Title: Lock the door? Why?
Pairing: Nanaki/Reno
Disclaimer: Nothing and nobody is mine, as much as I'd like that.
Summary: Just an average Friday night at Cloud's.
Warning: Unbetaed. I can't possibly force any beta to do this.
Word count: 229
The bulbus glandis (also called a knot) is an erectile tissue structure on the penis of canid mammals. During mating the tissues swell up and causes the dogs to stick together (tie) for some time after the ejaculation. (copypasted from wikipedia)


"I so need a piss now! A six pack can be awfully pushy," Cid announced, laughing quietly at his own joke as he rose from his position on the couch next to Vincent, who looked more dead than alive with all the booze they had poured down his throat. Vincent only belched in agreement. Currently he lay face down on the couch, but when Cid was gone to keep him from falling he slowly slipped to the floor, his fall softened by his and Cid's clothes covering the floor. Cid made his way to the bathroom, smiling dreamily as he thought of how good it would feel to get all that beer and the other fluids out of his bladder. Pushing the door
open with one hand and scratching his balls with the other Cid moved to step into the bathroom, but the sight that greeted him made him freeze in the doorway, staring dumbfounded at the image in front of him, hand still scratching his balls in confusion.

Nanaki and Reno both stared at Cid, as dumbfounded as he. Finally Reno turned his head to look at Nanaki, glaring angrily at him. "'We don't need to lock the door'? 'It will only take five minutes, Reno'?"

Nanaki just stared at Reno apologetically as the red ears flattened against his skull and his head sank down to rest on Reno's back in embarrassment.