Disclaimer: Alas, a girl can dream.

Hey, WHADDUP DOGS? So joking, Ebonics are not my thing, ha ha, anyway, moving on. SO yah, this is a one shot. So that means no more chapters to it. Ok? If you don't get that, do not read further, and try not to injure yourself.

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Inuyasha and Kagome were fetching firewood, when they decided that Kikyo was a bitch, (which she is), that screw Naraku, (to hell with him! MWAHAHA!), and that they should be together for eternity, (which they should!)(DUH!).

So they started making out, because come on, Inuyasha requires either making out session or drown in own drool session.

Then Kikyo decided to show up interrogate him about what he was doing with her reincarnation.

Inuyasha replied that they were kissing, duh, and are you blind as well as dead?

Kikyo ran away all hurt, then Kags and Inuyasha laughed at her for a long time. Then they started kissing again.

This was the part where Kouga runs up and tries to take Kagome from Inuyasha forcefully. (He is such a dumass!)

To which Kagome screeched so loud that he dropped her and then Inuyasha cut out his jewel shards, but then! Inuyasha and Kouga got so involved in their argument, (most of this consisted of 'Dog Breath' and 'Wolf Shit'. Those two are brilliant! NOT!), that they didn't notice Miroku taking Tetsusaiga to clean.

Then the two geniuses noticed that the sword was gone and the following exchange occurred:

Inuyasha: Dude, where's my sword?

Kouga: Where's your sword dude?

Inuyasha: Dude, where's my sword?

Kouga: Dude, I don't know, heh heh.

Inuyasha: HEH HEH, DUDE IT'S NOT FUNNY!

Kouga: Sorry dude, where's your sword?

Inuyasha: I DON'T KNOW DUDE!

Kouga points at Miroku who is cleaning the sword.

Kouga: There's your sword dude.

Inuyasha: Oh, thanks dude.

Kouga: No problem dude.

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Sorry for everyone who thought this was stupid, which by the way, it was so get over it, anyway, I just had this idea. Whatever. R/R, you flame me I will kick your ass, no really.

THX EVRY1

TTFN