Parrt III: Battle at McDonald and the REturn OF Ken Masters and Ryu Hoshi
The passanger plane thundered through the sky fastly and pushed the clouds around the front of the nose cone of the plane and the wings. "Ken," said Ryu "this was the greatest vacation ever." Ryu was wearing Hawwiian themed swim trunks and those brown shoes that the man puts the penny inside, with no shirt. He also had on his Karate Belt and a hat that looks like Alan Grant's from Jurassic Park. That was the outfit of this man on the plane, sitting next to Ken Masters, a once Street Fighter who is also a movie star and a showtokahn karatee expert like Ryu, the man who is dress with the Hawwiian shorts and the hat.
A stewardess walked by with her heels clip cloping in the aisle and Ken looked up. "Woah" he said outloud. "That gross huh," Ruy said slyly as he read Cosmopolitan Magazine in his plane seat. "No Ryu, it's not that" said Ken Master. "That stewardess looks just like Guile."
Back on the surface of the ground, CENSOREDy walked to McDonald's, which was three feet from her house. THe cops were still inside questionong the manger about the Mexican family that got shot in the head when Fei Long made a mistake on their order. "Oh my" said CENSORE. SHe dudnt like violence at McDonalds. The cops warned her to leave teh area because it was under investigation by the cops, but she didn't listen. "I will have a number 4 and a number 7 and 2 please" she said to the teenaged worker who took Fei Long's place. "We are currently not taking orders on the count of the police investigation, Madam" replied the teen. The two stood there staring at one another for whwat seemed like minutes, until a small explosion was heard in the distance. "What the fuck was that?" whispered one of the cops to the McDonald's manager. Suddenly, a body came crashing into the front window of McDonald's and glass exploded everwhere and a shard landed in the back of the teen's arm, temporarily incapacitating it. The Body stood up "SOrry I keep you waiting so long" said Cody Haggar, as he flexed and put on his sun glasses. Lightning struck making the scene more dramatic to the teen and CENSOREDr.
"Who the hell are you?" asked the cops. "Name's Cody. Cody Haggar." said Cody as he adjusted his sunglasses and touched his hair. Then Sagat came crashing into the side of McDonald's, smashing through a car that was at the drive-thru, which borke the car into two parts and sliced the driver in half, killing him and totaling the car. "Holy fuck" screamed the teen "It's General Sagat from the Shadowlooo Corporation." SSagat tiger kneed the teen into the pictures of the value meals that also has the prices on it that was above him. Electrical parts and sparks flew everywhere. "Wrong. I am no longer working with M. Bison. Now I will take my place as Emperor Sagat, ruler of the world. Ha ha ha ha." Laughed Sagat. Then he stepped on the teens' neck and upper chest area. "This woman is the object of my power" said Sagat as he pointed at CENSORED. "I must harvest her body for the psycho power within." Cody threw his handcuffs at Sagat, knocking him backward and having his foot come off the teen's neck. I"am your opponent now" he said to Sagat, and went into a fighting stance.
Ken and Ryu were making out on the plane and whispering i love you to one another when suddently Ken said "I can't stop thinking about that stewardess. Rye-yoo was confused. "What about us? What about getting married and having children?" asked the Japanese Hado Expert. "It's not that Ryu. It'sjust that I cannot escape the idea that it is actually Colonel William Guile in disguise" The stewardess came back with Ken and Ryu's MIXED DRINKS and one of them had ice cubes in it in the shape of SF. "I knew it!" I'd racognize those deltoid tattoos and army pants and muscle shirt and that haircut anywerhe. it's guikle!" Screamed Ken. One of the passengers, a bald and middle aged man said "We don't talk about that guy. He;s a terrorist and he tried to destroy the planet by unleashing Psycho Power upon it." Ken looked at the man, angryly. "He was framed by M. Bison! Guile would never-" then suddeltny "Sonic Boom!" and the bald and middle aged man exploded out of his chair and smashed through the top of the fuselage. "Cabin pressure is dropping. Please use your carbon diockside masks that come down when they come down automatically." warned the pilot from the intercom.
The stewrdess removed her apron and said "I thought I'd never see youo guys again after Blanka's funeral. I was so jealous. But I am okay now, I don't like diong sex anymre. I just want to defeat Bison. Are you with me, Street Fighters?" asked Guile, who was disguised as a stewardess. Ken and Ryu dragon punched the overhead compartments so their bags fell out and they put on their karate uniforms. "Let's kill Bison, mon" said Ryu as he smiled at Guile. Ken smiled too and so did Guile. It was a warm moment of friendship being rekindalled on a plane.
Guile removed the grenades from his chest area that he was using to have fake breasts and he took the pins out. "Put on these parachutes" he said "We're gonna blow this popsicle stand" guile threw the live grenades at the back of the plane and they exploded, leaving a large hole in the fuselage so that they could jump out. The passengers were all terrified since they would surely all die, and the Air Marshalls attacked the three Street Fighters. "Gentlemen" said Guile "We'de love to stay and help out with the situation here, but we must stop Bison and his goons'" With that, the three Street Fighteres, Ken, Ryu and Guile, jumped from the burning plane into the sky. As they fell in freefall, bodies fell from the plane and smoke and fire engulfed the entire plane as it took a nosedive towards the ground below. "May God have mercy on our souls" said the pilot over the loud speaker as he drank his whiskey. "we're all going to die."
At McDonald's a battle was raging. DeeJay, Fei Long and Cody were fighting Sagat and Vega also showed up. "Call Balrog" said Sagat to Vega, we need his help and Zengreif too." E Honda pummeled Sagat with his mighty thousand hand slap, and Sagat fell to the ground. "Thats for burnnig my back all those years ago, you Muy Tie Moron" yelled the sumo fightere. The cop and the Manager of McDonald's hid behind the counter with the teenager. "Get back here you fool!" the manager screamed at CENSORED, but she didn't listen. She was walking around looking on the tabes and the floors for any food that might have been left by the previous patrons. some of the food was covered in blood and brain matter from the Mexican family from part one of this story.
The following all occurrs in slow motion while Britney Spears' "Hit Me Baby One More Time" plays in the background: Sagat throws a kick that Cody Haggar slides under as he throws a chair at DeeJay"s face, smashing his kneecaps and legs. Ryu, Ken and Guile fall through the ceiling of McDonald's and are firing machine guns at the enemies, Sagat, Vega, Ballrog and Zangief. E Honda and Fie Long and fighting Shadowloo operatives that betrayed Bison, and Blanka pulls up in his car and sees the commotion, and lowers his sunglasses. Cody, still sliding under Sagat's kick, goes on his back and takes out two handguns and fires them into Sagat's penis. E Honda and Fei Long do a doulb jump kick to the Shadowlaw operatves and smash their heads from either side, crushing their skulls and breaking their necks, killing them. Ryu Ken and Guile's machine gun fire trained on Vega as he jumps and dives through the restaurant, CENSOREDD barely escapes death when she ducks under the machine gun fire to pick up a half eaten, day old french fry, Zaangief jumps to the sky and grabs Ken Master's ankle and pulls him down as both men are covered by the parachute. As the parachute falls around them, the song ends and it goes back to regular motion and it is not in slow motion anymore.
The men all stood up. "Looks like we're here for the same thing, you fucking assholes" said Vega as he removed his mask and pushed his hair back. "That psycho power is mine" said a voice from just outside the building. It was M . Bisoon. He had come to claim what is his and to destroy the Street Fighters and his betrayers, Sagat and Vega, and Zangief and Balrog, who was killed by Guile's machine gun before. The manager of McDonald's stoof up and saod "please don't hurt us" and Vega grabbed him by his neck and lifted him off the ground. "I won't hurt you. But I will kill you" and Vega slammed the manager to the ground, breaking his skull and his wrists. Then Vega sliced the Manager's hair off with his claw and kicked him in the back of the head. "Eat this, scumbag," said Vega as he took out a shotgun and blasted the manager in the back of the head. The McDonald's manger was no more. Part three is done now.