A/N. Rico and Mikayla. Yes it's cute. And yes it's original. For those who don't want Rico to be loney forever.
If Cupid Had a Heart
"Urgh! I'm only doing this to spite Hannah Montana!" Mikayla said, trudging up the beach and too the little shanty they called 'Rico's'.
A short little Latino boy took her hand, "Mikayla, my love. We've been expecting you."
"Who are you?" she demanded.
"I own this joint."
"Well, who cares? Where's Hannah Montana?"
"Oh, Hannah Montana and I go wayyyyyy back." He raised his eyebrows suggestively, "you jealous?"
"No."
He handed her a microphone. "Fine."
She took it and scanned the place for Hannah Montana who gave her a short wave. There she was with her ex-boyfriend Jackson. Gross.
MiKayla started to sing her one hit wonder:
"do dodododododo
Oh baby if cupid had a heart he would make you fall you'll fall in love with me and we'll time it all if cupid had a heart he would take my love if cupid had a heart he would surely throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go if cupid had a heart you'd be mine
I know I need you to see I need you and me
Oh-oh, oh
Love, love, love
Love, love, love
If Cupid had a heart he gave it away he shot them down to people with a frown ow ooh if cupid had a heart he gave them all away he has shot them all to people with a frown if cupid had a heart he would surely throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go if cupid had a heart you'd be mine
I know I need you to see
I need you and me
If Cupid had a heart
It would stay in art
It's too complicated
If I had a heart
I would be the art
He couldn't steal it away from me
If you had a heart If Cupid had a heart
If cupid had a heart he would surely throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go if cupid had a heart you'd be mine I know I need you to see
I need you and me
oh ohohohoh
If Cupid had a heart he would surely throw an arrow through your soul better aim and go if cupid had a heart you'd be mine I know I need you to see
I need you and me"
MiKayla ran her hand over the short boy's face, shooting Hannah a smarmy look and blowing the boy kisses.
"Well, you better call yourself 'Cupid', because I think you have my heart" Rico said to MiKayla with both hands over his chest.
MiKayla laughed. "And you think I'm a better pop star than Hannah Montana?"
"Hannah who?" Rico asked, looking at her adoringly.
MiKayla smiled at him, "you want a job as a roadie?"
"Heyyooo! Count me in!" Rico just about jumped out of his skin.
"Well, well, well… If MiKayla had a heart, she might have just found it in our little Rico there" Jackson said to Miley/Hannah, clapping just for show.
"Too bad for him she doesn't" Miley/Hannah snorted back to her brother or as MiKayla knew him – ex-boyfriend.
"Looks like they have something in common then" Jackson replied. The heartless MiKayla and the heartless Rico… who could think of a better match?
If you'd like to see an odd pairing - go ahead and tell me.
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