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Disclaimer: I couldn't possibly be George Lucas, considering I'm a girl.

Anakin Skywalker loved Christmas. Whether he was illegally cutting down a pine tree on Correllia with his lightsaber for the Jedi or soliciting outside the Chancellor's apartment while Christmas caroling, he loved it. In fact, while he was fighting Obi-Wan on Mustafar, he considered revealing what he was getting his former master for Christmas, as a form of ultimate revenge.

But ever since he had become Darth Vader, he had to hide his love for the season because the Emperor was one old, mean bah humbug…..

HHHHHH

While the Emperor was away building yet another statue of himself, Darth Vader called all the Stormtroopers together.

"All right listen up you no good clones, we've got some work to do."

"If anyone asks, it's Buzz's turn to give the Emperor a bath!"

"Is not! I did it last week and I caught old-man-creep cooties off of him! I'm still recovering, thank you!"

"No! All you did was lock the door while I had to clean him!"

"QUIET!" Darth Vader roared. "I can't believe you all still believe in cooties. Didn't we clear this up during the Clone Wars?"

"No."

He sighed, "Look, we're going to make this place look good for Christmas. So go get some lights and a tree and let's get to work!"

All the Stormtroopers cheered and rushed off to find Christmas stuff.

"If we work fast, it'll only take us one song!" Darth Vader encouraged as the cheerful, Christmas music started to play in the background.

Rocking around the Christmas Tree
at the Christmas party hop
Mistletoe hung where you can see
Ev'ry couple tries to stop

You will get a sentimental feeling When you hear voices singing
"Let's be jolly; Deck the halls with boughs of holly" Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Have a happy holiday
Everyone's dancing merrily
In a new old fashioned way

Rocking around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christmas Spirit ring
Later we'll have some pumpkin pie
and we'll do some caroling

"I always hated that song," Shark commented. Rex elbowed him in the side and pressed the universal light remote. The Star Destroyer erupted in Christmas lights and a 20 foot tree caught on fire.

"Did that seriously just happen?" Rex asked quietly.

"Yes, yes it did," Shark said, taking out his water gun and drenching the tree.

"That's better. Let's get the ornaments."

One Christmas melody later, the tree was decorated with ornaments that looked like the different planets (and one of Darth Vader's head and a Stormtrooper mask) and a lightsaber tree topper.

"How many times have I told you not to touch Anakin's stuff?" Vader cried, using the Force and taking the blue blade off of the tree.

"Aw, come on boss, have a little fun," Rex coaxed.

"No."

"But.."

"No."

"Are…"

"No."

"Do…"

"No."

"Geez boss, I just wanted to know if you wanted some hot chocolate."

Darth Vader sighed, but then he smiled. The tree was up.

HHHHH

The Emperor smiled and stuck his key in the lock. He knew everyone would be happy to see him back so early.

Some people might call him delusional. The poor old hag pretended that everyone loved him, especially the other Imperials on his Star Destroyer. When in reality they threw a party the second he stepped outside.

He turned the lock, hobbled inside, and threw his arms out, waiting for a hug.

"I'm back! You can begin applauding now!" He closed his eyes and smiled again.

No one was around. He heard laughing and music coming from the kitchen. He hurried across the decorated hall without even noticing it.

Suddenly he stopped and turned around. His beautiful, boringly gray and black hallway was ruined! Bright twinkling lights, happy tinsel, stockings for every Stormtrooper and one for Vader, and a huge Christmas tree decorated the hall.

"LORD VADERRRRR!" He stormed into the kitchen.

His loyal Imperials were standing around drinking hot chocolate and listening to A Mace Windu Christmas. Apparently the Jedi had an amazing voice and had recorded his own Christmas album.

"What are you doing?" He fumed.

"Having a Christmas party. Want some hot coco, boss?" Rex asked, holding out a mug that read "#1 Emperor".

"No. No I don't, CT-45. Lord Vader. What is going on here?"

"Well, Christmas is such a great season so we decorated the ship. It only took us one Christmas song. How about that?"

The Stormtroopers cheered and high-fived.

"You will all take down this stuff and throw it into space. I will not have these abominations running my ship! Do. It. Now."

The Emperor turned, clutched his pounding heart, and hobbled out of the room.

"Oh now what?" Darth Vader sighed.

The Stormtroopers shrugged.

"Hey, Lord Vader, we got a call for you. From a base on Hoth." The telephone operator called from down the hall.

"Ugh, I'm coming," Vader walked off into the hallway. "Someone turn on my theme song!"

The Imperial march turned on and Vader let his cape fly dramatically behind him as he stormed into the telephone room.

"Hello?"

"Hey, Father. It's me, Luke," the fledgling Jedi greeted him.
"Luke! How's it going? Merry Christmas!"

"That's out of character."

"It's what Christmas does to me," Vader shrugged.

"Good, because we're having a Christmas party down here on Hoth and we were wondering if you'd want to come."

"YES!"

"That was easy."

"Can I bring some friends and a couple of decorations?"

"Yeah, but no tricks. Your friends can't be assassins and your decorations can't be bombs."

"No problemo, kid. I'll get on my way as soon as possible."

Darth Vader slammed the phone down happily and skipped down the hall.

"Pack your bags, boys! We're going to Hoth!"