Pirates of the Caribbean

The Return of the Guy Who Said "No Fair"

Elizabeth Swann looked deep into Will Turner's eyes. "No." she said. "He's a pirate."

At long last, they embraced each other and kissed passionately. Several feet away, Commodore Norrington, out of view behind a doorway, burst into tears, thoroughly verging on a nervous breakdown.

Also unbeknownst to Elizabeth and Will, Michelle Austen, a maid in Governor Weatherby Swann's household, was climbing the fort wall, picking coconuts. What kind of coconuts? Imported coconuts! You know, that whole Caribbean thing. Gazing at Will from her hold on the wall, tears, not unlike Norrington's, spilled down her cheeks.