNIN." Naruto heard, scaring him half to death. "Who are you? I already have a genocidal fox and a dimension traveling supergenius; so what are you doing here?"

"Sorry. I am J.A.R.V.I.S., which stands for Just A Rather Very Intelligent System. I assume that the supergenius is my creator, Mr. Stark?" the AI replied with a British accent and a sassy tone at the word "supergenius".

"Yep!" Naruto said. How are you here? I thought you died when Vision was created! Stark said incredulously.

"Well, my essence was absorbed into the Mind Stone, 'held captive' you might say. So, when you died, and the stone's radiation interfaced with the actual stone, I was sent into these suits. I must say, I am rather impressed at these, particularly the Infinity Suit." Jarvis responded, dumbfounding all three inhabitants of Naruto (Naruto, Stark, and Kyuubi).

As Naruto blasted forwards, the newly identified Sannin tried to give Sasuke… a hickey?

Normally, Orochimaru would have succeeded in his efforts.

It's not normal for a red, metal man to come shooting at you, shooting repulsors and arguing with AIs.

Naruto punched Orochimaru in the stomach – hard. The snake Sannin skidded back a couple feet, while Naruto looped in the sky, facing downwards to pound the serpent's head.

"You will bite his heel, but he will crush your head." Naruto stated, hovering in the middle of the clearing. "I think I read that somewhere."

Most people that were in the clearing were not concerned with Naruto hovering. No, they were concerned with something else.

He can read? They all thought at the same time.

How's that for a first chapter? Love, read, review! Chucky, out!