A/N: So I was bored and this happened, I'm not gonna question it... I don't really know how to summarise this, so just imagine an 11 year-old Dick, a 13 year-old Wally, mix in some trouble with a tablespoon of humour and a hint of violence and this is what you get.

Disclaimer: I don't own these characters

Enjoy :)

- SoulReaperOfTheInnocent

"I am so excited Ihaven'tseenDickinages,thinkofallthefunwecanhave,alltheicecreamtoeatandwegettopatroltogeth-" Wally rushed as him and Barry made their way through the maze of Gotham streets on the way to Wayne Manor,

"Whoa kid, calm down, and who said anything about patrolling?" Barry interjected,

"Well, I just thought you know…" Wally began,

"No way, you know what the Bat's policies are on supers in his city, not to mention the nut jobs in this town, it's too dangerous."

"That is SO not fair, Dick gets to patrol and he doesn't even have powers!" Wally whined, he wasn't actually questioning his best friend's bad-ass-ness, he was just annoyed he wasn't allowed to patrol,

"Wally just be glad that Bruce is allowing you know their identities, let alone have sleepover" Barry sighed,

"What do you mean allowing me? Dick told me without his permission, what could he have done about it?" he asked smugly,

"He has his ways."

The rest of the car ride was filled with an eerie silence. Finally, they were outside the tall wrought iron gates leading into Wayne Manor, Barry quickly announced their arrival over the intercom and the deformed slabs of metal slowly opened. "Whoa!" Wally exclaimed as he took in the beauty of the mansion, the heavy oak doors swung open to reveal an elderly man who just so very… British.

"Welcome to the Wayne Estate Master Barry," the butler turned his scrutinising gaze on the boy "and you must be Master Wallace", seemingly satisfied by his judgement he turned around and walked inside. Wally let out the breath he hadn't realised he'd been holding and followed him in, and wow, if it look good on the outside the inside was spectacular. "Master Dick, they have arrived" the man called out, and soon after the sound of footsteps echoed loudly down the halls. Wally could just make out the mop of ebony hair as Dick came speeding around the corner, without missing a beat he launched himself over the balcony railings, swung off the huge crystal chandelier, flipped four times (he counted) and rolled out the momentum before grabbing Wally in a bone crushing hug nearly knocking them both off their feet.

"I see you still know how to make an entrance" Wally laughed,

"Master Dick, please refrain from using the chandelier as your own personal jungle gym, I do not want a repeat of the 'Jelly incident'" The butler warned,

"Sorry Alfred" Dick said, his face tinged with red "C'mon Wally, I have this new game I want to beat you at"

"Hey!" Wally cried out, running after his friend, "You've only beaten me like, five times"

"Out of five" Dick laughed, as he cartwheeled up the stairs, reaching the top he was abruptly yanked upwards until he was dangling upside down in front of Bruce, "Oh. Hi Bruce" he smiled sheepishly, there was a moment of silent communication then Bruce with a smirk (he'd deny it later) let go and Dick quickly flipped himself upright so he was crouched at the top of the stairs.

"So… that new video game then…" Wally started, standing awkwardly at the side,

"Race you!" Dick exclaimed running off towards the game room, Wally just laughed giving chase.

"Have fun boys" Barry called,

"But not too much fun" Bruce hinted, and then they were gone; "Make sure they don't go on patrol tonight Alfred, Jokers on the loose and I'm going to be stuck at this meeting for a while" he growled frustrated.

"Very well" Alfred replied, knowing how Dick had the tendency to slip out, he would have to pay extra attention tonight with a speedster here.

Meanwhile

"It sucks that we can't go on patrol together" Wally moaned as they set up the game console,

"Hmm… Oh, yeah, a real shame that we won't be able to go" Dick smirked,

"No dude, seriously, I was well excited" Wally complained,

"I know I can't believe we can't go" he said wiggling his eyebrows,

"Wha- Oh. Oh, you have a plan" Wally whispered; Dick stood up and crept around the room checking for any eavesdroppers, obviously believing they were safe he begun to explain his plan.

"-and then we slip out and find ourselves some crime to be thwart! " Dick finished triumphantly,

"You have thought this out way to much than to be considered normal" Wally laughed,

"It's a Bat thing" Dick replied, Wally just nodded and focussed on the game in front of him, Operation Lying Dogs is a go! (This is the last time he lets Dick name the mission).

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