Till all are Busted!

by megrimlockawesom

THIS IS MY FIRST FANFICTION. The Ark crashes on earth during the stone age, 4,000 years later robots come out of the spaceship and come a cross a few humans. don't worry about the misleading characters, all the Phineas and Ferb gang is there, along with a few Decepticons. disclaimer: I do not own Transformers or Phineas and Ferb.

1. Chapter 1: a misleading title

Teletraan 1: -alert- -alert- shields offline

Optimus: How did this happen?

Wheeljack: An old cybertronian computer virus. It took down our defenses as well.

Optimus:Damn it, can you fix it wheeljack?

Wheeljack:I don't know, the tech is ancient, but luckily i have been reading my history books.

Optimus: All right wheeljack. *over comms* Jazz, rally the troops, Megatron won't hesitate to

use this opportunity board The Ark and take us out.

Jazz:*over comms* over and out!

Optimus:*over comms* Silverbolt, Bruticus may be heading our way,we need you and the aerialbots to deal with him.

Silverbolt to aerialbots: you heard the boss! Combine and form Superion

BACK ON THE ARK

Teletraan 1:Incoming transmission from The Nemesis

Optimus: block it at all cos-

Megatron:*over transmission* well well Prime, looks like your shields are down.

Optimus:MEGATRON.

Megatron: soon Prime, you precious cargo hauler will be destroyed and the Autobots, EXTINCT.

Optimus:NOT WHILE I STILL STAND

Megatron:THEN STAND NO MORE

A giant claw carrying Megatron busts into the room, killing all autobot soldiers except optimus

Optimus: today, on this very platform, one shall stand

Megatron: one shall fall, AND THAT WILL BE YOU PRIME.

Megatron swings his mace, hitting optimus, but he doesn't give in to his injuries. He pulls out his axe, and slices into megatron shoulders. Megatron covers his wound, and then pounces on optimus

Megatron: I'LL RIP OUT YOUR OPTICS

Optimus punches Megatron, but Megatron punches him back, and then stabs him with piece of debris from the nemesis

Megatron: And there came a hero who said "hurt not the land, nor the sea, nor the trees", but the hero would NOT prevail

Optimus: Finish the quote megatron, "NOR WOULD HE SURRENDER!"

Optimus punches megatron back

MEANWHILE, AT THE ARKS INTERFACE

Wheeljack: THANK PRIMUS, systems back online!

Teletraan 1:WARNING, CURRENT TRAJECTORY SUGGESTS THAT A CRASH LANDING IS IMMANENT IN 89 MEGACYCLES,

Wheeljack: all right, let me adjust the course and, WHAT?! THRUSTERS PERMANENTLY OFFLINE?! Oh scrap, i need to tell prime *insert transforming noises here*

BACK AT THE CONTROL ROOM, 87 MEGACYCLES LATER

The battle between Optimus and Megatron continues, with neither willing to give up

Wheeljack: PRIME! PRIME!

But Optimus could not listen, for he was aiming the killing blow at Megatron

Optimus prime: I thought you were made of sterner stuff Megatron,

The ground shakes, Optimus's gun dislodges from his hand

Megatron: what in the name of Unicron!

Wheeljack:thats what ive been trying to tell you. WE'RE GOING TO CRASH!

Optimus: ALL UNITS, BRACE FOR IMPACT!

And then they crashed on a familiar looking planet. one covered in liquid, but had some land on they crash into a landmass, and into a familiar looking stone house