A/N: I didn't know that Gai was born on new years!!!
(SWT:Why wasn't it on my calendar?!?!?!)
Yes, I put TV show characters' b-days on my calendar.
Thanks Sakurarules for the heads up! Here it is!
(Beginning…now!)
Gai rubbed his eyes sleepily as he rose form his bed, yawning. He stumbled into his bathroom, groggily feeling around for his toothbrush. He found it within a few moments. As was expected, it was green. He picked it up and looked around his bathroom for his toothpaste. There was none. He mumbled something that I am not allowed to say. He set his toothbrush back on the counter and changed half-heartedly into his spandex jumpsuit. (his toothpaste/tooth brushing is like coffee, it wakes him up.) He dragged himself down the street to the local CVS (or Riteaid/Brooks/Local Ninja Drugstore.) and walked to the aisle containing toothpaste. A friendly store employee smiled at him. He just scowled.
"Toothpaste…toothpaste…" he mumbled to himself as he scanned the near-empty racks. There was only one brand of toothpaste left on the shelf. Apparently, people are cheap and are now buying toothpaste for their loved ones. (SWT: that's not that bad an idea, really. Everyone NEEDS toothpaste, so they can't be too disappointed…unless they wanted a Wii and all they got was toothpaste…) He blinked, rubbing his eyes. He sighed, picking up the last bottle of toothpaste. He purchased it, glaring at the cashier when she failed at her attempt to stifle a giggle. Gai mumbled to himself as he returned home. He finally returned home. He walked into his bathroom, picking up his toothbrush. He glared at the toothpaste.
"Cinderella. Is. Not. Youthful."
A/N: Happy Belated Birthday Gai! Hope you like the toothpaste I sent you. .