Authors Note: Hello peoples! First off I'd like to thank those 6 people who have submited reviews to my other fic: He's not quite Dead yet. (Story title will change.) I am continuing that one, but I wanted to do a NarutoHarem fic so here it is! I actually got the inspiration for this one while I was working on my other fic, watching Naruto and Hannah Montana(PIP), and listening to my iPod all at the same time! Well, I've talked enough, on with the story!

"Dialogue"

"Whispering"

'Thoughts'

extended amounts of text in italics are either a flashback, or a dream.

DISCLAIMER: I do not own Naruto, (if I did he would be a super hot rockstar.) nor Guitar Hero! (if I did Naruto, Kiba, and Neji would be playable characters.)

Chapter One

Naruto the Ninja and Huron the Rockstar!

"You ready kid?" A man with spiky white hair and a red jacket over a grayish-green kimono said, to a young man.

"No, but I don't have a choice do I?" The young man answered. He had blond spiky hair that reached to just above his shoulders and sapphire-blue eyes. His wardrobe consisted of a midnight black jacket that was open and a blood red shirt on underneath with the kanji for Rock on it in black, black baggy cargo pants, and red sneakers with the kanji for Demon on them in black.

"Nope. Relax Naruto you'll be fine. I mean you haven't screwed up once these past two years, and no one from Konoha has any idea that you moonlight as a super famous rockstar." The white haired one lightly laughed at the scowl on Naruto's face.

"Aren't we supposed to be hiding from Akatsuki?" Naruto asked.

"What better place to hide then out in the open?" He chuckled.

"I still don't get your reasoning, Ero-sennin." Naruto replied.

"What have I said about calling me that while you're in Huron's form?" The older male hissed.

"What have I said about calling me Naruto while I'm henged into Suporien Huron, Jiraya-sama?" He smirked at the scowl on the older man's face.

"YO! Huron, you're on in five! Get your ass out there!" A man in a simple black kimono yelled at them. "Jiraya-sama, I don't mind if you spend time bonding with your nephew, but he must perform!"

"Oi, who's the star?" Huron (Naruto) asked him.

"You are… sir." He replied. "But who signs your checks?"

"The same guy who signs yours." Jiraya said.

"Fine, but your still on in," he checked his watch. "Four minutes."

"Fine! I'll go. See ya at the after party, Uncle." Huron said to Jiraya. Then he went out onto the stage and got his microphone. After about three minutes all the prep people left and someone handed him a 1964 Ebony Gibson SG. (Think Guitar Hero.)

'Here we go.' He thought to himself as the curtain opened to reveal an enormous crowd with banners, signs, and the occasional tattoo on some persons chest that said: YOU ROCK! WE (insert heart) YOU HURON! MARRY ME! But then Naruto was used to that. You don't end up a super famous teen sensation without having a few hundred thousand crazed fans.

"HELLO EVERYONE!" Huron (Naruto) yelled into the mike. "ARE YOU READY TO ROCK?!" At this the crowd went wild.

Several hours later after the concert and after party Jiraya and Huron were lying on the couch exhausted.

"That was some party, huh, Ero-sennin." Huron asked him.

"Yea, it sure was. Why don't you dispel the Jutsu already, Naruto?" Jiraya asked him.

"Ow, good idea." Huron replied then dispelled the Jutsu and ended up changing only his face and hair slightly.

"So, we go back tomorrow." Jiraya commented.

"Yeah…" Naruto trailed off.

"You nervous?" Jiraya asked him. "I mean its been Two-and-a-half years."

"Yeah." Naruto didn't say anything else because he had passed out from exhaustion.

BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!

An alarm clock went off and Naruto slammed his fist down on it. 'That dream again. It was over two months ago that I had that concert.' He thought. 'Oh, well time to get up, Kakashi-sensei said Sakura-chan and I were supposed to spend the day bonding so we could build up our team work.'

He slowly got out of bed and walked over to his closet and picked out a black shirt with the kanji for fox written in red, along with his usual orange/black jumpsuit. He zipped it up so that his muscular frame was not visible, he didn't like it when people thought he was weak, but he also didn't want people to figure out he was Suporien Huron an overnight teen sensation, and inspiration to millions of people around the world.

"Oi! Sakura-chan, why do we have to go get tickets for this losers concert?" The young blond asked his companion.

"First off, he's not a loser, baka." Sakura replied curtly to him. She had on a pink tank top, and blue hip-hugger jeans. "Second, he's the dreamiest, most handsome, hottest-guy ever! And he's coming here for a concert!"

"Still doesn't explain why I have to go…" He mumbled. "And anyways, I don't see what's so great about him."

"Suporien Huron is one of the greatest musical sensations ever! He's only 16 and he's already got three gold records!" Sakura yelled. "Naruto, you don't have to go to the concert if you don't want too, but you have to go with me to get the tickets."

"Why?" Naruto asked her.

"Because, Kakashi-sensei said we should bond more, and there is no way I'm watching you go through twenty bowls of ramen in one sitting." Sakura said.

"Fine." He whined. "But after this we have to go to Ichiraku's Ramen!"

"Ok, ok, we'll go." Sakura sighed. 'Working with Naruto is so hard, all he ever thinks about is Ramen. But at least he's stopped bugging me for a date every five minutes.'

'So she thinks that Huron is the dreamiest, most handsome, hottest-guy ever? If only she knew the truth. But, then again… If she knew the truth, no doubt that Ino would know the truth, and if Ino knew the truth, well then EVERYONE would know the truth.' He sighed. 'Man, I never thought being a super-famous, teen idol would be so tough! Oh, well, at least I get Ramen!'

"We're here!" Sakura cried out after a while. She practically dragged Naruto to the ticket booth.

"Well, well, well, if it isn't Sakura, and Naruto." A voice said from behind them.

'Well, speak of the devil!' Naruto thought.

"How's it been, Ino-pig?" Sakura calmly asked her long time rival and friend.

"Good, good, just got back from a mission." Ino said as she walked up to the booth and got two tickets. She was wearing her traditional shinobi uniform, a short, purple, button-up top and skirt.

'What's she doing with two tickets?' Naruto wondered.

"One's for me and ones for Choji." Ino stated.

"Choji? What the hell? Is that Fat-Ass a fan boy of his?" Naruto yelled.

"FAT?!?!?!?!" A voice from behind them exclaimed. They all turned to see Choji standing there, with a wild look in his eyes. He wore a red top with armor on his torso, arms, upper legs, and the kanji for 'eat' on his torso. "I am not FAT! I AM BIG BONED!!!!"

'Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit, oh shit, OH SHIT!!!!!' Naruto thought while looking for a possible escape route.

"See ya, Naruto!" Sakura yelled from a good twenty yards away where she was taking cover with Ino.

'What the hell? When did she get there?' He thought until Choji started up his Partial Mulit-Size Technique. 'Oh crap! Better think of something quick! Wait-a minute! That's perfect!'

"Choji! Hey, buddy, look when I said fa… that word, I meant it as a term of endearment!" Naruto tried.

'He's never going to succeed that way.' Ino thought to herself.

"I didn't want to do this, but if you let me go I'll get you an exclusive All-Access Backstage Pass for Huron's concert!" Naruto tried while shielding his face.

"You have one of those?!" Choji stopped his technique, and was practically bowing down before Naruto.

"Here." Naruto reached into his pocket and pulled out a laminated card and handed it to Choji.

"I am not worthy!" Choji exclaimed as he gingerly grasped the card. "How can I ever repay you?"

"Um, don't kill me the next… ten times I call you fa… obese." Naruto chose his words carefully.

"Is that all?" Choji asked his eyes had that glazed over look.

"Wow." Ino said as Choji continued bowing to Naruto.

"What did he do to him?" Sakura asked Ino.

"I have no idea, I only see Choji like this when Asuma-sensei takes us out for All-You-Can-Eat-Barbeque." Ino said as she walked up to the two boys.

"Uh, Choji, don't tell them, please?" Naruto whispered to Choji.

"Of course not!" Choji whispered back. 'How did Naruto-sama attain this! These are harder to get than it is to sneak into the Hokage's Room!'

"Well come on Sakura-chan! You promised we would go out for Ramen!" Naruto exclaimed.

"Yeah… I'll see you around Ino-chan, Choji-kun." Sakura mumbled. 'WHAT IN THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?!'

After they got to the Ramen shop and Naruto had eaten ten good sized bowls he and Sakura were walking around Konoha when they ran into Kiba, Akamaru, and Shino.

"Hey guys, what's up?" Naruto asked them.

"Naruto…" Shino started. He was wearing his usual grayish-green, hooded jacket over his black, high-collared, buttoned shirt.

'Oh crap! Is he still mad that I didn't recognize him? That was over a month ago!'

"What are your thoughts on Suporien Huron?" Shino asked him

Naruto sweat-dropped. "Um, he's OK I guess…"

"You guess?" Shino asked him.

"Um, I mean he's an excellent musician and an exceptionally good influence on teenagers everywhere?" Naruto tried. 'Crap! Does he know? How did figure it out?'

"My opinion is the same, Kiba." Shino said.

"That doesn't count Shino!" Kiba exclaimed. He wore his usual leather jacket and had Akamaru by his side, wagging his tail furiously.

"Yes it does. You asked me my opinion and it just so happened to be the same as Naruto's." Shino calmly stated.

'THANK GOD! He doesn't know, but Choji might suspect something.' Naruto thought to himself.

'Where the hell did Naruto get that from?' Sakura thought while Shino and Kiba continued arguing.

"Ne, Sakura-chan wanna ditch them?" Naruto whispered in her ear.

"Lets go." Sakura whispered back.

Shino and Kiba were too busy arguing, so Naruto and Sakura had no trouble sneaking away.

"WHEW! Finally some peace and quiet!" Naruto sighed after he and Sakura managed to get their old training grounds.

"Yeah…" She eyed him suspiciously. "Are you a fan of Huron's?"

"WHAT? Of course not!" He exclaimed. 'Does SHE know?'

"Then where did you get 'he's an excellent musician and an exceptionally good influence on teenagers everywhere.' " She asked him.

"Oh, um…" He thought quickly. "Internet?"

She thought about it for a moment before shaking her head. "Darn, I thought you were a secret fan boy of his."

"He's a stuck up prick! Why would I be a fan boy of his?" Naruto yelled.

"I don't know… Maybe you really like him, but want to be original so you pretend you don't." She countered. "But, then again you're not that smart."

"I am too smart! Not as smart as you of course, but I'm above average!" He fumed. "You know what, forget what Kakashi-sensei said about bonding, I'm out of here!"

"Oi, Naruto! I didn't mean it like that!" She tried. 'Stubborn idiot.'

"Well, at least here no one will bother me with talk of my secret identity." Naruto sighed. He was hiding in the one place no one would ever look for him; Konoha's Library.

"What secret identity?" A voice said from behind him.

Naruto slowly turned his head to see Kakashi standing there with his face buried in his usual Icha Icha Paradise book. "A-" Kakashi cut him off.

"Shush! You don't want to get kicked out do you?" The white haired shinobi whispered. "Now, what secret identity were you talking about?"

"Oh, um…" Naruto trailed off. 'SHIT! Can I tell him? Ero-sennin, said I shouldn't tell ANYONE!'

"I write story's on the Internet and I use a pen-name?" He tried. Then a thought struck him, "And they're spin-offs from Ero-sennin's novels. Very, BAD spin-offs."

"Oh, okay." You could tell Kakashi was slightly disappointed. "I thought you were talking about something interesting, and why aren't you bonding with Sakura?"

"Oh, she made a stupid comment that pissed me off, so I ditched her." Naruto answered.

"Very well, but as soon as you've cooled off I want you to find her." Kakashi said.

"Hai, Kakashi-sensei." He answered.

After Kakashi left Naruto wandered between the rows of books and ended up in the music section.

'Well, as long as I'm here might as well brush up on my instruments.' Naruto thought happily.

A/N: for those of you wondering,

His name doesn't have any special meaning(at least to my knowledge), I got it from my American History textbook while looking at the Great Lakes region of the Atlas. (Suporien anagram of Lake Superior; Huron Lake Huron)