(This is loosely based on a fic I did not post where Frost is part of Shao Khan's Army.)
Shao Khan is sitting in his throne in the now joined realms. Since there was nothing left to take over, he slowly drifted into madness. In this madness he renamed his empire Pie.
Reiko walked into the throne room and he was greeted with…
"Good day, sweet Jean. Flock to the home for dinner is almost on the chicken."
"Sir?"
"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. You'll wake…" He paused and giggled stupidly. "the arbitrary angles!" He giggled like he was a 7 year old who just heard "poop"
"Sir? Are you all right?"
"Why, yes! I would love some sausage!"
"Stay right there, sir. I'll be right back." He left to get Shang Tsung.
Shang was playing cards with Quan Chi, Onaga, and Frost when Reiko came in.
"Guys. There's something wrong with Shao."
"What?" Quan asked.
"He's saying the stupidest things. I think he's going crazy."
They all went into the throne room to find an empty throne.
"Where did he go?" Reiko asked.
They heard cracking above them and they all looked up to see Shao hanging from one of the stone rafters.
"WHEEE! I'M A BIG KID NOW!!"
It broke and he fell onto Onaga's shoulder.
"I was in another world. Full of twenty thousand girls. And milk!"
Onaga looked at Shao strangely.
"Rectangles. TO AN OPTOMETRIST! The man with a golden eyeball." His eyes drifted to a random place and he stared at it for a few seconds, mouth agape.
"Shao! Snap out of it!" Shang slapped him off Onaga's shoulder.
The emperor looked up to Frost.
"Do you have a urinary tract infection?"
Frost lifted her foot and kicked her superior in the crotch, to which he responds with a resounding "TA DA!!" in a squeaky voice.
Frost stormed off.
"What do you think caused this insanity?" Quan asked Reiko.
"I think, because I ran out of places to take over, I lost any grip to reality. I has nothing left to do. Boredom drives even the strongest willed men insane." Shao said in his squeaky voice.
They all looked at him.
"MONKEYS!"
"Had him and we lost him." Reiko said.
"I don't think there's anything we can do with him." Onaga said, watching the Emperor of Pie sucking his thumb.
"Neither do I." Quan said, shaking his head.
"FLOPPING FISHES BATMAN! THE JOKER HAS STOLEN OUR STASH O' HASH!" Shao jumped up and ran head first into the wall, shattering his helmet. "QUICK! TO THE DEPTHS OF CHUCK NORRIS'S SUB-CONSCIOUS!"
Shao jumps out the window into a pit of spikes, killing himself.
"I think you just got promoted." Shang said to Reiko.
2 weeks later…
Reiko was sitting on the throne, bored as hell. Suddenly, something snapped in his mind.
"THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN EYEBALL!"
The End!