Ash: 17 Misty: 19
Brock: 24
In My (First) Interview Fic, Trainers Begin Their Journeys At 13 & in My Opinion, Almost Five Years Has Passed Since Ash Started His Journey.
Warning: Characters Being OOC (Most Likely Ash)
Pokémon Shoot Interview Series #1: Ash, Misty & Brock
Watts63: Hello people at home, this is watts63 & welcome to the first edition of the Pokémon Shoot Interview Series. And who we have here today is the original trio that traveled all over the Johto & Kanto region-
Misty: It would've also been the Orange Islands if a certain someone didn't think with his dick.
Brock: Hey! The reason I didn't travel with you guys because I wanted to better myself as a Pokémon Breeder!
Misty: If that was true, why did you leave Professor Ivy?
Brock: *huddles in the corner of the room* Don't mention that name.
Ash: Holy Mew, you're still hung up on that? You have a girlfriend now, Brock.
Misty: And a grown ass man too.
Watts63: Wait a minute. You mean Brock actually has a girlfriend?
Ash: Do you remember Lucy?
Watts63: The Frontier Brain Pike Queen?
Ash: That's the one.
Watts63: You got to be kidding me!
Misty: Yeah, I couldn't believe it myself when Ash first told me.
Watts63: When did that happened?
Brock: *suddenly back in his chair* As a matter of fact, it happened when Ash first left for Sinnoh. Oh my beautiful, gorgeous Queen Lucy, how I longed to be in your sweet loving arms right now!
Misty: Looks who's in their own little world.
Watts63: Brock, if that's the case, why are you still sensitive about Professor Ivy?
Brock: *huddles back in the corner* Don't mention that name!
Watts63: I guess old wounds never heal.
Misty: What a crybaby.
Ash: *snickering* The man hasn't even asked the first question yet & Misty's already PMSing.
Misty: What did you say, needle dick?
Ash: You heard me, flat chest.
Brock: Uh-oh, somebody's pregnant.
Misty: I'M NOT PREGNANT!
Ash: I bet $20 that Gary's the father.
Brock: *back in his chair again* I'll take that bet.
*Misty Hits Ash & Brock with the Mallet of Doom*
Ash & Brock: OW!
Misty: You still think I'm pregnant now?
Ash & Brock: No.
Misty: I thought so.
Watts63: Um, Now that everything is back in order, let me ask the first question that involves all three of you. What were your first thoughts when you guys met?
Brock: No offense buddy but I thought Ash was just another dumb trainer using a Pikachu against a ground type.
Ash: I didn't have anybody else! Pidgeotto & Butterfree are weak against rock types.
Misty: Well someone could've used my Pokémon but NOOOOO, he had to do things the hard way.
Ash: I got the badge didn't I?
Misty: Brock felt sorry for you. Just like Daisy, Erika & Sabrina.
Ash: And you wonder why you're still single.
Brock: Can you guys let me finish the question please?
Ash & Misty: Hmph.
Brock: Thank you. Also I thought Misty was Ash's stalker.
Ash: HA!
*Misty just glares at Brock*
Watts63: Misty? Your thoughts?
Misty: Well if you put it that way…I thought Brock was a rapist in the making.
Ash: Same here.
Brock: WHAT?
Misty: *mimicking Brock* Can you guys let me finish the question please?
Brock: Hmph.
Misty: And I thought Ash was a complete retard. I mean seriously, who in the hell fights a Pidgeotto with a Caterpie.
Ash: You're never letting that go are you?
Misty: Never.
Ash: Well, I only have one word that summed up Misty…bitch.
*Misty Hits Ash with the Mallet of Destruction*
Ash: DAMN IT! Where do you hide those mallets?
Misty: Only me to know & you to never find out.
Brock: *smiles* I have an idea where.
*Misty Pulls Out the Mallet of Death*
Misty: I'm sorry, were you saying something?
Brock: *smiles fades away* N-n-n-no.
*Misty Puts Away the Mallet of Death*
Misty: Oh. I must've been hearing things.
Watts63: *clears throat* Next question…um, what do you feel about each other now?
Brock: *puts his arms around Ash & Misty* I wouldn't have sex with 'em but I love 'em to death.
Ash: I'm glad you don't want to have sex with me Brock, even though I can't say the same about Misty *winks*.
*Misty blushes*
Watts63: W-what do you mean?
Ash: Don't play dumb with me Watts; you know what I'm talking about.
Watts63: You mean that you & Misty had sex?
Ash: Numerous times. We used to be a couple.
*Misty now redder than a tomato*
Watts63: WHAT~!
Ash: Yep. Is that what you Pokéshippers always wanted? For me & Mist to get together? Well ladies & gentlemen, we did 'get together'. I don't always think about Pokémon, you know.
*My jaw is hanging out like a Gible*
Brock: *laughing* Now I had seen it all. An interviewer is actually speechless.
Misty: *still blushing* Why did you tell him that?
Ash: Why not? This is a shoot interview, Mist & knowing our fan base, he would've probably asked about us anyway.
Misty: I guess you're right.
Watts63: When?
Misty: We became a couple after Ash won the Orange League.
Watts63: Who confessed?
*Brock points at Ash*
Watts63: You?
Ash: At first, I got to admit I was oblivious to Misty's feelings towards me-
Brock & Misty: *sarcastically* Oh, really?
Ash: …Shut up. But when I saw her flirting with Danny, I had an urge to tell Danny to fuck off & that Misty was mine & I was really confused about it but shrugged it off as I was too focused on winning the Sea Ruby badge.
Then when Misty answered my question about when people kiss, I wanted to kiss her right then & there & that thought scared the shit out of me.
Misty: *glares at Ash* What are you implying, Ash Satoshi Ketchum? That you thought I was ugly?
Ash: That's not what I'm implying, Misty! I was implying that I wanted to kiss you, take to the Pokémon Center & fuck you so hard that we would've broke the bed!
*Everyone in the room blushes*
Watts63: Wow.
Ash: But when I saw that dancing queer Rudy hitting on Misty & with a little help from Tracey, there was no denying it then; I was in love with Misty.
Watts63: Brock, how did you react to this?
Brock: The first thing that came out my mouth was "What the fuck did I miss?"
*Ash & I start laughing*
Ash: That's true tho. When he saw us holding hands when we came back to my house, he dropped the knife he was holding & say "What the fuck did I miss?"
Misty: And I said e-ve-ry-thing.
Ash: E-ve-ry-thing?
Misty: *slaps on the table in front of them* E-ve-ry-thing!
Watts63: Are you & Misty still together?
Ash & Misty: No.
Watts63: Really? When did you guys break up?
Misty: It happened when I had to go back home.
Ash: Unlike Brock-o here, we don't believe in long distant relationships.
Watts63: Do you still love each other?
Ash: As of right now, I only love her as a friend.
Misty: I was still in love with him while he was traveling around Hoenn & actually, we even had sex when I came to see him & Brock.
Ash: Yeah but the only reason we had sex was because Misty wanted to get her mind off of leaving Togetic.
Misty: *frowning* That's True.
Watts63: What about now?
Misty: *snaps of it* Only as a friend.
Watts63: N-
Ash: Hold on Watts, I have something I need to get off my chest. Brock…Mist…all jokes aside, being with you guys was the funniest time I ever had on the road. If I haven't met you two, I probably would've never been where I am today. Not only were you my friends or in Misty's case my lover, ya'll were also my coaches & I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
*after a few moments of silence*
Brock & Misty: Awwwwwwww *then bear hugs Ash as he's desperately trying to breathe*
Watts63: *sniff* That was beautiful. We're gonna take a quick break & when we come back *sniff*, the original trio will talk about their adventures around the Kanto region, Team Rocket, Gary, Pikachu & more. *sniff* Can somebody give me some tissue please?
Ash: *still struggling from their bear hug* I can't breathe!
To Be Continued(?)
Brock/Lucy: One of my favorite pairings on the show & I think Brock deserves a little romance in his life.
Ash/Misty: With Ash being older, I think it would've been guarnteed that he would hook up with Misty. Them breaking up comes from my experiences with long distant relationships. They never seemed to work out with me.