A/N: Hey guys…I'm baaaaaaaaaack! With a vengeance and a slightly co-authored humor fic! Woot! So the first part (in bold) was written by Ankh…And I'm writing the rest beings as I havn't talked to her in a few months…Besides the fact she got some form of a job, I think I remember her saying something about getting in trouble and getting grounded from the computer (except for work and school stuff) for like, life. I can't exactly talk to her either since she lives on the opposite side of the country…Yeah. So, without further ado…THE DISCLAIMER! And…ahem…Story...ish.

Disclaimer by Selly: Aye…'Tis the sad truth. We own nothing in this so called world of "Harry Potter". He doesn't even exist yet in this story! Buahahahahahaha! But really…We don't own anything. Sort of. We own ourselves…As it might be slightly creepy if we didn't… :-/ …And anything else you may not recognize. That includes OC's and the plot…Not there is much of one formulated at this time…Er…Why are you still reading this! No infringement is intended! Haha…Infringement…Look a few lines down! It's er…SHINY! Runs away

"Oh no, we're late, the train leaves at exactly 11:00 and it's 11:00 now!" Ankh shouted to Selly as they raced along, running right through the barrier, not even stopping to check if Muggles were watching, which was pretty unwise. They now ran along platform 9 and ¾, running over peoples' feet with their cases and bumping others out of the way. They tossed their cases aboard and then hoped on themselves. "Beep, beep! Move it you scalawags!" Ankh and Selly raced towards the back of the train, students jumped out of the way as they came by and others peered out their compartments to see what all the noise was about. Selly nearly crashed into Ankh, who had skidded to a halt outside what appeared to be an unoccupied compartment.

Ankh opened the door, "Bloody hell! Everywhere's full up!" she said looking in, "Aye mate, mind if we join you?" Selly asked from behind Ankh.

"No, go right ahead," said the long haired boy that occupied the compartment. Ankh and Selly sat across from the boy.

"I'm Ankh" said Ankh.

"I'm Selly" they both held out their hands to shake the boy's.

"Remus," said the boy, shaking both their hands.

"Oh, hey guys" a young Sirius Black entered the compartment, "Man I had the worst summer yet," he said. "My mum kept telling me how I better get into Slytherin or I'd be disgracing the family and if I didn't she would disown me."

Ankh, Selly, and Remus blinked. "Who the ruddy hell are you?" Selly asked after a long moment's silence.

"Oh," Sirius said looking around, now noticing he knew no one here.

"Hey Black, why aren't you with your fellow pure-bloods?" said another boy from outside the compartment. Sirius looked up at the boy who had spoken.

"I don't know Potter, why are you associating with vermin like me anyway? You know I have to be in Slytherin. Who ever said I wanted to? Who do you think you are to judge me by my family?" Sirius retorted.

Ankh watched the two like it were a game of Quidditch, "Can't we all just get along?" she asked grinning, her small vampiric fangs visible. "Look, there's enough room in this compartment for…" she counted, "Four of us, if not more, and besides, he's not in Slytherin yet, so you shouldn't hate him until he's sorted" Ankh laughed.

"Yes," Selly agreed. "I think Ankh over here's right. I'm Selly by the way. I assume by that little outburst you two know each other? So why don't we all take a bit of time to get acquainted…Oooh, Shiny!" Selly had spotted a foil wrapper sticking out from behind Remus' seat cushion and dived for it knocking the poor unsuspecting boy out of his seat onto the floor with a loud thunk.

"So, maties Black and Potter, might either of you have a given forename?" Ankh had readopted her pirate voice.

"Arr. What do they call you two land lovers?"

The trio watched in awe as these two very…interesting…girls, who may we add were wearing some odd black muggle clothing, started to sing and dance the Can Can.

"Yo, ho, yo, ho! A pirate's life for me!" They finished and sat back down gasping for air between large peals of laughter.

"Well…I'm James…." Potter, or James, rather, said.

"And I'm Sirius," Black said.

"No!" Ankh exclaimed. "You can't be serious!"

"Yes I can…And I will too," Sirius said somewhat cautiously.

"And does young master Remus have a surname?" Selly asked in a fake snobby, proper English accent.

"Er…Yes. Lupin…." He replied."Like Lupine without the "e". Oops…Don't listen to me. I don't know what I'm talking about…Meh…."

"Okay, Sirs Canine, Joking, and Pottery Wheel; who are you and what do you want from our planet?" Ankh asked, ignoring confused expressions from the three boys.

"Um…I…" Remus started. He never got the chance to finish because at that moment the Food Trolley Lady started to open the compartment door.

"Lucky duckies. Saved by the smell…erm…of food!" Selly said to the three boys. She and Ankh laughed and laughed while they ordered their snacks and proceeded to stuff themselves alive.

A/N: So what do you think…please review…Perty please with vanilla ice cream chocolate mousse? Just don't flame! It'll melt the ice cream! I double LUUUUUUUUURVE you with knobs…! I don't know when I'll update…you might just want to put it on an alert…if you want to that is…okay. I'm shutting up now!