A/N: I love the song Mister Grinch, so I took the lyrics and twisted them ever so slightly. Disclaimer: I don't own the Grinch, some of these lyrics aren't mine either, and I don't own Harry Potter –sobs-

Mister Snape

You're a mean one, Mr. Snape
you really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Snape

you're a bad wizard
with greasy black hair.

You're a monster, Mr. Snape
your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got no soul.
Mr. Snape

I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot wand.

You're a vile one, Mr. Snape.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Snape

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile.

You're a foul one, Mr. Snape
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Snape

The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."

You're a rotter, Mr. Snape
you're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Snape

Your soul is an appalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.

You nauseate me, Mr. Snape.
With a nauseous super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
and you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Snape

You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.

MR. SNAPE

"MR. POTTER WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS!" yelled Snape holding up the song.

"Uh…umm…Merry Christmas?" Harry said stupidly. Hermione laughed.

"Oh, Miss Granger you think it's funny too. Well Mr. Potter and yourself have lost 30 points from Gryffindor. EACH. And as my Christmas gift to you will be serving detention tonight and will get a zero for the day," He stormed off to his desk probably locking the song up for good.

"Mione that was so worth 60 points, a detention, and a zero. Did you the look on his face? Priceless," he said.

"I'm so telling Sirius what did though," she said

"He'll just laugh, Hermione, he just will," he said. As he gave her a hug. "Now Mione, let's go find some thing to do to kill time."

A/N: YOU'RE A MEAN ONE MISTER SNAPE! No I really liked Snape before he killed Dumbledore. This was intended HHr but it didn't turn out to good. Oh well.REVIEW! Hit the pretty button!