Double Header
Vin Tanner walked into Team Seven's bullpen. Spying Ezra he asked, "What odds are you giving on our double header?"
"Mr. Tanner, 10-5 Team Six."
"You think we're gonna lose?"
"Yes; you, Mr. Jackson, and Mr. Larabee are great players. Mr. Wilmington can't keep his mind off the ladies, Mr. Sanchez is beginning to slow down, and JD can't stay still long enough to wait for the right pitch. I despise participating in team sports; golf's more my game."
"That bad, huh?" asked Vin.
"Absolutely, bet on Team Six," replied the gambler smiling.
"We won! Pay up, Ez."
The End