Hello everybody reading this! I got bored and wrote this story. Don't expect anything impressive, and sorry if Paulina seems OOC. I know that. For any readers of my other stories: They'll be updated soon, see my account for more info.

Disclaimer: I don't own Danny Phantom.
Paulina: No, you don't, I Do!
Me: Paulina you don't own him either.
Paulina: Aw...

Groaning, I sit down at my desk. I should have been home by now! But nooo, I, the most popular girl in school, am doomed to detention. I will never forgive that miss What's-her-name for sending me here. It was just the fourth time I was late this month!

I sigh again. In front of the class, Mr. Lancer is grading a test. I recognize it; I had to make it yesterday. One of the hardest questions had been why the name of the main character fitted him. I ended up writing some nonsense about his parents, and how they could see in the future that the boy would grow out to be like his name suggested. You see, me, Star and Val have this rule: If you don't have a clue what the answer is, just say something idiotic.

It was pretty unfair though. Characters from movies or books usually get a name that fits them perfectly. But in the real world? Take my name, for example. 'Paulina'.

Although that name could send any boy in school drooling, I don't like it. It has 'Paul', and that's a boy's name.

Secretly I envy Star for her name. Thát should be my name. Like a star, shining high above all others. And only being able to be reached if you can fly (like Inviso-Bill!). Not that I will tell Star that, of course.

But if I would be named Star, how should Star herself be called? I think about what I know about Star. It's depressingly little. She just always follows my lead. When I started dressing different, so did she. When I got interested in Inviso-Bill, so did she. A better nickname for her would be 'Satellite'.

I snicker, and look at the clock. My smile immediately disappears. I still have forty more minutes to go! I feel the urge to bang my head against the table, but I resist it. I cannot be seen doing that.

'Okay, 'Star', find a way to entertain yourself,' I think. Hmmm. Maybe I can make nicknames for everyone else in detention!

I take a notebook and a pencil. I open it at the last page, and start making a list with names. I start by looking around. Who were in detention anyway?

I immediately spot Dash. I write his name down, although I already know how to nickname him.

I move on to the next. Kwan is sitting next to him, probably for the same reason.

Behind them is Valerie, who was late for some reason. She has been doing that lately. It was sad, really. She used to be a part of the A-list, but for some reason she no longer has the money to buy the newest clothes or go to the best parties. She claims that it was Inviso-Bill's fault but I know that he would never do such a thing. I write her name down, and after a small hesitation Bills too.

I wonder if I should do everybody, or just stick with these four. One glance at the clock gives the answer: Everybody it is.

I keep looking. My eye falls on Lancer, who's still concentrating on the tests. If I do everybody, I shall do him too. His name goes on the list.

I further spot Mikey, who's here for a reason I either don't know or can't remember. I decide to make an exception here: I know close to nothing about him. He's just too… normal. I wouldn't even know a gossip about him.

Then we have a girl with blond hair sitting on her own. I know even less about her, so she's obviously not in my class, not a cheerleader and not on my list.

And that leaves me to the three kids in the corner: Danny, Sam and Tucker. They were pretty interesting, to say the least. Rumor has it that since Danny's short absence they keep skipping classes on a daily basis. That's probably why they're here now too.

A quick check assures me that that's everyone, so I read the first name on the small list.

'Dash'. I snicker. Since two weeks ago, Dash has been known to me, Star and Kwan as 'Rainbow' Dash. Kwan caught him back then watching 'My little pony'. Turned out he was a Brony. I guess we should've seen it coming, seeing the teddy bear incident… But he's still the quarterback, and you don't want to make him angry. He threatened all three of us that he's beat us up if we'd dare to tell anyone else. That didn't stop us from teasing him whenever we could, though…

I smile again and write down 'Rainbow Dash' behind his name. 'One down, seven to go.'

Next one: Kwan. (Hey, that rhymed!) Kwan would be Dash's satellite. What goes for Star and me, goes for him and Dash. But he also has some personality of his own, or else he'd be a Goth now from what I've heard.

For some reason I can't remember anything from that week. Inviso-Bill saved me though, and that was more than worth it. I remember it like it was yesterday: His unruly white hair, shimmering silver in the sunlight, his soft green eyes, the way he flew away into the sky…

But I'm drifting off. So, the nickname for Kwan could be… maybe Moon? I mean, a moon circles a planet but it's a fairly big satellite. (I'm so proud of myself for knowing that! Who's shallow now?) So Moon it is.

I look down to see Valerie's name as the next. This might be a tad harder. Valerie has always had a very distinguished personality, so I can't call her Meteor or something like that. An idea started to form in my head.

You could say she has a fiery personality… She does have a temper, though. I think I'm going to call her 'Flame'.

I write it down. 'Valerie the Flame'. That sounds good.

Content with what I've done so far, I allow myself to look at the clock again. Still thirty minutes! I raise my leg to stomp on the floor, but my knee knocks against the bottom of the table. Looking around to make sure nobody noticed, I bite the inside of my cheek so I won't make a sound.

I groan and look back at the list. 'Inviso-Bill'! I'd almost forgotten that I wrote his name, too. I try to think of some information, but soon realize I only know two things about him: He's a hero and a ghost. Obviously, his public-given name also includes the latter, but personally I think it's a really lame name. If it wasn't his, I'd say everyone who's named 'Bill' is a loser. Good thing I don't know any Bills in person.

Back to the naming. I guess I could call him just 'Ghost', but that's so superficial. People also yell 'Ghost!' if there's an ordinary ghost attack. Maybe another word for ghost, like Spook? Neh, that sounds childish. Specter? Maybe, but for some reason it sounds more like a girl's name. Phantom, then? Hmm. I imagine him while saying the name in my head. Immediately I feel a strange sense of familiarity. I can't quite put my finger on it, but no doubt that this is going to be his nickname.

And that brings us to: Lancer. I don't know a lot about him, and frankly I don't want to. One of his most recognizable features is that he swears with book titles. It's pretty impressive how he manages to never use the same. He probably read the whole library. Aha! I write down 'Library' next to his name.

And the next names are… Oh-oh. I look at the clock, but there's still a lot of time left. I'm doubting: Spend the rest of the time being bored or thinking about three losers? I make the decision quickly and go for the latter. I can always decide to stop later, right?

So that's it! Could become a revelation fic, but I don't really want to do that. I could also make a ghost attack now... Leave some suggestions! Bye!