Two Kitties and a Teenager
Summary- tuna, rooftops, depression... life is never easy. How can Luna and Artemis raise a teenager? Very carefully...a series of different one shots set in my Home AU, a bit interludes of the two months before the story starts as well as a few chapter rewrites. You must read home to understand this
Chapter 1-Tuna
If there was one thing Luna like about being a cat was eating tuna. Tuna was her weakness, she would enjoy it constantly. Usagi's mother had always seem to have some at hand. But when she was given back her human body, her craving was still there. Which why she was fragrantly searching the cabinets. Headquarters may be small, but she had found a nice spot for her stash.
But today it was bear. Not one can to spear. She could clearly remember telling Artemis to buy more only the other day. Did he forget? Or did he eat it himself? The thought made her shudder with anger. As she tore the small area apart. Even though she knew that it be her job to clean. She did not care for she needed it.
The morning had proven to be stressful. It had only been two weeks since the battle at D-point. Since then Usagi was nothing but a depressed mellow dramatic teenager. She had even cut her glorious locks. That had sadden Luna, but she wasn't surprise to see the hair grow back fast. Since then Luna was forced to watch. Today had been no exception.
Usagi had spent the night patrolling and when she returned, well lets just say a syntax was needed. Luna was frustrated and needed a pick me up. But of course there was no tuna.
"ARTEMIS!" her yell echo off the halls.
Artemis flinched, as he turned the page of local newspaper. He knew what that yell meant, and how he wish to run. He slowly approach his the clearly anger woman. Usually he would love to look at her. For he always found Luna to be pretty lady. With her long black hair and pale white skin. She was very must sought after durring the Silver Millennium. But when she was angry...Well he knew better and tried to keep her happy.
"What is it Luna?" He kept his voice calm but anyone could sense the fear.
" . ?" She emphasis each word as if she was making a death threat.
"I swear I picked one up-" He paused as a scratching sound came from the couch.
They both looked to see Usagi sitting on the couch. She was clearly trying to relax with comfy sweats. She had not even brother to style her long blonde hair. But what caught there attention the most was the now empty can of tuna. Artemis looked frankly for a way out of the room. As Luna started to fume.
"Where did you get that?" She said thru clench teeth.
Usagi took the spoon out of her mouth and gave a innocent look. For even though she knew of Luna tuna love, she was hungry. And tuna was the only thing she could find.
"The cabinets..." She gave a puzzled look at the clearly fuming Luna.
"That is mine."
"Well I don't see your name on it." Usagi carefully took her spoon and slowly scarped what was left.
"Why you...Artemis?" Luna looked around for her hopeful backup but only saw a small smoke cloud. "Where did that man go?"
"Beats me." Usagi carefully placed the empty can in the trash. "I'm going to bed." She slowly walked away as Luna just stared at the trash.
"Bu..but..."
Artemis made his escape quickly. Closing the door behind him, and crept out of the alley. But no matter how far he could get from the room; he could still hear a screaming Luna. He knew if didn't return with cans of tuna, he would never get a peaceful night...
((A/n-oh Luna I can relate though I want chocolate not tuna lol. I hope you enjoyed this little short, I'm working hard on chapter 8 and 9 but Rei is proving to be difficult. Hopefully I'll have an update by Saturday. It snowed here badly so I have lots of free time. These are for fun when im having writers block, but im promise more will come. As well as scenes from Home in different POV. The rooftops once especially. Please review!~ Saiaino))