A/N: This is my first fic so be nice plz! R&R plz… keep reading…
Oh and I don't own newsies, (sobs) all I own is Cass, Audrey, and ME!!!!! If you are reading this ILY!!!
Now Before you read close your eyes… close 'em! That's it, good, now take an invisible key and OPEN YOUR MIND!! Now don't think I'm stupid just 'cause I'm making you do this I just like open minds reading my stuff… now that your mind is open read on…
Newsies, meet the future.
One relatively normal afternoon I had my friends, Cassie and Audrey, at my house since my parents were gone for two weeks leaving the house ALL to myself. As soon as they got there they jumped on top of me and yelled, "NEWSIES TIME, BROADWAY!!!!"
Broadway was my nickname since I always talked about broadway and musicals, plus my real name, Ellizabeth, is totally not my style. So while I was still recovering from the blow I'd just taken Cas and Aud were booking it to the plasma screen TV and surround sound, within 30 seconds you could hear Carryin' the Banner blaring from the living room. I ran in and joined my friends in jumping on the couch singing along with the DVD. Suddenly there was a loud "BOOM" that sent us flying back into the stone age (Well more like the kitchen) when we recovered Cassie asked, "B-way, did the speakers blow out?"
"No let me see what's up, you guys stay here…"
I walked into the living room to find Skittery, Spot, Jack, Racetrack, Mush, and Blink laying on the ground. I tuned towards the kitchen yelling, "CASSIE, AUDREY!! THERES… one, two three, four, five, six… THERES 6 TOTALLY HOT NEWSIES IN THE LIVING ROOM!!!"
Audrey emerged and said, "stop messing around…" but before she could finish her sentence an unimaginable comment came out of her mouth, "Well, hi sexy." She said laying a hand on Mush's shoulder I shot her a glance that told her to stop flirting in my house, then I said,
"Sorry about her, I'm Broadway, this is Cassie, and this little flirt's name is Audrey…"
Racetrack stepped forward and pushed Jack back and said, "I'm Racetrack Higgins, and this is Jack, Skittery, Blink, Spot, and Mush… um… so where are we, exactly??"
"Oh this is my place also known as Broadway avenue, its 2007, and we're in California…"
Spot decided to speak up, "So we'se not in new Yawk?"
"No we're in California… didn't I just say that?", I replied in a smart-ass tone.
He looked so humiliated that I just wanted to laugh don't get me wrong I LOVE spot but Ijust never thought anyone could bring him down. Cassie came up with an absolutely fabulous idea…"Let's get 'em drunk… that'd be fun."
Drink, Drank, Drunk…After a few drinks the boys were drunk to Wit's end… we didn't drink anything I don't drink… just act like it. So now we were playing truth or dare and it was spot's turn, he faced me and said, "I dare ya ta spin da bottle an' whoevah it lands on ya have ta spend 7 minutes in heaven with 'im."
"Fine, how do you know this stuff anyways?"
"I listened ta ya goils. Now spin."
I spun the bottle and it landed on Race, I grabbed his hand and pulled him into a closet while the girls set the time what I didn't know was that they set it for 60 minutes not 7…
In the closet we sat in the dark for 10 minutes the Race asked, "Are you'se drunk?"
"not even close, you?"
"No… so what are we supposed ta do in here?"
"Well, never mind… I don't explain stuff like that, ask Audrey. Oh forget this"
I leaned forward and kissed him on the lips when he started kissing me back I felt like I was on a different planet, 'wow, he's a better kisser that Jason… surprising.' I thought then I heard giggling coming from the other side of the door so I stopped kissing him and opened the door to find cassie, Audrey, Mush and jack attempting to look under the crack,
"Ha Ha Ha, what a funny trick how long were we in there?"
"An hour…"
"Are you serious!!! What ev, now lets play truth or dare, I dare Cassie to make out with spot."
I said that because Spot was KO and Cas thought he was repulsive, "NO WAY!! THAT"S SICK!! I'm gonna get back at you."
"What ev, Sweeny Todd, just do it."
She walked over to Spot and kissed him and yelled, "EWW! It felt like I kissed a frickin dead guy, okay so b-way, truth or dare?"
"what do you think?"
"dare it is, I dare you to sleep in the same bed as Race, same covers, the works…"
"that the best ya got? Okay, race truth or dare?"
"Dare."
"run around the street in ONLY you boxers yelling, 'its peanut butter jelly time' and singing king of new York. Audrey get the video camera!"
"how long do I have ta do that?"
"Till its not funny anymore."
With a groan he ran outside in his boxers singing different songs for about an hour, after that we posted the video on youtube cracking up the whole time. Poor race probably had hypothermia because it was snowing.
When the clock turned to 3 am I yelled out, "BEDTIME EVREYBODY!!!"
With that everyone started laying down on various couches, or just the ground, race followed me up the stairs still freezing from his little show. I pulled on sweats over my jeans and layed down on the bed, race just stood in the corner like an emo.
"do you need an invite? Come here!"
he walked up to the bed and layed down next to me shivering, which truly alarmed me so I said, "OMG, you're freezing! Come here."
He scooted towards me shyly, I fell asleep quickly when I woke up, 20 minutes later, his arms were wrapped around me, I fell asleep again.
The next time i woke up I didn't like it.
THE WAKE UP
"PST cass, let's go check on race and b-way, Grab the camera."
"Okay, Audrey, one second…"
The walked up the stairs softly singing "Who loves you" by Frankie valli and the four seasons, when the came up to my bedroom the started singing newsies' songs like open the gates and seize the day, and king of New York. When they opened the door they managed to recite the intro to newsies, and blood drips on newsies' square, then I woke up yelling, "GIVE ME THAT VIDEO CAMERA NOW!!!! I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!!"
They ran screaming and I tried to catch them but I stumbled down the stairs and gave up. At the bottom the boys were laughing at the little "music video" as they called it, Race was a cherry at the moment and spot looked just as pissed as I did. I waled up to the group and said, "Eww! You boy's need to take a shower… gross, hey Cassie, Audrey!! Lets give the boys a makeover!"
With that Spot stood up and said, "Race we'se needa tawk…" He led Racetrack up the stairs and started talking.
their talk
"whaddaya want Spot?"
"I T'ought I told ya ta lay offa B-way!"
"Its kinda hard when I'se gotta sleep in da same bed with 'er!"
"don't ya evah tawk ta me like dat!!"
spot jumped on Race and they were sent tumbling down the Staircase, I jumped over to the bottom of the landing where Spot was beating the crap out of Race because of his height advantage on the both of us it was nearly impossible to separate Spot from Race then Jack finally came over and helped me out.
"Okay no Fkin fightin in my house ya hear!!!!"
"What was dat foah, spot!?!"
"You desoived it!"
"I said NO FIGHTIN'!!!!"
Cassie walked up to me and whispered in my ear, "I think I know what's wrong…"
"Tell me now." I said in a bossy tone.
"I think Spot's jealous… maybe when we go to the mall for the makeover you can spend a little time with spot."
"I guess, but I really like Race… but Spot's not so bad either, if ya know what I mean."
"you're perverted."
"like you never dream about Mush."
"SHUT UP!!!"
With that she grabbed a flip-flop and started chasing after me all around the house I purposely pushed Mush into her then set off running, unfortunately, I bumped into Race.
"We needa talk." He said pulling me into the other room and closing the door.
"So, Race, what's up?"
"Do ya like me?"
"Yeah… why?"
"I mean datin' like me."
"Jeely kly… okay I like like you…"
"So do ya wanna go out sometime…"
"Sure… how about tonight, after your makeover."
He smiled and pushed me against the closed door and kissed me, it wasn't a 'okay I have to do this but I don't want to' kiss it was the kind you felt in your soul, a REAL kiss. Then cassie opened the door sending me to the ground.
"Oh, was I inturupting something?"
"Cas, that WAS NOT FUNNY!"
"Sorry… so what DID you guys do last night?"
"WE DID NOTHING AND YOU KNOW IT, COME BACK HERE!!!!!!"
I spent about an hour chasing her around the house while Audrey found a tape and videotaped the whole thing saying it was going to be her new documentary on what I do when the newsies are here.
Finally we settled down, Audrey was interviewing the newsies for her "documentary" when I found super soakers, so I grabbed one and filled it with ice cold water. I slyly snuck up behind Cassie and blasted her with the water causing her to scream and chase after me.
"I'LL GET YOU!!!!!"
"JUST TRY SWEENY TODD!!!!" I retorted back, I called her sweeny todd because she always said she'd get revenge.
When her crusade ended we plopped on to the couch and looked at each other deviously, that's also why I call her sweeny todd. I got up and said, "Well I should go and get the car warmed up the engine's probably frozen, ummm, Cassie can you help me?"
"Why do you- Oh sure… I can help you…"
they walked out laughing then texted Audrey a quick message that said: Play along.
"So what's the plan?" I asked.
"You go missing, you'll be on the roof… with the super soakers, the boys will be looking for you…. In… THE CAR!!!" She said.
"Why the car?"
"Cause I'll say you disappeared there, anyways, the boys will all be looking for you there. Then you throw Audrey and I the super soakers, we surround them and soak them!!!"
"That's Mean… I like it."
I ran up to the roof and waited while Cassie ran in and yelled, "Help!! Broadway… she fell through the portal in the ground in front of the car, YOU HAVE TO HELP!!!!"
The Joke Through Race's Eyes,
Woah, she went missin'. I'se gotta help da boys find 'er…
Race stepped through the doorway with the newsies to find the girls yelling in unison,
"One… Two… THREE… FIRE!!!!!!!" They yelled as they drenched the boys, sending them running about and screaming. And, yet again, Audrey got it all on tape… wow.
After a half an hour of soaking the boys we settled down and went to the mall, after their clothes dried.
The mall, a makeover.
The boys froze at the sight of the local supermall. "What are we'se doin' heah, dis place is biggah den central park…" Mush said in astonishment.
"SHOPPING TIME!!" Audrey, cassie and I said in unison as we grabbed the boys and jolted for the shops…
A/N: Yay I finally wrapped it up, sorry for the short stop but I needed to stop somewhere. I'm surprised I got this far in one day with school and all. Oh and don't forget to Review…
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